PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dr John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lee comes to the cage accompanied by Dragonfly by Shaman's Harvest. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Lee
vs
John Zoidberg

179 cm
44
185 lbs
46 - 24 - 4

178 cm
34
185 lbs
14 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Spartan Nutrition

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)
AnonymouS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 46 - 24 - 4, fighting out of New York, Bruce Lee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dr John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lee lands a slapping body shot.
Lee bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Zoidberg's head.
Lee lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Bruce Lee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lee closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
We've been informed that Zoidberg has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Zoidberg will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lee is looking to counter punch.
Zoidberg has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Zoidberg there as he acknowledges the shot.
Zoidberg takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Lee scores with the left hand. Zoidberg knows he should have avoided that one.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice cross by Lee.
Zoidberg shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Lee finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Lee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoidberg moves away.
Zoidberg throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've been told by Lee's head coaches at Malicious Intent Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Lee throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lee. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zoidberg checks the leg kick nicely there.
Zoidberg is trying to counter with his kicks.
Zoidberg misses with a takedown
and Lee cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bruce Lee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dr John Zoidberg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee throws a leg kick but Zoidberg sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Zoidberg blocks a low kick nicely.
Zoidberg on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lee. Lee obviously looking to wear him down.
Zoidberg loads up on a big right hand but Lee slips the punch.
Zoidberg tries to land a front kick but Lee steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lee tries to bum rush Zoidberg with a series of wild strikes but Zoidberg uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zoidberg let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Nice shot lands for Lee.
Lee misses with a lunging right hand
and Zoidberg connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Bruce Lee has been cut.
Bruce Lee is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A telegraphed right hand from Zoidberg misses the target.
Lee moves out of range as Zoidberg strikes.
Jab by Lee.
Lee throws a low kick but Zoidberg avoids it.
Lee fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lee sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Some bone on bone action there as Zoidberg checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Zoidberg with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lee scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with a hook
and Lee counters with a big head kick but Zoidberg shrugs it off.
Zoidberg dodges the punch combination from Lee.
Zoidberg tries to land a body kick
and Lee counters with a stiff right hand.
Lee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg checks a low kick from Lee.
Lee thumps Zoidberg with a low kick.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lee connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Zoidberg's hands.
Lee swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lee attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Zoidberg throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lee throws a series of punches but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Zoidberg throws a jab but it's blocked by Lee.
Zoidberg takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee throws a hook to the side of Zoidberg's head but Zoidberg sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lee swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoidberg lands a really nice looking cross but Lee seems unphased.
Zoidberg misses with a hook
letting Lee counter with a right hand.
Lee throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Lee lands a jab-cross combination.
Lee moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
A jab from Lee does it's job there.
Lee throws an overhand right that lands on Zoidberg's shoulder, as Zoidberg tries to avoid the shot.
Zoidberg throws a jab but it's blocked by Lee.
Lee misses the jab.
Zoidberg connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Zoidberg throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg misses with a series of wild punches.
Zoidberg throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lee wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The fighters circling - Zoidberg throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Zoidberg digs a good body shot into Lee's ribs.
Zoidberg tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lee takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Lee is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Zoidberg fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lee manages to avoid it.
Lee misses with a body shot.
Lee lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Zoidberg backs up against the cage.
Lee thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Zoidberg if he has to take too many more of those.
Lee works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Zoidberg dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoidberg moves away.
Lee looks to land a combination. Zoidberg sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Zoidberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lee.
Zoidberg tries to land a front kick but Lee steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Lee dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bruce Lee's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Zoidberg defending well as Lee loads up on a big left hand.
Zoidberg appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Zoidberg throws a body punch but Lee moves out of range.
Zoidberg misses with a looping left.
Lee is looking for a counter combo.
Lee lands a nice shot that snaps Zoidberg's head back.
Zoidberg dips to his left and cracks Lee with an uppercut!
Lee cracks Zoidberg with a good jab.
Lee misses with a low kick.
Lee is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Zoidberg can do to turn this around?
Lee scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Zoidberg needs to keep his hands up - Lee had a free shot at his head there.
Zoidberg throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lee stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lee, right into the meat.
Zoidberg misses with a hook.
Lee connects with a right hand. Zoidberg shakes it off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lee thows a leg kick but Zoidberg checks it
