PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Shinichi Onizuka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bowser Stormcrow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Onizuka comes to the cage accompanied by Nate Dogg - First We Pray. Bowser Stormcrow is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Onizuka
vs
Stormcrow

185 cm
34
175 lbs
32 - 13 - 1

180 cm
32
176 lbs
39 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

KAISER
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 13 - 1, fighting out of New York, Shinichi Onizuka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 39 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bowser Stormcrow!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Atkins and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stormcrow throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big left from Onizuka misses.
Onizuka seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Stormcrow throws a series of punches but Onizuka moves out of range.
Stormcrow jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stormcrow ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Onizuka moves away.
Stormcrow lands with a nice body kick.
Stormcrow connects with a body shot.
Onizuka pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stormcrow throws out a counter right but Onizuka avoids it with no problem.
We've been informed that Stormcrow has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Stormcrow scores with a crisp jab that stopped Onizuka in his tracks.
Onizuka slips under a jab from Stormcrow.
Onizuka pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stormcrow throws a sloppy head kick and Onizuka moves out of range easily.
Stormcrow throws a nice inside leg kick.

Stormcrow takes the fight into the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stormcrow.
Stormcrow throws a head punch that misses.
Onizuka lands a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stormcrow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stormcrow prevents a body shot from Onizuka.
Onizuka throws a head punch that misses.
Stormcrow lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Onizuka backwards.
Onizuka swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stormcrow lands with a left to the head.
Stormcrow blocks a body shot from Onizuka.
A shot in the inside from Stormcrow.
Stormcrow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Onizuka looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Stormcrow scores with a nice hook to the head.

It looks like Shinichi Onizuka has been cut.

Stormcrow breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Onizuka ducks under a wild hook from Stormcrow.
Stormcrow scores with a push kick.
Onizuka is trying hard to land a takedown here. Stormcrow sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Stormcrow closes the distance and clinches.
Stormcrow tries a body shot but Onizuka blocks it.
Onizuka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Onizuka lands a left hand that snaps the head of Stormcrow backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Onizuka has a couple of punches blocked by Stormcrow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stormcrow working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Onizuka.
Onizuka goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Onizuka misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Onizuka.
Stormcrow takes a shot to the head.
Stormcrow misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Stormcrow breaks the clinch.
Onizuka misses with a straight right.
Stormcrow throws a low kick, looking for Onizuka's leg but Onizuka calmly moves out of range.
Stormcrow lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Onizuka at a distance.
Onizuka looks to land a left hand but Stormcrow moved out of range nicely.
Stormcrow throws a nice inside leg kick.
Stormcrow pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A counter left hand to the body from Onizuka misses its target.
Bowser Stormcrow is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Onizuka throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stormcrow sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Onizuka throws a looping overhand right but Stormcrow ducks down to avoid it.
Stormcrow uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Onizuka.
Onizuka connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stormcrow tries to clinch up but Onizuka circles away and keeps his distance.
Stormcrow tries to clinch there but Onizuka circles away.
Onizuka appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Stormcrow just misses with a punch to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Onizuka misses the target.
Onizuka takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Stormcrow tries to clinch but Onizuka is having none of it.
Onizuka misses with a looping left.
Onizuka lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Stormcrow at a distance.
Stormcrow looks to land a body kick but Onizuka moved away.
Stormcrow doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Stormcrow lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Onizuka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Onizuka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Stormcrow is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Onizuka rather than just go for the knockout.
Stormcrow tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Onizuka is able to avoid easily.
Onizuka tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stormcrow was well out of range. Poor timing from Onizuka.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stormcrow.
Onizuka connects with a nice looking jab.
Stormcrow throws a leg kick
and Onizuka counters with a stiff right hand.
Onizuka misses with a looping right.
Stormcrow dips to his left and cracks Onizuka with an uppercut!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Onizuka checks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Stormcrow darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Onizuka keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Stormcrow fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Onizuka checks it well.
Stormcrow wants to clinch.
Stormcrow wants to clinch.
Stormcrow keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Onizuka.
Onizuka throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stormcrow swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Onizuka lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Onizuka tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Stormcrow defends well and Onizuka ends up having to push Stormcrow into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Stormcrow throws a big shot that misses.
A big right from Onizuka misses.
Onizuka looks to score with a jab to the body but Stormcrow is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bowser Stormcrow dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shinichi Onizuka's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Onizuka wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Stormcrow walks into a straight right hand from Onizuka.

