PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Skunk Asap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Porcelain Punisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Matt Porcelain Punisher has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Asap
vs
Porcelain Punisher

190 cm
28
215 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

225 cm
28
300 lbs
17 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
KO power

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Vikai Gear
Perkele!

Spartan Nutrition
Grand Champion Apparel

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Skunk Asap!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Matt Porcelain Punisher!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Reed Andrews and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Porcelain Punisher crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Asap - the referee stops the clock and Porcelain Punisher gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Asap. Porcelain Punisher manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Asap scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Asap throws a half hearted mid kick.
Asap slips under a jab from Porcelain Punisher.
Asap has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A lazy body kick from Asap
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a left and a right that stings Asap.
Asap looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Porcelain Punisher throws a series of punches but Asap avoids them all with ease.
Asap looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Porcelain Punisher moves out of range of the body kick from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher throws out a counter right but Asap avoids it with no problem.
Asap scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Porcelain Punisher avoids the head kick by Asap.
A head kick misses from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher throws out a counter right but Asap avoids it with no problem.
Asap misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A solid leg kick lands there for Asap.
Asap connects with a solid leg kick.
Porcelain Punisher ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Asap moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Asap looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Porcelain Punisher has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asap.
Asap fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Porcelain Punisher has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Asap misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Porcelain Punisher.
Asap feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Porcelain Punisher's calf.
Asap throws a nice outside leg kick.
Asap scoring well with a low kick there.
An inside leg kick lands from Asap.
Asap dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Porcelain Punisher. That did some damage!
Asap bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a straight left.
Porcelain Punisher throws a big shot that misses.
Porcelain Punisher takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Asap explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Asap throws a leg kick that is checked
and Porcelain Punisher makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Porcelain Punisher on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Asap. Asap obviously looking to wear him down.
Asap scores with a leg kick.
Porcelain Punisher throws a jab when Asap was well out of range.
Asap with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Porcelain Punisher throws an off balance right hand
and Asap counters with a head kick.
Asap tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Porcelain Punisher catches Asap with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Asap throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Porcelain Punisher takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Porcelain Punisher throws a shot from downtown. Asap moves away and avoids it.
Porcelain Punisher misses with an uppercut
and Asap counters with an outside leg kick.
Porcelain Punisher just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Asap. That's going to slow Porcelain Punisher down.
Asap misses with an attempted mid kick.
Porcelain Punisher's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Asap throws a half hearted mid kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Asap.
Asap scoring well with a low kick there.
Asap fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Porcelain Punisher has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Skunk Asap seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Porcelain Punisher misses.
Nice body kick from Asap.
Asap turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Asap thumps Porcelain Punisher with a low kick.
Porcelain Punisher takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
You can see that Porcelain Punisher has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Asap goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asap feints and then cracks Porcelain Punisher's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Porcelain Punisher down.
Asap throws a front kick that sends Porcelain Punisher stumbling back into the cage.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Asap.
Asap misses with an attempted mid kick.
Porcelain Punisher throws out a counter right but Asap avoids it with no problem.
Porcelain Punisher has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a double jab

