PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Howard Jeblowme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Djin Dawn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeblowme kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Time To Waste. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jeblowme
vs
Dawn

225 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Howard Jeblowme!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Djin Dawn!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Francis DeMontford and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dawn uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jeblowme has time to react.
Jeblowme throws an overhand right from the outside, which connects and sends Dawn stumbling backwards into the cage! Dawn bounces back off the cage towards Jeblowme, who cracks him with a two punch combination that drops him to his knees! Jeblowme lands two more shots before the referee has chance to intervene - what a finish! Jeblowme celebrates with his corner as the crowd cheer loudly.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Howard Jeblowme!
A very excited looking Howard Jeblowme rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.