Onizuka gets tackled into the cage by Stormcrow. Stormcrow maintains the clinch.
Stormcrow lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stormcrow blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stormcrow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Onizuka can't find room to land a body shot as Stormcrow controls the action.
Stormcrow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Onizuka's elbow.
Stormcrow lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Stormcrow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Onizuka's elbow.
Stormcrow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Stormcrow has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Onizuka misses with a punch on the inside.
Onizuka is trying to force a seperation but Stormcrow has the dominant position.
Onizuka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Onizuka tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Stormcrow's elbow.
Stormcrow struggles to land a body shot inside as Onizuka controls his hands.
Stormcrow blocking some punches.
Onizuka lands with a light punch inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch on the inside from Onizuka fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stormcrow has Onizuka pressed against the cage, preventing Onizuka from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Stormcrow throws a head punch that misses.
Stormcrow can't find room to land a body shot as Onizuka controls the action.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Onizuka fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Stormcrow tries to work over Onizuka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stormcrow throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Stormcrow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Onizuka's elbow.
Onizuka prevents a body shot from Stormcrow.
Stormcrow pushes Onizuka back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Onizuka misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Onizuka throws a head punch that misses.
Onizuka fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Onizuka taking a breather.
Onizuka has a couple of punches blocked by Stormcrow.

