PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hello Kitty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Pacquiao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kitty
vs
Pacquiao

170 cm
19
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

174 cm
20
155 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hello Kitty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby Pacquiao!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kitty fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Pacquiao avoids it really well and circles away.
Kitty shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Pacquiao as he jumps to the side.
Kitty fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hello Kitty. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pacquiao stuffs the takedown.
Pacquiao is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.

Kitty shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Pacquiao napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Pacquiao is trying to buck Kitty off.
Kitty misses with the ground and pound.
Kitty looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Pacquiao is avoiding damage well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kitty landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Pacquiao takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.

Kitty is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Pacquiao has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kitty scores with a couple of short elbows.
Kitty postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Kitty misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Pacquiao is being controlled here.
Pacquiao is trying to get back to his feet.
Kitty wants to lay and pray for a moment but Pacquiao keeps working.
Kitty looking to control but instead Pacquiao has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Kitty is looking to take a break and control but Pacquiao is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kitty lands strikes from half guard.
We've been hearing that Kitty has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Kitty slows the pace down in half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kitty connects with a nice short shot to Pacquiao's temple.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kitty is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Kitty stalling.
Pacquiao looks like he's trying to stand up.
Kitty stalling.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Pacquiao manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Kitty is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Pacquiao trying to keep a closed guard but Kitty is proving a slippery customer.
Kitty landing some decent shots from guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Kitty's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Kitty keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Pacquiao's head.
Pacquiao wants to get back to his feet but Kitty is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Kitty seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kitty with a nice head shot there.
Pacquiao keeping moving, preventing Kitty from controlling successfully.
Kitty with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pacquiao wants to stand up but Kitty is controlling him.
Kitty is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pacquiao scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kitty blocks a head kick by Pacquiao.
Kitty dives in for a single leg takedown but Pacquiao sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hello Kitty dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Pacquiao displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Kitty.

Kitty looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Kitty is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pacquiao can do to turn this around?
Kitty is taking a breather. Pacquiao says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Pacquiao avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Kitty.
Kitty wants to take a breather but Pacquiao is having none of it.
Kitty has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Kitty stops Pacquiao from getting back to his feet.
Hello Kitty overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kitty winds up and cracks Pacquiao with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kitty is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Kitty raining down hammerfists from mount.
Kitty working away from the top, dropping strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kitty sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Kitty tries to control but Pacquiao wriggling away.
Kitty controlling from the full mount.
Pacquiao is in a horrible position here. Kitty smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Kitty with shots to the head and body - Pacquiao looks very uncomfortable down there.
Kitty working the ground and pound effectively.
Kitty controlling his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kitty is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Kitty lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Kitty looking to control but Pacquiao is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Kitty controlling his opponent.
Pacquiao is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Pacquiao in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kitty punishing his opponent with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kitty lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

Pacquiao is rocked!
Kitty postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Pacquiao badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Kitty around the waist but Kitty pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Kitty is the winner by TKO! Kitty jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hello Kitty!