PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eddie Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jax Street (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Killer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Peste. Jax Street is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Killer
vs
Street

195 cm
25
251 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

172 cm
26
270 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Eddie Killer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Jax Street!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Richard Clark and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killer lands a head shot.
Killer pushes Street away with a front kick.
Street looks to throw the jab but Killer is out of range.
Street with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Killer to score with a decent uppercut.

It looks like Jax Street has been cut.
The fighters circle momentarily. Killer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Killer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Killer connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A nice leg kick lands there from Killer.
Killer is looking to slow Street down with leg kicks.
Street looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Street throws an overhand right that lands on Killer's shoulder, as Killer tries to avoid the shot.
Donk. Killer catches Street right on the button with a cross.
Street swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Good standup being displayed there by Killer as he connects with a hook.
Killer drops Street with a straight right hand, right on the button! Killer follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eddie Killer!
A very excited looking Eddie Killer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.