PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Corey Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcfacepunch comes to the cage accompanied by Ooh La La. Parker has chosen Heard it through the grapevine - Marvin Gaye as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mcfacepunch
vs
Parker

150 cm
22
275 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

185 cm
23
250 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

AnonymouS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tiny Mcfacepunch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Corey Parker!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Russell Pearce and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcfacepunch swats away the attempt to clinch by Parker.
Mcfacepunch ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
Parker tries to score a power double leg takedown but Mcfacepunch sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Parker somewhat.
We've been informed that Parker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Mcfacepunch misses with a wild combination.
Mcfacepunch sets himself, and Parker steps forward looking for the clinch! Mcfacepunch avoids it this time.
Parker wants to clinch

and Mcfacepunch counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Mcfacepunch trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Parker is pulling down on Mcfacepunch's head. It's preventing any offense from Mcfacepunch, at least for the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfacepunch throwing strikes from guard but Parker blocks nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Parker works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Mcfacepunch trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Mcfacepunch content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mcfacepunch trying to control the position from guard on top but Parker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mcfacepunch scoring with punches to the head and body.
Mcfacepunch slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Mcfacepunch throws a strike but Parker rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Mcfacepunch pulls Parker in close to prevent any damage.
Mcfacepunch is trying to control the position but Parker postures up.
Parker postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Parker stopping the sweep attempt from Mcfacepunch.
Parker in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Parker throws a strike but Mcfacepunch rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Mcfacepunch trying to control the position from guard on top but Parker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mcfacepunch throws a big elbow that misses.
Mcfacepunch throwing strikes but missing.
Parker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mcfacepunch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch stays in close to Parker's body and controls the position.
Parker wants to get back to his feet but Mcfacepunch is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Mcfacepunch trying to control but Parker is working from the bottom.
Mcfacepunch throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Parker works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Parker preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Parker walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Mcfacepunch checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Parker leaves Mcfacepunch with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Parker lands a head shot.
Parker fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mcfacepunch tries to bum rush Parker with a series of wild strikes but Parker uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mcfacepunch paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mcfacepunch attempts a counter takedown but Parker avoids it well and moves away.
Parker tries to clinch but fails miserably
letting Mcfacepunch counter with a right hand.
Mcfacepunch leaves Parker with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Tiny Mcfacepunch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Corey Parker.
Parker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Parker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Parker checks a low kick from Mcfacepunch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mcfacepunch avoids the head kick by Parker.
Mcfacepunch half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.

Parker has taken the fight to the clinch.
Parker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mcfacepunch backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcfacepunch.
Parker working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tiny Mcfacepunch dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Parker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mcfacepunch.
Parker tries to clinch up but Mcfacepunch circles away and keeps his distance.
A swing and a miss from Mcfacepunch.

Parker clinches up with Mcfacepunch and pushes him back against the cage.

Parker is fighting off a takedown attempt but Mcfacepunch is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Parker to the mat. Parker regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Tiny Mcfacepunch overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mcfacepunch postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Mcfacepunch has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Mcfacepunch throwing strikes but missing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mcfacepunch missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mcfacepunch stops Parker from standing up.
Parker avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Mcfacepunch throwing strikes from guard but Parker blocks nicely.
Mcfacepunch throwing strikes from guard but Parker blocks nicely.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from Mcfacepunch tenderised Parker's leg. Parker is trying to keep his angry face on.
Parker looks for a takedown but Mcfacepunch sprawls well.
Mcfacepunch motions for Parker to come forward. Mcfacepunch throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Parker lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Parker with a nice cross.
Parker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mcfacepunch uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Parker.
Corey Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker moves away from the strike by Mcfacepunch.
Parker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mcfacepunch walks forward, straight into a front kick from Parker.
Mcfacepunch fails to land the takedown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Mcfacepunch swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

Parker closes the distance and clinches.
Good body shot from Parker.
Mcfacepunch looking to stall.
Mcfacepunch misses with the head strike.

Mcfacepunch pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Parker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mcfacepunch.
Jab by Parker.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Parker bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Parker working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut.
Parker misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Parker tries to score with some ground and pound. Mcfacepunch controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
You can see the frustration on Mcfacepunch's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Parker lands some shots froms side control.
Mcfacepunch tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Parker wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Parker throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Mcfacepunch might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch is looking for a sweep.
Parker tries to score with some ground and pound. Mcfacepunch controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Parker throws an elbow but Mcfacepunch slips to the side and avoids it well.
Mcfacepunch sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Parker thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Parker thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Mcfacepunch's head.
Mcfacepunch trying to control but Parker postures up.
Mcfacepunch tries to get to full guard but Parker has control of the leg.
Mcfacepunch is working hard here to advance position.
Mcfacepunch works his way to full guard. Good work.
Parker trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch wants to sweep but no luck.
Parker postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Parker postures up in Mcfacepunch's guard and throws a big left but Mcfacepunch blocks it.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Parker throws a hook but Mcfacepunch blocks it.
Parker chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mcfacepunch can pounce on him.
Mcfacepunch throws a shot from downtown. Parker moves away and avoids it.
Parker tries to counter with a clinch but Mcfacepunch shakes him off and moves away.

Parker gets a clinch.
A short left from Parker.

Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is getting worse.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Parker as Mcfacepunch tries to tie him up.
Mcfacepunch is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Parker's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Mcfacepunch lands with a left to the head.
Mcfacepunch blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
Mcfacepunch wants to break free but Parker has control.
Mcfacepunch misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Corey Parker showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Mcfacepunch gets tackled into the cage by Parker. Parker maintains the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
Parker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mcfacepunch wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Parker working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Parker misses with some punches.
Mcfacepunch tries to circle away but Parker has him pinned against the cage.
Parker misses with a punch to the body.
Parker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mcfacepunch backwards.
Mcfacepunch is trying to push Parker away but Parker has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A left hand lands to the body for Parker.
Parker scores with a shot to the side of Mcfacepunch's head.

Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Parker obliges.
Parker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parker cracks Mcfacepunch with a nice body shot.
Corey Parker seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Parker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Parker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mcfacepunch is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Parker gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Parker has a couple of punches blocked by Mcfacepunch.
Parker has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short left from Parker.
Mcfacepunch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker lands with a short shot to the head.
Parker throws a head punch that misses.
Parker lands a shoulder strike.
Parker lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Jeez, Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Still in the clinch, Parker scores with a nice short uppercut.
Parker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mcfacepunchs head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mcfacepunch.
Parker is working Mcfacepunch over against the cage.
Parker swings wildly with an uppercut but Mcfacepunch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parker misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mcfacepunch.
Parker tries to work over Mcfacepunch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Parker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mcfacepunch backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
Parker blocks an uppercut.
Parker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mcfacepunch tries to work over Parker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Parker fails to land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mcfacepunch is stalling here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Corey Parker!
Corey Parker took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Four Aces Nutrition for their support in the buildup to the fight.