PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Neymar Junior (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ferguson
vs
Junior

168 cm
20
146 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

182 cm
20
154 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London

Spartan Nutrition
V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Neymar Junior!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, John Kavanagh and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson missing with a left hand there. Junior was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ferguson throws a looping overhand right but Junior ducks down to avoid it.
Ferguson takes a swing at Junior's ribcage but misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Junior.
Junior uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ferguson.
A countering left hand to the body from Junior misses.
Ferguson misses with a two punch combination.
Junior goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ferguson appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Ferguson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Junior doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ferguson throws a sloppy body shot
and Junior counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Turd Ferguson has been cut.
A telegraphed right hand from Ferguson misses the target.
Ferguson misses the shot to the body.
Ferguson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Junior counters with a solid body kick.
Junior showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ferguson.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Junior with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson swings widly with a right hand
and Junior counters with a good low kick that Ferguson was not able to check.
Junior lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ferguson misses the body punch
and Junior counters with a right hand to the body.
Ferguson moves out of range of the body kick.
Junior tries to clinch there but Ferguson circles away.
Ferguson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Turd Ferguson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Junior moves out of range of the strikes.
Ferguson throws a body punch but Junior moves out of range.
Junior showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ferguson.
Ferguson works the jab nicely.
Ferguson is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Junior's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Ferguson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Junior was well out of range. Poor timing from Ferguson.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ferguson. Junior does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Junior moves away.
Ferguson misses with a jab, cross combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ferguson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Junior keeps Ferguson at a distance using the push kick.
Ferguson avoids the head kick by Junior.
Ferguson throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Ferguson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ferguson misses with a few strikes there.
Junior blocks a jab.
We've been told by Ferguson's head coaches at Cylon Training Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Ferguson swings for the body but Junior moves out of range.
Junior thinks about the counter body kick.
Junior throws a leg kick which misses Ferguson's front leg but catches the back leg as Ferguson tries to avoid it.

Ferguson gets tackled into the cage by Junior. Junior maintains the clinch.
Ferguson is trying to force a seperation but Junior has the dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson wants to break free but Junior has control.
Ferguson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Junior comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Junior unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Junior taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Ferguson is trying to break the clinch but Junior is controlling him.
Junior prevents Ferguson from breaking the clinch.
Junior lands with a left to the head.
Junior with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Nice elbow from Junior.
Junior lands a knee to the head.
Ferguson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Junior is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Ferguson working hard to break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Junior cracks Ferguson with a nice body shot.
Junior throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ferguson blocks it with crossed arms.
Ferguson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Junior struggles to land a body shot inside as Ferguson controls his hands.
Ferguson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Junior has him pressed against the cage.

Ferguson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Junior throws a nice outside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Junior.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Junior scores with a nice body kick.
Junior avoids the body shot from Ferguson.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson swings away with a body shot that misses
and Junior connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Good standup being displayed there by Ferguson as he connects with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Neymar Junior dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Turd Ferguson's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Ferguson slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Junior slips a straight right by Ferguson.
Junior throws a big counter head kick but Ferguson avoids it with no problem.
Junior slips a jab from Ferguson.
And Junior responds with a good body kick, but Ferguson manages to step out the way in time.
Junior cracks Ferguson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Ferguson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Junior's head backwards.
Junior tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A chopping leg kick lands by Junior.

Junior moves into range and clinches up with Ferguson.
Junior content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Junior missing with knees to the body.
Junior has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Ferguson seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Junior can turn it around.
Ferguson is looking to break free of the clinch but Junior has double underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Junior softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Junior lands a left hand.
Ferguson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Junior lands a left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferguson blocks an elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Junior comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Ferguson breaks from the clinch.
A lazy left from Junior finds it's target.
A solid body kick from Junior.
Ferguson throws a right hand that Junior ducks under and follows up with a left that Junior also avoids with ease.
Junior now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Junior - that will leave a mark!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Junior.
Ferguson misses with a two punch combination.
Ferguson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Junior connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A jab from Junior finds it's way through Ferguson's defenses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ferguson misses the shot to the body.
Junior delivers a nice body kick.
Junior has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Junior lands with a thumping leg kick.

Junior lands a big head kick that sends Ferguson tumbling to the mat! Junior takes a step backwards and waves Ferguson back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Ferguson is rocked!

Turd Ferguson's cut is getting worse.
Junior scores with a leg kick.
Oh Ferguson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Junior staying out of range there.
Ferguson swings for the body but Junior moves out of range.
Ferguson seems to have got his legs back now.
Junior connects with a leg kick. Ferguson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Junior moves away from the strike by Ferguson.
Ferguson blocks a jab.
Junior scores with a decent looking hook.
Junior fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ferguson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Junior counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Junior ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

Junior cracks Ferguson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Ferguson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Junior finish him?
Junior cracks Ferguson with a hook to the temple - Ferguson is on wobbly legs here! Junior swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Ferguson falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Junior wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Neymar Junior! Neymar Junior retains his featherweight title!
Neymar Junior decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.