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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dredrick Tatum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lard comes to the ring accompanied by I'm Fat. Tubo Lard has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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223 lbs
24 - 18 - 0 |
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224 lbs
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dredrick Tatum!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paulsen Ambrosius and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tatum sizes up Lard with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Lard scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Tatum on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lard moves out of range of the body kick from Tatum.
Lard misses with a low kick.
Lard lands an overhand right.
Tatum moves out of range of the body kick.
Tatum only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Tatum walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lard checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Tatum on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lard tries to land a front kick but Tatum steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Lard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at MagicalFatFarm in the buildup to the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tatum checks a low kick from Lard.
Lard on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Lard.
Tatum looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Lard looks to land a combination but Tatum avoids it well.
A little jabbing left from Tatum on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lard looks to throw a body kick
and Tatum counters with a straight right hand.
Tatum is looking to chop away at Lard's legs.
Tatum stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lard moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lard looks for the body kick but Tatum saw that one coming.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tatum checks a leg kick.
Lard sizes up Tatum with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Lard darts in and clinches Tatum up against the ropes.
Tatum scores with a nice hook to the head.
Tatum using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lard has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A short right from Tatum.
Tatum missing with knees to the body.
Tatum throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lard blocks it with crossed arms.
A right hook to the body lands for Tatum.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tatum lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lard backwards.
Tatum throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lards head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tatum is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lard is defending well for now.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Lard as Tatum tries to tie him up.
Tatum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lard lands with a light punch inside.
Tatum looking to stall.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Tatum is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Lard has denied him.
Tatum tries to stall but Lard uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Tatum is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Lard goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short uppercut from Tatum.
Knees to the body from Tatum.
Lard is breathing heavily.
Tatum lands with a short shot to the head.
Tatum lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lard throws an elbow but it misses.
Tatum lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tatum using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lard has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tatum obliges.
Tatum scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dredrick Tatum dominated that round.
That's time! Lard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Tatum throws a body shot but no joy.
Lard lands with a kick to the temple. Tatum shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Lard checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Lard misses with a straight left.
Tatum throws out a counter right but Lard avoids it with no problem.
Tatum scores with a jab to the body.
Tatum throws a sloppy head kick and Lard moves out of range easily.
Tatum slips a jab from Lard.
A low kick from Tatum misses
and Lard counters with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tatum misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lard.
Tatum throws a push kick but Lard slaps the foot to one side.
Tatum connects with a crisp jab.
Tatum misses with a looping right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tatum checks a leg kick.
Lard fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tatum has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lard misses with an uppercut.
Tatum rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lard counters with a solid body kick.
Tatum tries to keep at a distance but Lard has taken the fight into the clinch.
Tatum makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lard misses with a punch on the inside.
Lard misses with some punches.
Lard misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tatum connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lard's face.
Tatum misses with a knee to the head.
Tatum throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lard blocks it with crossed arms.
A short left from Lard.
Tatum blocks an uppercut.
Tatum lands a hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tatum lands a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lard doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lard misses with a short punch on the inside.
Knees in the clinch landing for Tatum.
Tatum lands a knee to the head.
Lard misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lard.
Tatum lands with a short shot to the head.
Tatum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Lard fails to land.
Lard misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tatum lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Tatum throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lards head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tatum.
Lard fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tatum is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Tatum stalling in the clinch but Lard improves position.
Tatum connects with a knee to the head.
Tatum lands a nice knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dredrick Tatum showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
A big left from Tatum misses.
The fighters circling - Lard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tatum cracks a nice hook into Lard's ribs.
Lard ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lard throws an off balance right hand
and Tatum counters with a straight right hand.
Tatum fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tatum fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lard manages to avoid it.
Tatum lands a right hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lard throws a leg kick
and Tatum moves into the clinch.
Lard misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lard is trying to break free.
Lard fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dredrick Tatum seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Tatum prevents a body shot from Lard.
Lard misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tatum effectively controlling the action here.
Tatum lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tatum lands a knee to the head.
A short right from Tatum.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tatum obliges.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Knees to the body from Tatum.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Tatum.
Lard takes a shot to the head.
Tatum pressing his opponent against the ropes.
Knees in the clinch landing for Tatum.
Tatum lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lard backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tatum lands a knee to the body.
Tatum lands with a right to the head.
Tatum lands a hook that snaps the head of Lard backwards.
Lard letting Tatum take a breather here.
Lard looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tatum lands a knee to the body.
A short uppercut from Tatum.
Lard being controlled against the ropes.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tatum.
Tatum lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Tatum lands a shoulder strike.
Tatum unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Tatum lands with a left to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tatum obliges.
A knee to the head by Tatum.
Lard is rocked!
A short right from Tatum.
Oh Lard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tatum misses with a knee to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tatum lands with a right to the head.
Tatum has his opponent in a tight Thai clinch and unloads with a massive knee that drops Lard to the canvas! Can Lard beat the count? 3,4,5,6 and he's up... is he? Yes, he's up! The referee is taking a long look at him and he's waved off the fight! He didn't think Lard was in a fit state to continue so this fight is over! Tatum is your winner!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Dredrick Tatum!
A relieved looking Dredrick Tatum thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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hype
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