PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between A J Hearts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Funky Punch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Punch has chosen Marky Mark and the Funky Punch - No Mercy as his entrance music. A J Hearts had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

J Hearts
vs
Punch

179 cm
37
222 lbs
41 - 13 - 0

190 cm
29
217 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, A J Hearts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Funky Punch!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Glass and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hearts tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Punch misses with a wild body shot.
Punch avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hearts looks to land a right hand but Punch moved out of range.
Punch comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Punch misses with a hook.
Hearts changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Punch, right into the meat.
Hearts lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Punch circles away quickly and effectively.

Punch darts in and clinches Hearts up against the cage.
Hearts gets through Punch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Hearts drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Punch gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Hearts tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Punch's elbow.
Punch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Punch creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Punch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Punch throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Punch throws an elbow that misses.

Punch manages to break the clinch.
Punch throws a body kick that misses.
Funky Punch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hearts swings for the body but Punch moves out of range.
Hearts throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Punch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hearts bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hearts on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

It looks like A J Hearts has been cut.
Punch throws a big shot that misses.
It looked like Hearts wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hearts throws a chopping leg kick but Punch manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Hearts throws a body punch but Punch moves out of range.
Punch scores with a nice body kick.
Hearts seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Punch works Hearts's body with a nice hook.
Hearts is breathing heavily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Punch.
Punch scores with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hearts throws a body punch but Punch moves out of range.
Punch connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab from Punch does it's job there.
Hearts blocks a head kick by Punch.
Punch lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Hearts falls backwards - clearly groggy! Punch dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Funky Punch!
Funky Punch spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.