PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ras Gee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gee comes to the cage accompanied by Juju. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Gee
vs
Jane Rottencrotch

187 cm
20
189 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

200 cm
21
200 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best 160 (85% laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ras Gee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rottencrotch misses with a hook. Gee ducked under it nicely.
Rottencrotch connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Ras Gee has been cut.
Gee seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Gee walks into a left hand.

Gee is rocked!
Rottencrotch connects with a body shot.
Oh Gee is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Gee avoids the head kick by Rottencrotch.
Gee seems to have got his legs back now.
Gee walks straight into a right hand from Rottencrotch - that's dropped him! Rottencrotch jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Gee from any more punishment! Gee complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Mary Jane Rottencrotch!