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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dickie Dirty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sigurd Lodbrok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Dirty might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Dear Penis - Country song. Lodbrok has chosen Killing in the name of... as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.



175 cm
24
163 lbs
11 - 1 - 0
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24
165 lbs
11 - 5 - 0
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dickie Dirty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sigurd Lodbrok!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lodbrok has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dirty.
Lodbrok connects with a nice looking jab.
Dirty throws a lazy right hand but Lodbrok sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dirty misses with a hook. Lodbrok ducked under it nicely.
Lodbrok slips under a jab.
Lodbrok looks to land a body kick but Dirty moved away.
Dirty looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
An inside leg kick lands from Dirty.
Dirty throws a body shot but no joy.
The crowd cheers as Dirty lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lodbrok doesn't seem phased though.

Dirty fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Lodbrok sprawls well initially but Dirty persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Lodbrok is staying active underneath Dirty, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

Dirty is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Lodbrok doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dirty.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dirty wants to free his trapped foot but Lodbrok is holding on for dear life with his legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dirty working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Lodbrok has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Dirty in particular looking to stall.
Dirty lands strikes from half guard.

Dirty is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Lodbrok has managed to free his arm - good work.
Dirty looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Lodbrok with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Dirty scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Dirty is pressing down on Lodbrok's thigh, looking to free his foot. Lodbrok is holding on for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Dirty wants to work for an arm triangle but Lodbrok is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Lodbrok tries to roll over but Dirty keeps him under control.
Lodbrok trying to control from the bottom.
Dirty wants to pass the guard but Lodbrok is defending well.
Dirty is trying to control the action in half guard but Lodbrok is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Dirty missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dirty is looking for a kimura but Lodbrok is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Dirty to get the leverage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dirty prevents Lodbrok from improving his position.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Dirty bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dirty throws a leg kick but Lodbrok sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dirty scores with a leg kick.
Nice sprawl there from Lodbrok as Dirty shoots in.

Dirty forces Lodbrok back against the cage and clinches.
Dirty lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lodbrok working aggressively here.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Lodbrok doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lodbrok scores a nice knee to the body.
Dirty doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dirty tries to throw a body punch but Lodbrok avoids it by throwing Dirty back against the cage.

Lodbrok manages to break the clinch.
Lodbrok checks a low kick from Dirty.
Lodbrok throws out a counter right but Dirty avoids it with no problem.
Dirty thuds his right hand into Lodbrok's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A jab from Lodbrok misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirty takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lodbrok throws a head kick that misses
enabling Dirty to counter with a crisp jab.
A nice inside leg kick there by Lodbrok. That's going to slow Dirty down.
Lodbrok lands a head kick!


It looks like Dickie Dirty has been cut.
Lodbrok lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dirty takes a step back to recover.
Dirty bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dirty moves away from the strike by Lodbrok.
Dirty moves out of range of the leg kick from Lodbrok.
Dirty on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dirty avoids the head kick by Lodbrok.
Lodbrok keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Lodbrok looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lodbrok lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lodbrok is looking to land body kicks.
Dirty checks a leg kick nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dickie Dirty will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Dickie Dirty's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Lodbrok throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Lodbrok throws a low kick but Dirty avoids it.
Dirty takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dirty on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.


Dirty is rocked!
Lodbrok throws a head kick but Dirty moves out of range.
Oh Dirty is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Dirty.
Dirty has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Dirty tries to move into full mount but can't pass Lodbrok's legs.
Dirty seems to have got his legs back now.
Lodbrok is not content to let Dirty control the position.

Dirty is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Lodbrok knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Dirty content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lodbrok is looking to regain half guard here but Dirty keeps moving and retains side control.

Dirty tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Lodbrok is trying to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dirty wants to control but Lodbrok is keeping him busy.

Dirty looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

Dirty is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Lodbrok has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An elbow from Dirty crashes against the mat.
Lodbrok wants to control but Dirty postures up.
Lodbrok regains half guard.
Dirty throwing shots but Lodbrok is blocking nicely.

