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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Daniels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Daniels comes to the cage accompanied by Man Of Constant Sorrow. The crowd seem to be enjoying Cartman's choice of entrance music: Dawg The Hallway Monitor. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



201 cm
22
290 lbs
1 - 0 - 0
180 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart
Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Daniels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cartman drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Cartman must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Cartman throws an elbow that misses. Daniels uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Cartman's guard. Nice move by Daniels!

Cartman trying to control the position here.
Daniels trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartman wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Daniels wants to control from the top but Cartman keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Daniels won't allow Cartman to sweep him here.
Cartman keeping moving, preventing Daniels from controlling successfully.
Daniels stopping the sweep attempt from Cartman.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cartman can do anything to dispel that myth.
Cartman pulls Daniels in close to prevent any damage.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Cartman has eaten all the pies!
Daniels throws a body shot but no joy.
Daniels has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Extreme MMA (7 Elites $250/week) in the buildup to the fight.
Daniels lands with a cross.


It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.
Daniels swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cartman swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Daniels is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
Daniels feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cartman's calf.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman avoids the head kick by Daniels.

Daniels lands a big head kick that sends Cartman tumbling to the mat! Daniels takes a step backwards and waves Cartman back to his feet - he wants the finish!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Daniels tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Daniels tries to sprawl but Cartman drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Daniels regains full guard. Nicely done.
Cartman stops Daniels from standing up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Daniels is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Daniels utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Cartman throws a big elbow that misses.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Daniels tries to clinch there but Cartman circles away.
Cartman is looking to clinch but Daniels is avoiding it.
Cartman slips a straight right by Daniels.
Daniels misses with a straight right.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Daniels enables Cartman to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Daniels manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Daniels is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Daniels is looking to stand up but Cartman isn't so interested in that idea.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scoring with punches to the head and body.
Cartman throws an elbow that misses. Daniels uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Cartman's guard. Nice move by Daniels!

Cartman is pulling down on Daniels's head. It's preventing any offense from Daniels, at least for the moment.
Daniels postures up.
Daniels trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cartman throws a nice elbow from the bottom.

Daniels avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Daniels dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartman's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!



Cartman shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Cartman tries to pass to full mount but Daniels defends it.
Daniels is refusing to be controlled, as Cartman sits in half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Daniels is looking to escape.
The fighters are battling for position here. Daniels manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman looking to sit in guard and control but Daniels gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Cartman looking to hit a scissor sweep but Daniels is one step ahead there.
Daniels trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.
Cartman is controlling Daniels's posture.
Cartman looking to hit a scissor sweep but Daniels is one step ahead there.
Daniels wants to control from the top but Cartman keeps moving.
Daniels wants to stand but Cartman is controlling his posture from full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cartman keeping moving, preventing Daniels from controlling successfully.
Cartman looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Cartman pulls Daniels in close to his closed guard and prevents Daniels from doing any damage or advancing position.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Cartman has a takedown stuffed.
Daniels tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cartman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Donk. Daniels catches Cartman right on the button with a cross.
Daniels misses with a two punch combination.
Daniels lands a high kick!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman has a takedown stuffed.
Daniels fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cartman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Cartman doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Daniels counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Jack Daniels has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Daniels tries to clinch up but Cartman circles away and keeps his distance.
Daniels looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
It seemed like Cartman was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A head kick misses from Daniels.
Cartman looks like he wants to counter punch here.
No joy there for Daniels, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cartman is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Jab from Daniels.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cartman gets a takedown into half guard.

Cartman is working for a submission of some sort.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Daniels trying to control but Cartman postures up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cartman works his way into full mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Daniels dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartman's cut.
That's time! Daniels's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!


Daniels throws a nice looking combination but Cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Cartman moves into the clinch successfully.
Daniels wants to break the clinch but can't.
Daniels gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Cartman.
Daniels gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Cartman.
Cartman wants a takedown but no success here.
Jack Daniels has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartman goes for a takedown attempt but Daniels pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Daniels tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Cartman closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Cartman lands in his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Daniels keeping moving, preventing Cartman from controlling successfully.
Daniels trying to control the position.
Cartman throws a big right hand that misses.
Daniels tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Cartman throws a strike but Daniels rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.


That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Daniels is fighting to break Cartman's control of his arms but Cartman is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Daniels trying to control but Cartman is working from the bottom.
Cartman is trying to hold Daniels in close to prevent damage but Daniels has managed to pass into half guard.
Cartman is trying to maintain the position but Daniels is very close to passing his half guard.
Daniels will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Cartman tries to get to full guard but Daniels has control of the leg.
Daniels is thwarting Cartman's attempts to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is looking for a sweep. Daniels is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Daniels sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cartman defending well though.
Cartman controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Daniels seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Some wild striking there from Daniels.

Daniels pushes Cartman up against the cage in a clinch.
Jack Daniels is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman wants a takedown but no success here.
Cartman prevents Daniels from breaking the clinch.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Daniels's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Daniels as he jumps to the side.
Daniels drops down looking for a counter takedown but Cartman sprawls and moves away.
Daniels looks for the body kick but Cartman saw that one coming.
It seemed like Cartman was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jack Daniels is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Daniels fails to land with a series of punches.
Daniels throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cartman stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cartman shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Daniels pinned against the cage. Daniels gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jack Daniels showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Daniels, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jack Daniels!

A less than humble Jack Daniels misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
32%
 
 
 
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