Stormcrow escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Onizuka cracks a nice hook into Stormcrow's ribs.
Stormcrow tries a head kick but it misses.
Onizuka smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stormcrow throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Stormcrow shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Onizuka looks to land a right hand but Stormcrow moved out of range.
Onizuka swinging wildly here.
Stormcrow now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Onizuka checks a leg kick nicely.
Onizuka takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
An inside leg kick lands from Stormcrow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stormcrow's corner calls for a 1-2. Stormcrow obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Stormcrow lands a jab to Onizuka's midsection.
Stormcrow misses with a looping left.
Onizuka swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stormcrow throws an overhand right that lands on Onizuka's shoulder, as Onizuka tries to avoid the shot.
Onizuka rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Stormcrow counters with a thumping low kick.
Stormcrow with a nice cross.
Stormcrow has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Stormcrow there as he acknowledges the shot.
Onizuka misses the body punch
and Stormcrow counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stormcrow feints and then cracks Onizuka's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Onizuka down.
Bowser Stormcrow seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Onizuka throws a hook but Stormcrow blocks it.
Stormcrow takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Onizuka just misses with a punch to the body.
Stormcrow now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Stormcrow takes a swing at Onizuka's ribcage but misses.
Stormcrow scores with a leg kick.
Onizuka waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stormcrow.
Stormcrow lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Stormcrow scores with a nice right hand.
Onizuka gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Stormcrow.
Donk. Onizuka catches Stormcrow right on the button with a cross.
Onizuka ducks under a wild hook from Stormcrow.
Stormcrow moves out of range as Onizuka strikes.
Stormcrow slips under a jab from Onizuka.
Stormcrow moves away from the strike by Onizuka.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Onizuka, as that shot connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stormcrow slips a straight right by Onizuka.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Stormcrow, right into the meat.
Onizuka bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Onizuka doesn't manage to clinch there - Stormcrow circles away.
Stormcrow takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Onizuka throws out a loose jab but Stormcrow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Onizuka tries to clinch up but Stormcrow circles away and keeps his distance.
Stormcrow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nice body punch from Stormcrow.
Jab from Onizuka.
Stormcrow throws a body kick that misses.
Onizuka swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Stormcrow counters with a left to the body.
Stormcrow slips a straight right by Onizuka.
Onizuka backing away here, and Stormcrow unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Stormcrow defending well as Onizuka loads up on a big left hand.
Stormcrow now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Stormcrow slips under a jab.
Stormcrow uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Onizuka.
Stormcrow wants to clinch but Onizuka slips to the side
and Onizuka counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Bowser Stormcrow will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Shinichi Onizuka's cut.
That's time! Onizuka's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Stormcrow misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Onizuka.
Onizuka takes a swing at Stormcrow's ribcage but misses.
Stormcrow feints a counter leg kick.
Stormcrow throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Stormcrow throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stormcrow lands a head kick. Onizuka smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Onizuka throws a lazy right hand but Stormcrow sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stormcrow misses with a wild body shot.
Stormcrow lands with a shot to the body.
Stormcrow scores with a nice right hand.
Jab, jab by Stormcrow - just one landing.
Onizuka slips a straight right by Stormcrow.
A little feinted left hand from Onizuka on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Stormcrow avoids the body shot from Onizuka.
Stormcrow misses with a body kick.
Stormcrow throws a low kick but Onizuka moves out of range easily.
Stormcrow throws a leg kick which misses Onizuka's front leg but catches the back leg as Onizuka tries to avoid it.
Stormcrow throws a front kick aimed at Onizuka's knee but Onizuka avoids it well.
Onizuka throwing a counter right hand but Stormcrow manages to avoid it.
Stormcrow throws a leg kick that misses.
Onizuka tries to counter with a takedown but Stormcrow is quick to defend against it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Onizuka there.
Stormcrow is looking to slow Onizuka down with leg kicks.
The fighters circling - Onizuka throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Onizuka takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Stormcrow scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Onizuka doesn't seem bothered though.
Onizuka takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Onizuka displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stormcrow throws out the jab.
Onizuka misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stormcrow follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Onizuka lunges at Stormcrow with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Stormcrow's hand.
Onizuka throws an off balance right hand
and Stormcrow counters with a low kick, right behind Onizuka 's knee.
Stormcrow ducks right into an uppercut from Onizuka.
Stormcrow looks to clinch
and Onizuka cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Onizuka swinging wildly here.
Stormcrow appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Stormcrow keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Onizuka.
Stormcrow cracks Onizuka with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Onizuka fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Onizuka's jab looks to have found its range, popping Stormcrow under the eye.
Stormcrow tries to clinch but Onizuka is having none of it.
Onizuka appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Stormcrow feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Onizuka's calf.
A solid leg kick lands there for Stormcrow.
Onizuka tries to clinch up.
Stormcrow let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Stormcrow throws a leg kick but Onizuka sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Onizuka ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stormcrow moves away.
Stormcrow wants to land a leg kick but Onizuka is out of range.
Stormcrow with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Stormcrow throws a left and a right that both miss
and Onizuka counters with a stiff right hand.
Stormcrow is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Onizuka.
Stormcrow throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Onizuka changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Stormcrow defending well as Onizuka loads up on a big left hand.
Onizuka lands a nice hook to Stormcrow's body. Stormcrow takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stormcrow comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Onizuka swats away the attempt to clinch by Stormcrow.
Stormcrow on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Stormcrow bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Onizuka's head.
Stormcrow staying out of range there.
Onizuka is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

Stormcrow drives through and clinches with Onizuka against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Onizuka.
Onizuka is trying to break free.
Stormcrow lands with a light punch inside.
Stormcrow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Onizuka's elbow.
Stormcrow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Onizuka's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nice body punch from Stormcrow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stormcrow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stormcrow blocking some punches.
Bowser Stormcrow seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Onizuka lands with a left to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stormcrow has Onizuka pushed against the cage.
Stormcrow throws a head punch that misses.
Onizuka has a couple of punches blocked by Stormcrow.
Onizuka prevents a body shot from Stormcrow.
Onizuka lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stormcrow.
Stormcrow pressing his opponent against the cage.
Onizuka tries for a takedown but Stormcrow manages to get underhooks.
Onizuka makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Onizuka is trying to pull guard but Stormcrow turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shinichi Onizuka. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Stormcrow breaks from the clinch.
Stormcrow misses the shot to the body.
Onizuka throws a hook to the side of Stormcrow's head but Stormcrow sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Onizuka backing away here, and Stormcrow unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bowser Stormcrow really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shinichi Onizuka's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

