PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chocolate Al (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kisuke Urahara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al comes to the cage accompanied by Finnish National Anthem. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Al
vs
Urahara

188 cm
29
180 lbs
16 - 8 - 1

183 cm
30
180 lbs
20 - 14 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chocolate Al!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Kisuke Urahara!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Franklyn Lucas and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Al throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Urahara throws a sloppy head kick
and Al counters with an outside leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Al checks a leg kick.
Urahara changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Al tries to avoid it but Urahara manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Al to the ground. Al escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Al ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Urahara moves away.
Urahara changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Urahara checks the leg kick nicely there.
A countering left hand to the body from Urahara misses.
Al lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A solid leg kick lands there for Al.
We've been told by Al's head coaches at Bjorn's Elite Team that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Urahara misses the jab.
Urahara throws a quick inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Urahara throws a body punch but Al moves out of range.
Al wants to slow Urahara down by chopping away at his legs.
Urahara throws a leg kick

and Al counters by clinching up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Al.
Urahara throws a punch but it's blocked by Al.
Urahara blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Urahara is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Al gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Urahara holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Al has a couple of punches blocked by Urahara.
Urahara is leaning against Al and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Urahara blocking some punches.
Urahara goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Urahara fails to land.
Al avoiding damage as Urahara throws knees to the body.
Urahara tries to score a body lock takedown but Al shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Chocolate Al has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kisuke Urahara.
Al blocks a body shot from Urahara.
Al working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Al lands with a left to the head.
Urahara tries a body shot but Al blocks it.
Urahara has a couple of punches blocked by Al.
Urahara blocking some punches.
Urahara tries a body shot but Al blocks it.
Urahara's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Urahara blocks an uppercut.
Urahara misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Al creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Al swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Urahara tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Al's elbow.
Urahara lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Urahara has a couple of punches blocked by Al.
Al lands a left hand that snaps the head of Urahara backwards.
The referee calls for Urahara to work.
Urahara has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Al after a bit of a struggle.
Urahara misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Al misses with a short punch on the inside.
Al blocking some punches.
Urahara throws a punch but it's blocked by Al.
Urahara tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Al.
Al keeps control of Urahara as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Al fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Urahara fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Urahara takes a shot to the head.
Urahara misses with some punches.
Urahara struggles to land a body shot inside as Al controls his hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Urahara misses with a punch on the inside.
Al tries to land a knee to the head but Urahara blocks with his arms.
Al tries to work over Urahara's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Urahara is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Al is defending well for now.
Urahara misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Al lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Urahara lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Al working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Al tries a body shot but Urahara blocks it.
Urahara lands with a right to the head.
Nice body punch from Al - that landed with a thud.
Urahara lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Urahara has Al pushed against the cage.
Al lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Urahara.
Urahara tries a body shot but Al blocks it.
Urahara tries to work over Al's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Al misses with a hook from the clinch.
Al prevents a body shot from Urahara.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Urahara.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Urahara tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Al's elbow.
Al lands with a right to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Urahara is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Urahara misses with a body punch.
Al missing with knees to the body.
Al swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Al presses Urahara against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Urahara.
Urahara goes for a takedown attempt but Al pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Al lands a leg kick that knocks Urahara off balance momentarily.
Nice shot lands for Urahara.
Urahara throws a hook but Al avoids it easily.
Good standup being displayed there by Al as he connects with a hook.
A lazy left from Al finds it's target.
Al tries to close the distance and clinch up but Urahara swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chocolate Al dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Al throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Urahara sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Urahara takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Chocolate Al is winning the standup battle so far.
Urahara throws a leg kick
and Al counters with a nice uppercut.
Urahara doesn't manage to clinch there - Al circles away.
A leg kick checked by Urahara.
Al throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Al lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Al is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Urahara can do to turn this around?
Urahara on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Urahara tries to clinch but Al is having none of it.
A cross from Al lands.
Al buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Al lands with a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Al chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Al keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Al takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Urahara checks a low kick from Al.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Al throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al.
Al fails with an attempt to clinch.
And Urahara tries to counter it with a takedown but Al pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Urahara needs to keep his hands up - Al had a free shot at his head there.
Al ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Urahara moves away.
Al staying out of range there.
Urahara dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Al. That did some damage!
Urahara throws out a leg kick but Al moves out of range and Urahara only half commits.
A nice inside leg kick there by Urahara. That's going to slow Al down.
Al throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice defenses there by Urahara.
Urahara throws a sloppy head kick and Al moves out of range easily.
Al is looking to counter punch.
Urahara tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Al bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A head kick misses from Urahara.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Al. That's going to slow Urahara down.
Urahara lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Al circles away quickly and effectively.
Al tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Urahara manages to circle out of the way.
Al fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Urahara.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Al lands a nice shot to the body.
Al shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Al jabs Urahara to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Al scoring well with a low kick there.
Al doesn't manage to clinch there - Urahara circles away.
Urahara looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Sloppy strikes from Al. Those never looked like landing.
Urahara throws a looping overhand right but Al ducks down to avoid it.
Al wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Al connects with a leg kick. Urahara looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Al lands with a right hand.
Urahara connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Urahara scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Urahara. Al shrugs it off though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al swings for the body but Urahara moves out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Urahara. That's going to slow Al down.
Urahara checks the leg kick nicely there.
Al swings for the body but Urahara moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Urahara.
Urahara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Urahara throws a hook but Al blocks it.
Urahara connects with a body shot that sends Al's belly button to the back.
Al checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Al wants to land a leg kick but Urahara is out of range.
Urahara wants to clinch.
Al takes a swing at Urahara's ribcage but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al connects with a single shot there.
Al is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Al takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Urahara's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Urahara connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Al takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Urahara pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Al lands with a good body shot.
Al misses with a body shot.
Al clobbers Urahara with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Chocolate Al seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A good leg kick by Al.
Al scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Urahara avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Urahara pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Al takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Urahara misses with a kick to the body
and Al counters with a low kick, right behind Urahara 's knee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chocolate Al dominated that second round.
That's time! Al's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A chopping leg kick lands by Al.
Al throws a big shot that misses.
A swing and a miss from Urahara.
Al appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Urahara ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Urahara misses with a low kick.
A little feinted left hand from Al on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Al keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Al tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Urahara is able to avoid easily.
Al throws a hook to the side of Urahara's head but Urahara sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Al connects with a solid leg kick.
Jab, jab by Urahara - just one landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Al misses with a hook.

Al gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Urahara passes into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Al works his way to full guard. Good work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Al is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Urahara controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Al wants to control but Urahara passes easily into half guard.
Al is positioning himself well to prevent Urahara advancing to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Al looking for a kimura from the bottom but Urahara passes into side control!

Urahara is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Al is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Urahara wants to control but Al is keeping him busy.
Al is trying to control Urahara's posture but Urahara avoids it.
Urahara working the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al tries to bench press Urahara off him but Urahara keeps the position.
Urahara throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Check out the look on Urahara's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!

Al is rocked!
Al taking punishment in the form of punches.
Oh Al is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Urahara slows the pace down.
Al is trying to work for a sweep but Urahara has mounted him!
Al is wriggling around trying to escape.
Urahara postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Al badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Urahara around the waist but Urahara pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Urahara is the winner by TKO! Urahara jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kisuke Urahara!
Kisuke Urahara managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Museum of Monsters & Madmen, into his post fight interview.
Chocolate Al was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll go back into isolation for a while and rethink my career path. It's always hard to lose a fight, but this one sucks .'.