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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Test Subject (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatherfockerusus is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Test Subject's chin.
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183 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
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176 lbs
35 - 20 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Test Subject!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
35 - 20 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, William Peck and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fatherfockerusus throws a solid leg kick but Subject takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Subject counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fatherfockerusus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Subject ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus moves away.
Subject has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Hell's Balls NY Hellcademy in the buildup to the fight.
A jab from Subject does it's job there.
Fatherfockerusus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a punch to the head.
Subject uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fatherfockerusus.
Subject goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a leg kick. Subject looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Subject misses with a body shot.
Subject throws an overhand right that lands on Fatherfockerusus's shoulder, as Fatherfockerusus tries to avoid the shot.
Subject jabs at Fatherfockerusus's body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Subject checks a leg kick.
Subject lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a wild body shot.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a looping right.
Fatherfockerusus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Subject misses with a head kick.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a nice body punch.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick
and Subject counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fatherfockerusus dives in for a single leg takedown but Subject sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick
and Subject counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fatherfockerusus throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Subject avoids the body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Subject misses with a looping right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a right hand
and Subject counters with a good, hard body kick but Fatherfockerusus shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Subject ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Subject throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Fatherfockerusus attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Subject sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a crisp jab that stopped Subject in his tracks.
Subject steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fatherfockerusus.
Subject fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus is out of range.
Fatherfockerusus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Subject lands with a shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Subject.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a good body shot.
Fatherfockerusus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A telegraphed right hand from Subject misses the target.
Subject throws a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus moved away.
Subject throws a series of punches but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Subject throws a leg kick but Fatherfockerusus moved away.
Subject throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fatherfockerusus takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook.
Fatherfockerusus just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromSubject.
Crunch! Subject slams his shin into Fatherfockerusus's torso.
Fatherfockerusus on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Subject swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Subject throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Subject moves out of range of the strikes.
Subject avoids the head kick by Fatherfockerusus.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Subject with a nice cross.
Test Subject is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Subject misses the shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Subject sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Subject moves forwards but Fatherfockerusus connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fatherfockerusus lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Subject has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Subject and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fatherfockerusus moves out of range of the body kick.
Subject connects with a body shot.
Subject bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Subject connects with a nice looking jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Test Subject dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Subject defending well as Fatherfockerusus loads up on a big left hand.
Subject walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Test Subject is winning the standup battle so far.
Fatherfockerusus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a body shot.
Subject throws a low kick but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range easily.
Fatherfockerusus keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Subject moves away from the strike by Fatherfockerusus.
Subject misses with a looping left.
Fatherfockerusus throws a chopping leg kick but Subject manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Subject avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice jab there from Subject.
Fatherfockerusus slips a straight right by Subject.
Subject throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Subject waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fatherfockerusus.
Subject fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fatherfockerusus manages to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body shot but no joy.
Fatherfockerusus gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Subject tries to land a body kick
letting Fatherfockerusus counter with a right hand.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fatherfockerusus. That's going to slow Subject down.
A slow jab from Fatherfockerusus misses its intended target.
Fatherfockerusus moves forwards but Subject connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a looping left.
Subject stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Good exchange - Subject coming out on top.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Subject with a jab.
Fatherfockerusus is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Subject lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Fatherfockerusus head around and knocks him out cold! Subject hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Test Subject!
Test Subject decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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hype
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pop
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