and Asap counters by clinching up.
Asap dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Asap with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Porcelain Punisher takes a knee right on the jaw!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Skunk Asap dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Asap moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Asap.
A solid body kick from Asap.
Asap throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Asap throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a double jab.
Porcelain Punisher has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Asap.
Porcelain Punisher on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Asap throws a body kick that misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Asap, right into the meat.
Porcelain Punisher throws out a loose jab but Asap uses good head movement to avoid it.
Asap throws a head kick but Porcelain Punisher moves out of range.
Asap moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asap misses with a right hand
and Asap takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asap throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Asap scores with a kick to the midsection.
Asap feints and then cracks Porcelain Punisher's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Porcelain Punisher down.
Porcelain Punisher moves out of range of the body kick from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Asap is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Porcelain Punisher.
Porcelain Punisher looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Asap.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a body shot.
Asap is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Porcelain Punisher can do to turn this around?
A head kick misses from Asap.
Asap scores with a leg kick.
Asap throws a head kick but Porcelain Punisher moves out of range.
It seemed like Porcelain Punisher was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Porcelain Punisher slips under a jab.
Asap lands with a kick to the temple. Porcelain Punisher shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asap misses with a lunging right hand
and Porcelain Punisher counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Asap scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A jab from Porcelain Punisher misses.
Asap scores with a kick to the body.
Asap looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Asap scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Asap lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Asap defending well as Porcelain Punisher loads up on a big left hand.
Asap throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Porcelain Punisher swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Asap throws a hook but Porcelain Punisher avoids it easily.
Asap fakes the leg kick and cracks Porcelain Punisher in the body.
Asap goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Porcelain Punisher loads up on a big right hand but Asap slips the punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Asap.
Porcelain Punisher takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Asap pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Asap lands a nice leg kick that just misses Porcelain Punisher's sensitive parts.
That kick from Asap tenderised Porcelain Punisher's leg. Porcelain Punisher is trying to keep his angry face on.
A nice leg kick lands there from Asap.
Asap throws a half hearted mid kick.
Asap tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from Asap.
Despite the aggression on Porcelain Punisher's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Asap connects with a solid leg kick.
Asap lands with a thumping leg kick.
Porcelain Punisher has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Asap.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asap tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Porcelain Punisher throws a counter combo.
Asap misses with a body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asap misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Porcelain Punisher sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Asap scores with a leg kick.
Porcelain Punisher misses with an uppercut.
Porcelain Punisher moves out of range of the body kick from Asap.
Asap lands a really nice looking cross but Porcelain Punisher seems unphased.
That kick from Asap tenderised Porcelain Punisher's leg. Porcelain Punisher is trying to keep his angry face on.
Asap misses with a few strikes there.
A little jabbing left from Porcelain Punisher on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Asap misses with a looping left.
Porcelain Punisher swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Asap chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Asap.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Skunk Asap dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Porcelain Punisher chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Asap can pounce on him.
Asap thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Porcelain Punisher if he has to take too many more of those.
Asap goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Porcelain Punisher is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Asap with a body shot.
Asap throws a leg kick which misses Porcelain Punisher's front leg but catches the back leg as Porcelain Punisher tries to avoid it.
Skunk Asap is winning the standup battle so far.
Asap turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Asap throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Porcelain Punisher looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Asap goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Asap lets loose with a powerful body kick. Porcelain Punisher will feel that in the morning.
Porcelain Punisher takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Porcelain Punisher throws out a counter right but Asap avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body kick from Asap.
Asap keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Asap tries a head kick but it misses.
Asap lands a leg kick that knocks Porcelain Punisher off balance momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asap lands with a thumping leg kick.
Asap looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Porcelain Punisher lands an overhand right.
Asap lands a leg kick that knocks Porcelain Punisher off balance momentarily.
Asap throws a sloppy head kick and Porcelain Punisher moves out of range easily.
Asap dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Porcelain Punisher. That did some damage!
A solid leg kick lands there for Asap.
Asap is looking to slow Porcelain Punisher down with leg kicks.
Asap moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Asap steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Porcelain Punisher.
Porcelain Punisher misses the jab.
Asap lands a nice looking kick to the body. Porcelain Punisher takes a step back to recover.
Asap thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Porcelain Punisher if he has to take too many more of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Asap tenderised Porcelain Punisher's leg. Porcelain Punisher is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Porcelain Punisher lands with a nice combination. Asap backs away looking to recover.
Asap looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Asap lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a looping right.
Asap fires out a quick counter leg kick but Porcelain Punisher just manages to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Asap.
Porcelain Punisher on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Asap.
Porcelain Punisher takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
An inside leg kick lands from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Asap.
Asap feints and then cracks Porcelain Punisher's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Porcelain Punisher down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asap lands with a thumping leg kick.
Asap uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Porcelain Punisher.
Asap bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Asap throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Porcelain Punisher fails to land with a series of punches.
Asap thumps Porcelain Punisher with a low kick.
Asap throws a lazy head kick
and Asap takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Asap throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A little jabbing left from Porcelain Punisher on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Asap throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Asap tries to land a front kick but Porcelain Punisher steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Asap thumps Porcelain Punisher with a low kick.
Porcelain Punisher takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Asap counters with a solid body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asap lands a nice looking kick to the body. Porcelain Punisher takes a step back to recover.
Asap lands a nice looking body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asap throws a leg kick which misses Porcelain Punisher's front leg but catches the back leg as Porcelain Punisher tries to avoid it.
Asap throws a half hearted mid kick.
Asap throws the kick towards the body but Porcelain Punisher avoids it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Porcelain Punisher! But no joy.
Asap throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A good leg kick by Asap.