The fighters circle momentarily. Stormcrow darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Stormcrow instigates a clinch.
Stormcrow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Onizuka lands with a left to the head.
Onizuka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A frustrated look appears on Onizuka's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Onizuka.
Onizuka working aggressively here.
Stormcrow blocks an uppercut.
Stormcrow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stormcrow lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Stormcrow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Onizuka tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Stormcrow's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stormcrow.
Onizuka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stormcrow lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Onizuka backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stormcrow misses with some punches.
Onizuka lands with a short shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stormcrow throws a punch but it's blocked by Onizuka.
Onizuka lands a nice shot to the body.
Onizuka tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Onizuka pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Stormcrow scores with a nice right hand.
Onizuka scores with a jab to the head.
Onizuka throws an overhand right that lands on Stormcrow's shoulder, as Stormcrow tries to avoid the shot.
Stormcrow swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Onizuka on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A big right from Onizuka misses.
Stormcrow is looking to score with low kicks.
Stormcrow is looking to score with low kicks.
Onizuka misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stormcrow.
Onizuka lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Onizuka's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Onizuka duly obliges.
Stormcrow lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Onizuka chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Stormcrow can pounce on him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Onizuka misses with an uppercut.
Onizuka avoids the body shot from Stormcrow.
Stormcrow looking to land some kicks to the body here.

Onizuka shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Onizuka was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Stormcrow holds on to Onizuka's head and controls the position momentarily.
Stormcrow is being controlled here.
Onizuka is looking to take a break and control but Stormcrow is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Stormcrow regains half guard there - taking advantage of Onizuka's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stormcrow slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Onizuka looking to pass the guard.
Onizuka stands up over Stormcrow, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Stormcrow keeping moving, preventing Onizuka from controlling successfully.
Stormcrow looking to hit a scissor sweep but Onizuka is one step ahead there.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Onizuka misses with a body shot.
Stormcrow now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Stormcrow is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Onizuka just misses with a punch to the body.
Onizuka misses with an uppercut
and Stormcrow counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Onizuka takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Stormcrow throws a poor cross that misses

and Onizuka counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Onizuka.
Onizuka with a nice head shot there.
Onizuka works over Stormcrow with some ground and pound from guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Shinichi Onizuka will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Shinichi Onizuka's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Nice uppercut there from Onizuka.
Onizuka shoots in but Stormcrow avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Onizuka checks a low kick from Stormcrow.
Onizuka throws a big shot that misses.
Stormcrow doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Onizuka bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Stormcrow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Stormcrow fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Onizuka.
Onizuka walks into a straight right hand from Stormcrow.
Onizuka throws a wild body kick that Stormcrow sees coming a mile off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Onizuka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stormcrow.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Stormcrow lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Onizuka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Onizuka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Onizuka takes a swing at Stormcrow's ribcage but misses.
Stormcrow scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Stormcrow looks to land a left hand but Onizuka moved out of range nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Onizuka misses.
Onizuka blocks a leg kick.

Onizuka shoots in and bounces Stormcrow off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Stormcrow keeping moving, preventing Onizuka from controlling successfully.
Onizuka pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Stormcrow is keeping the position for now.
Onizuka stopping the sweep attempt from Stormcrow.
Shinichi Onizuka has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Onizuka pushing down on Stormcrow's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Stormcrow is looking to control Onizuka's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Stormcrow avoid being mounted?
Onizuka is stalling here. Stormcrow is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Onizuka seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Stormcrow has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Onizuka isn't going anywhere.
Onizuka being controlled for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Onizuka is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stormcrow taking a breather here.
Stormcrow trying to control the action but Onizuka is working from the bottom.
Bowser Stormcrow is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Onizuka tries to bench press Stormcrow off him but Stormcrow keeps the position.
Stormcrow is looking to take a break and control but Onizuka is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Stormcrow is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Stormcrow is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Onizuka's shoulder. That is not cool.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Shinichi Onizuka.
I think Stormcrow has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 47:48
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 47:49
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bowser Stormcrow!
A very excited looking Bowser Stormcrow made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.