PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Umbra Uxxarest (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ilafat Urskilz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Uxxarest
vs
Urskilz

170 cm
29
162 lbs
20 - 10 - 0

164 cm
31
143 lbs
22 - 12 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Umbra Uxxarest!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ilafat Urskilz!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Reed Andrews and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Uxxarest has taken the fight to the clinch.
Uxxarest trying to control the position but instead, Urskilz has worked for underhooks and has pushed Uxxarest into the cage.
Uxxarest tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Uxxarest can't find room to land a body shot as Urskilz controls the action.
Urskilz is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Uxxarest takes a shot to the head.
Urskilz landing knees to the head.

It looks like Umbra Uxxarest has been cut.
Urskilz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Urskilz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Uxxarest.
Urskilz's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Uxxarest doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Uxxarest throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Urskilz tries a knee to the head but Uxxarest blocks it.
Uxxarest lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Urskilz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Urskilz.
Uxxarest lands a shoulder strike.
Uxxarest blocks an uppercut.
Urskilz's coach down at THC playhouse was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Urskilz's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Uxxarest.
Uxxarest misses with some punches.
Urskilz prevents a body shot from Uxxarest.
Urskilz prevents a body shot from Uxxarest.
Urskilz misses with the head strike.
Urskilz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Uxxarest.
Uxxarest avoiding damage as Urskilz throws knees to the body.
Uxxarest lands a nice uppercut.
Uxxarest misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Uxxarest lands with a right to the head.
Urskilz throws a punch but it's blocked by Uxxarest.
Uxxarest is trying to stall.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Uxxarest takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Urskilz misses with a punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uxxarest goes for a takedown attempt but Urskilz pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Urskilz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Uxxarest connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Uxxarest seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Urskilz misses with a low kick.
Uxxarest wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Urskilz scores with a jab to the body.
Urskilz scores with a leg kick.
Uxxarest takes one to the side of the head.
Uxxarest shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Uxxarest throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Urskilz sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Urskilz slips under a jab.
Uxxarest swings for the body but Urskilz moves out of range.
Urskilz looks to score with a jab to the body but Uxxarest is just out of range.
Urskilz walks into a stiff left hand from Uxxarest.
Uxxarest looks to score with a jab to the body but Urskilz is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Urskilz fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Uxxarest checks it well.
Urskilz connects with a body shot.
A clash of legs there as Uxxarest blocks the low kick.
Urskilz misses with a few strikes there.
Urskilz rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Uxxarest moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nice defenses there by Urskilz.
Urskilz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Uxxarest.
Urskilz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Uxxarest.
Jab by Urskilz.
Uxxarest tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Uxxarest misses with a straight left.
Uxxarest throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Uxxarest connects with a single shot there.
Uxxarest avoids the head kick by Urskilz.
Urskilz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Uxxarest sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Urskilz throws a low kick but Uxxarest avoids it.
Uxxarest uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Urskilz.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice defenses there by Urskilz.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uxxarest swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ilafat Urskilz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Urskilz takes a shot right to the bread basket.

Urskilz clinches up against the cage.
Urskilz throws a knee to the head but misses.
Uxxarest content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Uxxarest lands a right hand.
Uxxarest tries to break free but Urskilz pushes him back against the cage.
Uxxarest throws a punch but it's blocked by Urskilz.
Uxxarest blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Uxxarest lands with a light punch inside.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Urskilz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Urskilz misses with some punches.
Urskilz can't find room to land a body shot as Uxxarest controls the action.
A nice left hand lands by Uxxarest.
Good body shot from Uxxarest.
Uxxarest swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's five minutes gone in the round.

Uxxarest pulls guard successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Urskilz is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Urskilz preventing the sweep.
Urskilz is in close to Uxxarest's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Urskilz controlling from the top position.
Uxxarest wants to sweep here but Urskilz controlling him for the moment.
Urskilz advances position into side control!
Uxxarest tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Uxxarest prevents Urskilz from moving into mount.
Urskilz trying to control the action but Uxxarest is working from the bottom.
Uxxarest tries to bench press Urskilz off him but Urskilz keeps the position.
Uxxarest is trying to control Urskilz's posture but Urskilz avoids it.
Uxxarest tries to bench press Urskilz off him but Urskilz keeps the position.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Uxxarest wants to control but Urskilz postures up.
Urskilz is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Uxxarest will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Uxxarest tries to buck Urskilz off but Urskilz is having none of it.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Uxxarest scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Urskilz doesn't seem bothered though.
Uxxarest throws a leg kick but Urskilz checks it.
Uxxarest misses with a leg kick.
Uxxarest throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Uxxarest ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Uxxarest looks for the body kick but Urskilz saw that one coming.
Uxxarest slips under a jab.
Uxxarest fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ilafat Urskilz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Uxxarest tries to clinch up but Urskilz circles away and keeps his distance.
Uxxarest finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A low kick from Urskilz is predictable there
and Uxxarest counters with a head kick.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Uxxarest takes one to the chin there.
Urskilz connects with a body shot that sends Uxxarest's belly button to the back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Urskilz scores with a leg kick.
Uxxarest throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Uxxarest lands a high kick!
Urskilz scores with the left hand. Uxxarest knows he should have avoided that one.
Urskilz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Urskilz thumps Uxxarest with a low kick.
Urskilz displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Uxxarest.
A left and a right from Uxxarest both land. Nice combination.

Urskilz is rocked!
Uxxarest drops Urskilz with a big left hand! Urskilz is injured, injured bad! Uxxarest jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 8:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Umbra Uxxarest!