PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shezzo Wicked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ramses Kolmas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wicked's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Takin U' High by Greyhoundz. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Wicked
vs
Kolmas

185 cm
23
240 lbs
10 - 8 - 1

201 cm
25
270 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best 160 (85% laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shezzo Wicked!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ramses Kolmas!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kolmas is looking to clinch but Wicked is avoiding it.
Wicked throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kolmas on the side of the head.

Kolmas moves into the clinch.
Kolmas misses with a punch to the body.
Kolmas misses with a short punch on the inside.

Kolmas gets a trip takedown into half guard.

Kolmas is working for a kimura but Wicked is defending it quite comfortably.
Wicked wants to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kolmas throws a strike but Wicked avoids it easily and moves to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolmas passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Wicked is not content to let Kolmas control the position.
Kolmas controlling from side mount.
Kolmas lands a few punches from side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kolmas tries to advance to mount but Wicked denies him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kolmas throws a strike aimed at the side of Wicked's head but Wicked avoids it well.
The referee asks Kolmas politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Kolmas prefers to stall for the moment though.
Wicked regains half guard, as Kolmas was trying to land strikes.

Kolmas is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Wicked sees it coming and defends easily.
Kolmas thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Kolmas passes to full mount!
Wicked might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Kolmas content just to control the position here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kolmas looking to control but Wicked is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Kolmas content just to control the position here.
Kolmas thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Kolmas tries to control but Wicked wriggling away.
Kolmas might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Wicked haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Kolmas with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Kolmas punching from mount but Wicked doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Wicked blocking the ground and pound.
Kolmas looking to finish with strikes here!
Kolmas is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Wicked can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kolmas can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Wicked is looking to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ramses Kolmas dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Kolmas shoots for a double leg takedown but Wicked sprawls well. He's pushed Kolmas's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Wicked throws a wild body kick that Kolmas sees coming a mile off.
We've been told by Wicked's head coaches at School Of Hard Knocks that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Kolmas has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wicked lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kolmas circles away quickly and effectively.
An inside leg kick lands from Wicked.
Kolmas avoids a kick to the body.
Nice defenses there by Kolmas.
Kolmas is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Kolmas tries to clinch up but Wicked circles away and keeps his distance.
Wicked swinging wildly here.
Kolmas shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Wicked but Wicked pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Wicked went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kolmas is looking to score with low kicks.
A telegraphed right hand from Wicked misses the target.
A slapping leg kick lands for Wicked.
Kolmas uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wicked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kolmas gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Wicked counters with a one-two to the body.
Shezzo Wicked has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ramses Kolmas.
Wicked misses with a body kick.
Wicked connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kolmas momentarily.
Kolmas moves out of range as Wicked throws a body kick.
Kolmas tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Wicked throws a hook but Kolmas blocks it.
Kolmas changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Wicked tries to avoid it but Kolmas manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Wicked to the ground. Wicked escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Wicked appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Kolmas fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Wicked avoids it really well and circles away.
Wicked misses with a hook.
Kolmas doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Wicked counters with a series of strikes. Kolmas will be more careful next time no doubt.
Shezzo Wicked is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wicked connects with a leg kick. Kolmas looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Shezzo Wicked seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kolmas tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Wicked defends well and Kolmas ends up having to push Wicked into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wicked misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kolmas.
Kolmas shoots in looking for a takedown. Wicked tries to sprawl out of it but Kolmas keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Wicked manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Wicked throws a nice inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wicked throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
No luck for Kolmas with that takedown attempt.
Wicked looks to score with a jab to the body but Kolmas is just out of range.
Kolmas with the counter takedown but Wicked avoids it easily.
Kolmas dives in for a single leg takedown but Wicked sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Kolmas tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kolmas avoids the head kick by Wicked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wicked misses with a straight right.
Wicked pushes Kolmas away with a front kick.
Kolmas slips a straight right by Wicked.
Wicked scores with a nice strike.
Kolmas gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Wicked counters with a three punch combo that has Kolmas backing up. Kolmas nods at Wicked to acknowledge the strikes.
Wicked loads up on a big right hand but Kolmas slips the punch.
Kolmas with the counter takedown but Wicked avoids it easily.
Kolmas sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Wicked tries a head kick but it misses.
Kolmas looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A jab from Wicked misses.
Wicked misses with a hook. Kolmas ducked under it nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wicked. That's going to slow Kolmas down.
Wicked dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kolmas. That did some damage!
Wicked lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wicked moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kolmas misses with a takedown attempt
and Wicked counters with an inside leg kick.
Kolmas tries to clinch but Wicked is having none of it.
Wicked turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Wicked fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wicked slips a straight right by Kolmas.
No luck for Kolmas with that takedown attempt.
Kolmas is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kolmas uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wicked.
Kolmas shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Wicked pinned against the cage. Wicked gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shezzo Wicked dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Wicked misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kolmas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wicked was well out of range. Poor timing from Kolmas.
Wicked throws a quick inside leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Wicked checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Wicked tries a head kick but it misses.
Wicked cracks Kolmas with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wicked throws a looping overhand right but Kolmas ducks down to avoid it.
Kolmas shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Wicked as he jumps to the side.
A clash of legs there as Kolmas blocks the low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wicked goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kolmas bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kolmas wants to counter the offense by Wicked and move into the clinch position.
Kolmas avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kolmas is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Wicked throws a chopping leg kick but Kolmas manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kolmas fails with the takedown.
Wicked appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kolmas darts in and clinches Wicked up against the cage.
Wicked misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kolmas.
Wicked lands with a short shot to the head.
Wicked digs a right hand into Kolmas's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kolmas's gas tank.
Wicked pushes Kolmas back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kolmas prevents a body shot from Wicked.
Wicked missing with knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Wicked.
Kolmas takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wicked lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kolmas backwards.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wicked just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kolmas's brow.
Kolmas is looking to control Wicked's arms but Wicked gets an underhook and turns him. Now Kolmas has his back to the cage.
Kolmas tries to score a body lock takedown but Wicked shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Shezzo Wicked has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ramses Kolmas.
A shot in the inside from Wicked.
Kolmas creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wicked lands a left hand.
Wicked tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wicked tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kolmas's elbow.
Wicked lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kolmas backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Wicked escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wicked lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Wicked throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kolmas fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Wicked thumps Kolmas with a low kick.
Wicked looks to land a right hand but Kolmas moved out of range.
Kolmas tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Kolmas shoots for a double leg takedown but Wicked sprawls well. He's pushed Kolmas's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Wicked connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Kolmas drives through with a takedown into guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kolmas landing with the ground and pound.
Kolmas scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Kolmas postures up in Wicked's guard and throws a big left but Wicked blocks it.
Kolmas trying to control but Wicked is working from the bottom.
Wicked knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Kolmas on the ground.
Kolmas trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wicked is looking to stand up but Kolmas isn't so interested in that idea.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Kolmas working some strikes from top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kolmas trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Wicked keeping full guard, as Kolmas tries to pass.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Wicked here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Kolmas stands up over Wicked, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Kolmas wants to control from the top but Wicked keeps moving.
Kolmas passes into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Shezzo Wicked showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Wicked has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shezzo Wicked!
Shezzo Wicked very nearly forgot to thank Kemists ↑™ 5x160Q - $149-199 amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
Ramses Kolmas spoke after the fight, saying 'That was a fluke'.