PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pops Cama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Roberts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cama comes into the arena with Lollipop blaring out of the sound system. Roberts has chosen Immortal Technique- Dominant Species as his entrance music. Pops Cama is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Cama
vs
Roberts

203 cm
29
250 lbs
22 - 12 - 1

196 cm
39
258 lbs
19 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Pops Cama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Billy Roberts!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, John Roberts and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roberts's corner calls for a 1-2. Roberts obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Cama misses the target.
A little jabbing left from Roberts on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cama wants to land a leg kick but Roberts is out of range.
Roberts misses the shot to the body.
Cama throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cama uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cama pivots, looking for a leg kick but Roberts is out of range and Cama settles back down.
Cama lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Roberts feints and then cracks Cama's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cama down.
Cama throws a nice outside leg kick.
Roberts looks to score with a jab to the body but Cama is just out of range.
Cama uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Roberts.
Nice body kick there by Cama.
Cama with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cama drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Roberts throws a push kick but Cama slaps the foot to one side.
An attempted straight right counter from Cama misses the target.
Roberts throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cama.
Roberts looks to score with a jab to the body but Cama is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cama throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Cama getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Cama throws a front kick aimed at Roberts's knee but Roberts avoids it well.
Roberts swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Roberts uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Cama has time to react.
Cama throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cama scores with a head kick. Roberts tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Cama ducks under a wild hook from Roberts.
Cama pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pops Cama seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cama lands with an uppercut that bounces Roberts off the cage and back into range.
Cama throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Roberts throws the left hand but Cama avoids the punch easily.
Cama shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Roberts eats them both and turns towards Cama to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

Roberts is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cama drops Roberts with a naaaaasty hook - Roberts is in real trouble here! Cama dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pops Cama!
A very excited looking Pops Cama rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.