and Zoidberg makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Lee misses with a low kick.
A lazy left from Lee finds it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg loads up on a big right hand but Lee slips the punch.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Zoidberg might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Lee has got the better of the exchanges.
Zoidberg waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lee.
Lee feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Zoidberg's calf.
Good work by Lee as he checks the leg kick.
Zoidberg checks the leg kick nicely there.
Zoidberg thumps Lee with a low kick.
The fighters circling - Lee throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lee scoring well with a low kick there.
Lee throws an overhand right that lands on Zoidberg's shoulder, as Zoidberg tries to avoid the shot.
Lee looks to land a left hand but Zoidberg moved out of range nicely.
Decent striking displayed by Zoidberg there.
Lee throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Zoidberg makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Zoidberg has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lee lands with an overhand left.
A telegraphed right hand from Lee misses the target.
Zoidberg fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lee manages to avoid it.
Lee misses with a looping right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Zoidberg fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lee manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lee scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A combination from Lee does no damage.
Zoidberg will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lee scores with a decent looking hook.
Lee ducks right into an uppercut from Zoidberg.
Lee throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Zoidberg misses with a hook
and Lee counters with a two punch combo.
Zoidberg lands with a nice body punch.
Lee throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zoidberg feints the counter takedown.
Zoidberg uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Lee misses the target.
Zoidberg takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Zoidberg takes a jab right on the kisser.
Zoidberg with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a good cross that connects.
Lee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zoidberg tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A swing and a miss from Lee.
Lee misses with a looping left.
Zoidberg moves into range and connects with a jab.
Zoidberg takes a swing at Lee's ribcage but misses.
Lee misses with an uppercut.
Lee throws a nice outside leg kick.
Lee lands with an uppercut that bounces Zoidberg off the cage and back into range.
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Lee moved away.
Zoidberg misses with a body shot.
Zoidberg connects with the punch.
Lee misses with a looping left.
Lee scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Zoidberg blocks the body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A clash of legs there as Zoidberg blocks the low kick.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Lee strikes.
Zoidberg is trying to counter with his kicks.
Zoidberg thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bruce Lee is winning the standup battle so far.
Lee slips a straight right by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg takes a jab right on the kisser.
Lee throws a leg kick which misses Zoidberg's front leg but catches the back leg as Zoidberg tries to avoid it.
Zoidberg scores with a decent looking hook.
Zoidberg throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Zoidberg cracks Lee with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lee gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Zoidberg.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lee connects with a leg kick. Zoidberg looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Lee jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A jab from Lee misses.
Lee misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bruce Lee will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bruce Lee's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Lee misses with a body shot.
Zoidberg throws a lazy right hand but Lee sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nice jab there from Lee.
Lee loads up on a big right hand but Zoidberg slips the punch.
Lee misses with an uppercut.
Lee lands a front kick.
Zoidberg lands a nice shot to the body.
Lee scores with a nice head shot.
Lee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Zoidberg.
Lee walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Lee misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lee swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Zoidberg throws an overhand right that lands on Lee's shoulder, as Lee tries to avoid the shot.
Zoidberg throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lee sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Zoidberg feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lees jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg goes for a double leg but Lee avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Lee continues to drive forward.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee avoids a kick to the body.
Lee swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Zoidberg throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lee ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A little feinted left hand from Lee on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Lee steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zoidberg.
Lee lands a leg kick that knocks Zoidberg off balance momentarily.
Zoidberg swings and misses with a hook to the body.
As Zoidberg looks to move away, Lee throws a big counter combo bu Zoidberg just gets out of the way.
A telegraphed right hand from Lee misses the target.
Lee on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That kick from Lee tenderised Zoidberg's leg. Zoidberg is trying to keep his angry face on.
Sloppy strikes from Lee. Those never looked like landing.
Lee's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lee duly obliges.
Lee throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg misses with a looping left.
Zoidberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lee.
Zoidberg just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A counter left hand to the body from Lee misses its target.
Lee takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Zoidberg slips a jab from Lee.
Lee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Lee.
Zoidberg looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A slow jab from Lee misses its intended target.
Lee looks to land a left hand but Zoidberg moved out of range nicely.
Lee pivots, looking for a leg kick but Zoidberg is out of range and Lee settles back down.
A jab lands there for Lee.
Lee takes one to the chin there.
Zoidberg uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Lee has time to react.
Zoidberg throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zoidberg drops Lee with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Lee! Zoidberg dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dr John Zoidberg!
A relieved looking Dr John Zoidberg thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Bruce Lee was interviewed post fight and said 'Well... Aint that a bitch..'.