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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Willy Wonka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russian Zombie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wonka kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Mr Rotten Treats - Insane Clown Posse. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Russian Zombie was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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146 lbs
31 - 14 - 0 |
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26
158 lbs
11 - 4 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
31 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Willy Wonka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Russian Zombie!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zombie drops Wonka with a beautiful combination! Wonka stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Zombie is looking for the KO!
It looks like Willy Wonka has been cut.
Zombie is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Wonka is rocked!
A shot to the liver by Zombie. Beautiful body shot.
Oh Wonka is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wonka swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zombie looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wonka scores with a one two! Zombie had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zombie cracks Wonka with a hook to the temple - Wonka is on wobbly legs here! Zombie swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Wonka falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Zombie wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Russian Zombie!
A relieved looking Russian Zombie thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Willy Wonka was interviewed post fight and said 'Who paid off the ref/judges? Someone must have!'.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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