Asap feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Porcelain Punisher's calf.
Asap throws an overhand right that lands on Porcelain Punisher's shoulder, as Porcelain Punisher tries to avoid the shot.
Asap misses with a head kick.
Porcelain Punisher looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Porcelain Punisher waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Asap.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Skunk Asap clearly takes that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Asap throws a sloppy head kick and Porcelain Punisher moves out of range easily.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Asap.
Porcelain Punisher throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A head kick from Asap lands but Porcelain Punisher takes it in his stride.
Asap feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Porcelain Punisher's calf.
Porcelain Punisher throws a hook but Asap avoids it easily.
That kick from Asap tenderised Porcelain Punisher's leg. Porcelain Punisher is trying to keep his angry face on.
Asap moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Asap looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asap throws a nice outside leg kick.
Asap bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Porcelain Punisher keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Porcelain Punisher misses the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asap.
Asap throws a quick inside leg kick.
Asap closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Asap looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Asap scores with a head kick. Porcelain Punisher tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Asap throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Asap feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Porcelain Punisher's calf.
A nice leg kick lands there from Asap.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Asap, right into the meat.
Asap throws a sloppy head kick and Porcelain Punisher moves out of range easily.
Asap looking to land some kicks to the body here.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Porcelain Punisher! But no joy.
Asap uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Porcelain Punisher.
It looked like Asap was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asap pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Porcelain Punisher looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Asap avoids a punch combination nicely.
Asap appears to be looking for a big counter.
Porcelain Punisher avoids the head kick by Asap.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Asap throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Asap.
A head kick misses from Asap.
Asap cracks the inside of Porcelain Punisher's front leg.
Porcelain Punisher on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Asap. Asap obviously looking to wear him down.
Asap connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Asap plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Asap moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asap lands a leg kick that knocks Porcelain Punisher off balance momentarily.
Asap is looking to slow Porcelain Punisher down with leg kicks.
Asap throws a sloppy head kick and Porcelain Punisher moves out of range easily.
Asap throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Asap bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Asap looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Asap tries a head kick but it misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Porcelain Punisher! But no joy.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Asap.
Porcelain Punisher avoids a kick to the body.
Asap tries a head kick but it misses.
Porcelain Punisher tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Porcelain Punisher waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Asap.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asap tries a head kick but it misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Porcelain Punisher misses the target.
Asap misses with a wild body shot.
Porcelain Punisher lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Porcelain Punisher throws a right and a left that Asap avoids nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Asap pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Asap lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A swing and a miss from Porcelain Punisher.
Asap throws a sloppy head kick
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a one-two to the body.
Asap connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Asap misses with a body kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Asap.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Skunk Asap had his way with Matt Porcelain Punisher in that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Asap lands a front kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Asap.
Asap looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Asap lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Asap lands a leg kick that knocks Porcelain Punisher off balance momentarily.
Asap delivers a nice body kick.
Porcelain Punisher throws a lazy uppercut
and Asap counters with a low kick, right behind Porcelain Punisher 's knee.
Asap fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Porcelain Punisher has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Asap lands a front kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asap tries to land a body kick
enabling Porcelain Punisher to counter with a crisp jab.
Porcelain Punisher takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Asap moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Porcelain Punisher has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Asap.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher avoids the head kick by Asap.
Porcelain Punisher might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Porcelain Punisher staying out of range there.
Asap lands with a kick to the ribs.
Asap throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Porcelain Punisher.
Asap explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Porcelain Punisher is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Porcelain Punisher avoids a kick to the body.
Asap lands a nice looking kick to the body. Porcelain Punisher takes a step back to recover.
Asap tries a head kick but it misses.
It seemed like Porcelain Punisher was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Asap throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Asap feints and then cracks Porcelain Punisher's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Porcelain Punisher down.
Porcelain Punisher moves out of range of the body kick.
Asap chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asap is looking to land body kicks.
A slapping leg kick lands for Asap.
Asap slips under a jab from Porcelain Punisher.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asap will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Asap slips a straight right by Porcelain Punisher.
Asap fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Porcelain Punisher.
Asap scores with a nice body kick.
Porcelain Punisher swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Asap throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Asap throws a head kick that Porcelain Punisher semi-blocks.
Asap lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Asap throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asap fakes the leg kick and cracks Porcelain Punisher in the body.
Porcelain Punisher takes a kick to the side of the head.
Porcelain Punisher jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Asap misses with the body kick
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a jab, cross combination.
A nice inside leg kick there by Asap. That's going to slow Porcelain Punisher down.
Asap tries a head kick but it misses.
A nice leg kick lands there from Asap.
Asap goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Asap misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Asap dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Porcelain Punisher. That did some damage!
Asap throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Porcelain Punisher looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asap lands a nice leg kick that just misses Porcelain Punisher's sensitive parts.
A slapping leg kick lands for Asap.
Asap tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Asap uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Porcelain Punisher.
Asap misses with a body kick.
Asap throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Asap gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Porcelain Punisher counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Asap.
Porcelain Punisher checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Asap misses with a body kick.
Asap pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Matt Porcelain Punisher has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Skunk Asap is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Asap is looking to slow Porcelain Punisher down with leg kicks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Skunk Asap showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Asap has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 50:45
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 50:45
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Skunk Asap!
Skunk Asap retains his super heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Skunk Asap thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.