PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brad Tyroon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Bradman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brad Tyroon could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Don Bradman's chin.

Tyroon
vs
Bradman

188 cm
36
215 lbs
21 - 14 - 0

191 cm
24
220 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Museum of Monsters & Madmen

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brad Tyroon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Don Bradman!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bradman throws a sloppy head kick
and Tyroon counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tyroon checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bradman swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bradman throws a leg kick but Tyroon moved away.
Tyroon moves away from the strike by Bradman.
Tyroon throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bradman tries to score with a low kick but Tyroon moves his leg out of the way.
Tyroon was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Don Bradman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bradman thows a body kick. Tyroon tries to catch it but that hurt him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
That kick from Bradman tenderised Tyroon's leg. Tyroon is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bradman misses with a head kick.
Tyroon is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyroon takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bradman throws a series of punches but Tyroon moves out of range.
Tyroon is looking to counter punch.
Bradman looks to throw the jab but Tyroon is out of range.
Tyroon swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tyroon fails to land with a series of punches.
Bradman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bradman connects with a solid leg kick.
Bradman goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tyroon throws a big shot that misses.
The fighters circling - Tyroon throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyroon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bradman.
Tyroon drops his hands momentarily and Bradman takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bradman throws out a powerful jab.
Tyroon takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bradman misses with a right hand
and Tyroon counters with a straight right hand.
Bradman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tyroon was well out of range. Poor timing from Bradman.
Bradman connects with a body shot that sends Tyroon's belly button to the back.
Bradman misses with a looping left.
Bradman goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bradman lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Tyroon has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Tyroon and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Tyroon blocks the low kick.
Bradman throws a leg kick which misses Tyroon's front leg but catches the back leg as Tyroon tries to avoid it.
Bradman drops Tyroon with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Tyroon! Bradman dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Don Bradman!
A very excited looking Don Bradman rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.