PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cormac Gutz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles Martel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gutz's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Everyday. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Gutz
vs
Martel

185 cm
33
179 lbs
28 - 14 - 2

170 cm
44
145 lbs
57 - 23 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cormac Gutz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 57 - 23 - 2, fighting out of New York, Charles Martel!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Donald Grub and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gutz misses the body punch
and Gutz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gutz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Martel throws a predictable looking body shot

and Gutz counters with a takedown into side control.
Gutz works to advance to full mount. Martel defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Martel blocking the ground and pound.
Martel is looking to get to half guard.
Gutz dominating with strikes here.
Martel is squirming around, avoiding Gutz's attempts to control the action.
Gutz scores with a couple of good head shots there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Martel is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Gutz content just to control the position here.
Gutz unloading with bombs!
Martel is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Martel is in a horrible position here. Gutz smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

Martel is rocked!
Martel really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Martel is still in real trouble! Can Gutz finish him?
Gutz pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Gutz unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Martel wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Gutz celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cormac Gutz!
A very excited looking Cormac Gutz rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Charles Martel was interviewed post fight and said 'My opponent was the better man tonight but that doesn't mean there's no after party. Come on down to the Spearmint Rhino, first lap dance is on me!'.