Dirty is working for a submission of some sort.
Dirty throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
A clash of legs there as Dirty blocks the low kick.
Lodbrok scores with a nice body kick.
Sigurd Lodbrok is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lodbrok looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lodbrok bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lodbrok misses with a low kick.
Dirty lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lodbrok at a distance.
Dirty displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lodbrok throws out the jab.
Lodbrok misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dirty.
Dirty uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lodbrok.
Dirty looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Sigurd Lodbrok seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lodbrok is looking to land body kicks.
Nice uppercut there from Dirty.
Lodbrok misses with a head kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lodbrok cracks Dirty with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lodbrok misses with a low kick as Dirty jumps back.
Dirty avoids the head kick by Lodbrok.
Lodbrok pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Sigurd Lodbrok will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Dickie Dirty's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!


Dirty takes a swing at Lodbrok's ribcage but misses.
No luck for Dirty with that takedown attempt.
Dirty misses with a low kick as Lodbrok jumps back.
Dirty pivots, looking for a leg kick but Lodbrok is out of range and Dirty settles back down.
Good standup being displayed there by Dirty as he connects with a hook.
Dirty throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lodbrok stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lodbrok looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dirty scoring well with a low kick there.
Lodbrok waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dirty.
Dirty jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Dirty throws a wild body kick that Lodbrok sees coming a mile off.
Lodbrok takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lodbrok.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dirty.
Dirty will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Dirty throws a low kick, looking for Lodbrok's leg but Lodbrok calmly moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dirty looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dirty jabs Lodbrok right on the nose. Lodbrok blinks but takes it well.
Lodbrok misses the shot to the body.
Dirty digs a good body shot into Lodbrok's ribs.
Lodbrok throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Good leg kick by Dirty there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dirty misses with a low kick.
Lodbrok fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jab, jab by Lodbrok - just one landing.
Dirty moves out of range as Lodbrok strikes.
Lodbrok takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
An inside leg kick lands from Lodbrok.
A solid leg kick lands there for Lodbrok.
Lodbrok takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lodbrok throws an overhand right that lands on Dirty's shoulder, as Dirty tries to avoid the shot.
Dirty scores with a hook to the body. Lodbrok takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dirty is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Lodbrok goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dirty keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lodbrok.
Dirty pushes Lodbrok away with a front kick.
Dirty lands with an uppercut that bounces Lodbrok off the cage and back into range.
Dirty connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Lodbrok looks to land a left hand but Dirty moved out of range nicely.
Sigurd Lodbrok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lodbrok lunges at Dirty with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dirty's hand.
Lodbrok ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dirty moves away.
Dirty half committed to a counter leg kick.
Dirty blocks a jab.
A punch lands to the side of Lodbrok 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Lodbrok takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dirty looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Lodbrok ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dirty moves away.
Lodbrok on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lodbrok jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dirty moves out of range as Lodbrok strikes.
Lodbrok misses with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dirty slips under a jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lodbrok lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dirty has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dirty and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Lodbrok takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lodbrok throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dirty feinted with a counter takedown.
Lodbrok takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dirty misses with a hook.
Lodbrok lands with a straight right. Dirty didn't see that one coming.
Lodbrok throws a head kick that half lands.
Dirty swings for the body but Lodbrok moves out of range.
Dirty looks to land a right hand but Lodbrok moved out of range.
Lodbrok takes a swing at Dirty's ribcage but misses.
Dirty tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Lodbrok manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Lodbrok scores with a jab to the body.
Dirty throws a body shot but no joy.

Lodbrok lands a big head kick that sends Dirty tumbling to the mat! Lodbrok takes a step backwards and waves Dirty back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dirty slips under a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirty tests Lodbrok's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lodbrok misses with a body shot.
Lodbrok misses with a hook
and Dirty counters with a stiff right hand.
Dirty lands a two punch combo.


Lodbrok is rocked!
Dirty measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Lodbrok! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Dickie Dirty!
Dickie Dirty took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I really like winning. It feels natural for a natural born winner like me.'.
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FIGHT
RATING
69%
 
 
 
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