PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Noob Saibot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Will Camel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Camel has chosen Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dog ft. Pharrell Williams as his entrance music. Noob Saibot has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Saibot
vs
Camel

182 cm
26
178 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

175 cm
26
168 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Noob Saibot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Will Camel!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Hirohito Nitta and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Camel throws a wild body kick that Saibot sees coming a mile off.
That kick from Saibot tenderised Camel's leg. Camel is trying to keep his angry face on.
Camel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Saibot blocks a leg kick.
Camel tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Camel throws the left hand but Saibot avoids the punch easily.
Camel has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A swing and a miss from Camel.
Camel looks to land a body kick but Saibot moved away.
Saibot scores with a punch to the head.
A big left from Camel misses.
Saibot has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Camel checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Some bone on bone action there as Camel checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
That kick from Saibot tenderised Camel's leg. Camel is trying to keep his angry face on.

Saibot has closed the distance and engaged Camel in a clinch.
Camel with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Saibot misses with a body punch.
Camel misses with some punches.
Saibot scores with a shot to the side of Camel's head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Saibot working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Saibot swings wildly with an uppercut but Camel uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Camel misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Camel.
Saibot blocking some punches.
Camel lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Saibot pressing his opponent against the cage.
Camel lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Camel.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Camel.
Camel lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Noob Saibot has been cut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Camel.
Camel blocking some punches.
Saibot trying to control the position but instead, Camel has worked for underhooks and has pushed Saibot into the cage.
Camel pushes off an throws an elbow but Saibot leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Camel takes a shot to the head.
Camel gets through Saibot's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Saibot misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Camel digs a right hand into Saibot's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Saibot's gas tank.
Saibot misses with a short punch on the inside.
Saibot has a couple of punches blocked by Camel.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Saibot throws a punch but it's blocked by Camel.
Camel lands an elbow inside that Saibot shrugs off.
Camel pushes off an throws an elbow but Saibot leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Camel lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Saibot backwards.
Camel lands a hook that snaps the head of Saibot backwards.
Camel throws an elbow but it misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Saibot creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Camel misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Camel.
Camel makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Saibot misses with some punches.
Camel tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Saibot fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Saibot prevents a body shot from Camel.
Camel stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Camel tries to throw a body punch but Saibot avoids it by throwing Camel back against the cage.
Camel lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Saibot avoids the elbow strike from Camel, against the cage.
Saibot throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Camels head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Camel blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Camel tries to land knees in the clinch but Saibot avoids the damage to the body.
Camel tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Saibot softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Camel.
Nice body punch from Saibot.
Camel blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Saibot.
Saibot lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nice elbow from Camel.
Saibot fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Camel tries to work over Saibot's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Camel throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Camel.
Saibot trying to control the position but instead, Camel has worked for underhooks and has pushed Saibot into the cage.
Camel lands a right hand that snaps the head of Saibot backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A shot in the inside from Camel.
Camel pushes Saibot back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Saibot blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Saibot can't find room to land a body shot as Camel controls the action.
Camel lands an elbow inside that Saibot shrugs off.
Saibot misses with a hook to the ribs.
Saibot swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Camel lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Saibot or not.
Camel lands an elbow inside.
Saibot throws a head punch that misses.
Camel swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Saibot blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Saibot trying to control the position but instead, Camel has worked for underhooks and has pushed Saibot into the cage.
Camel scores with a nice hook to the head.
The referee is keeping an eye on Saibot - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Saibot blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nice body punch from Camel - that landed with a thud.
Saibot misses with a punch on the inside.
Camel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Will Camel dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Noob Saibot's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Saibot connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Saibot scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Camel throws the kick towards the body but Saibot avoids it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Camel throws a leg kick
and Saibot counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Saibot misses with a wild body shot.
Camel tries to land a leg kick but Saibot saw it coming and moves away.
Saibot quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Camel throws a chopping leg kick but Saibot manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Saibot walks forward, straight into a front kick from Camel.
Saibot misses with a low kick as Camel jumps back.
Camel throws a hook but Saibot blocks it.
Saibot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Camel was well out of range. Poor timing from Saibot.
Saibot swings widly with a right hand
and Camel counters with a slapping leg kick.
Camel is looking to score with low kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Saibot misses the shot to the body.
A low kick from Camel misses
and Saibot connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Camel tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Saibot swinging wildly here.
Saibot throws a nice head kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Camel throws a front kick that sends Saibot stumbling back into the cage.
Saibot cracks Camel with a good jab.
Camel scores with a punch to the head.
Saibot is looking to clinch but Camel is avoiding it.
Saibot tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Saibot tries to close the distance and clinch up but Camel swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Saibot misses with a low kick.
Noob Saibot is winning the standup battle so far.
Camel throws a wild body kick that Saibot sees coming a mile off.
Saibot avoids a kick to the body.
Saibot is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Camel.
Camel throws a low kick but it's checked well by Saibot.
Camel misses the shot to the body.
Saibot tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Saibot wants to clinch up but Camel keeps it at a distance.
Saibot tries to work over Camel's front leg with a kick but Camel checks it.
Camel throws a wild body kick that Saibot sees coming a mile off.
Nice straight punches there by Saibot. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Saibot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Saibot looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Saibot!

It looks like Will Camel has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Saibot moves out of range of the body kick.
Camel throws a leg kick but Saibot checks it.
Camel loads up on a big right hand but Saibot slips the punch.
A bone on bone clash there as Saibot blocks the leg kick.
Saibot lets loose with a powerful body kick. Camel will feel that in the morning.
A looping hook to the body misses from Camel. Saibot does a little dance to reset his feet.
Saibot tries to close the distance and clinch but Camel swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Camel turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Saibot wants to clinch up but Camel keeps it at a distance.
Camel moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Camel.
Saibot throws a series of punches but Camel avoids them all with ease.
A jab from Saibot finds it's way through Camel's defenses.
Camel is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.

Saibot fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Camel, pushing him back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Saibot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Camel's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Saibot throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Camels head.
Saibot tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Saibot blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Will Camel seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Saibot lands with a light punch inside.
Saibot scores with a nice hook to the head.

Camel is rocked!
Camel fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Camel is still on wobbly legs! Can Saibot finish him?
Saibot scores with a hook to the body.
Saibot lands a shoulder strike.
Camel has a couple of punches blocked by Saibot.
Saibot throws a big uppercut that drops Camel! More strikes from Saibot and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Camel lies dazed against the cage as Saibot celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Noob Saibot!
A victorious Noob Saibot thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.