PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Sutcliffe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Army might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Vagina Coastguard. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Army
vs
Sutcliffe

189 cm
21
215 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

225 cm
21
215 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Mohito Fightwear
GREEN!160

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Peter Sutcliffe!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Igor Prikhodko and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sutcliffe moves into range and connects with a jab.
Army scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sutcliffe missing with a left hand there. Army was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Army looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sutcliffe is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Army misses with a low kick.
Sutcliffe looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Army throws a body kick that misses.
We've been told by Army's head coaches at Madz **21 Elite coaches** that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Army misses with a looping right.
Army on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Sutcliffe throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Army sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Army lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Sutcliffe takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Sutcliffe avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Army misses with a kick to the body
and Sutcliffe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sutcliffe looks to land a left hand but Army moved out of range nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Army throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Army ducks under a wild hook from Sutcliffe.
Sutcliffe moves out of range of the body kick.
Sutcliffe swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Army walks into a left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army clobbers Sutcliffe with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Army turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Sutcliffe has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Army, right into the meat.
Sutcliffe looks to land a left hand but Army moved out of range nicely.
Army fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sutcliffe is out of range.
Sutcliffe ducks right into an uppercut from Army.
Sutcliffe misses with an uppercut
and Army counters with a nice body kick.
Army changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Army throws a half hearted mid kick.
Good leg kick by Army there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A nice combination there by Sutcliffe.

It looks like Dick Army has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Sutcliffe tries to keep at a distance but Army has taken the fight into the clinch.
Army tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Army lands an elbow inside.
Sutcliffe is trying to force a seperation but Army has the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sutcliffe lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sutcliffe tries to break free but Army pushes him back against the ropes.
Army misses with a short punch on the inside.

Sutcliffe breaks from the clinch.
Army connects with a solid leg kick.
Sutcliffe with a hook.
Sutcliffe throws a big shot that misses.
Sutcliffe is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Army tries to land a front kick but Sutcliffe steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
It seemed like Sutcliffe was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nice uppercut there from Army.
Sutcliffe looks to land a right hand but Army moved out of range.
Sutcliffe misses with a looping right.
Sutcliffe closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Army.
Army misses with an uppercut.
Army scores with a leg kick.
Army lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sutcliffe's sensitive parts.
Sutcliffe throws a lazy right hand but Army sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Army closes the distance and pushes Sutcliffe back into the ropes.
Sutcliffe blocking some punches.
Army misses with a punch to the body.
Sutcliffe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sutcliffe misses with the head strike.
Sutcliffe has had enough of the clinch but Army keeps him there for the moment.
Sutcliffe wants to get back to striking at distance but Army won't allow it.
Army prevents Sutcliffe from breaking the clinch.
Army lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sutcliffe wants to break free but Army has control.
Sutcliffe is looking to break free of the clinch but Army has double underhooks.
Army is looking to control Sutcliffe's arms but Sutcliffe gets an underhook and turns him. Now Army has his back to the ropes.
Sutcliffe is trying to force a seperation but Army has the dominant position.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Army.
Sutcliffe swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Army.
Army lands an elbow inside that Sutcliffe shrugs off.
Sutcliffe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Army digs a right hand into Sutcliffe's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sutcliffe's gas tank.
A short left from Army.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sutcliffe wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nice body punch from Army - that landed with a thud.
Army misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Army.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sutcliffe is trying to push Army away but Army has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Army lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sutcliffe misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sutcliffe wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sutcliffe lands a right hand.
A body shot lands from Army.
Sutcliffe looks winded!
A head punch on the inside from Sutcliffe fails to land.
Army pushes Sutcliffe back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Sutcliffe is rocked!
Army lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Sutcliffe is still on wobbly legs! Can Army finish him?
Army tries to throw a body punch but Sutcliffe avoids it by throwing Army back against the ropes.
Army goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Army is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Sutcliffe seems to have recovered his senses.
Army tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Sutcliffe is trying to force a seperation but Army has the dominant position.
Nice body punch from Army - that landed with a thud.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Army dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dick Army's cut.
That's time! Army's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Army lands with a hook. Sutcliffe tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Army throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sutcliffe sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Army cracks Sutcliffe with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Sutcliffe looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Army finish him?
Army uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sutcliffe.
Army lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Sutcliffe falls backwards - clearly groggy! Army dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Army!
Dick Army thanked the fans post fight for their support.