PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Meat Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fiddy Pence (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meat Boy comes to the cage accompanied by Super Meat Boy!. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Meat Boy
vs
Pence

180 cm
19
280 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
283 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Meat Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fiddy Pence!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meat Boy misses with a lunging right hand

and Pence counters with a takedown into side control.

Pence tries for a kimura but Meat Boy is defending well.
Pence scores with punches from side control.

Pence goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Meat Boy rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Pence's guard! Nice work there by Meat Boy!
Pence looking for a sweep. Not yet Pence, not yet.
Our spies down at at Den of Tears (22 coaches, $600 fee) inform us that Pence has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?

Pence is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Pence not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Pence is striking but Meat Boy is not phased and passes to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Meat Boy in particular looking to stall.
Pence is trying to control but Meat Boy passes into side control!
Pence is trying to improve his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pence is still trying to improve position.
Pence is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Pence tries to escape but Meat Boy is in control.
Pence can't do much from the bottom here.
Pence throws an elbow to the body but it doesn't land.
Pence throws an elbow to the body but it doesn't land.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Pence is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Pence's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Meat Boy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pence looks winded!
Meat Boy pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Pence back to the cage. Meat Boy follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Pence drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Meat Boy swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Pence's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.