PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Joe Baroni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kid Diddler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Baroni comes to the cage accompanied by Beastie Boys- Fight for your right. Kid Diddler looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Baroni
vs
Diddler

175 cm
29
155 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

200 cm
29
150 lbs
6 - 13 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joe Baroni!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kid Diddler!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Reed Andrews and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baroni fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

It looks like Kid Diddler has been cut.
Diddler looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Diddler cracks Baroni with a right hand to the side of the head.
Diddler misses with a jab, cross combination.
Baroni misses with a two punch combination.
Diddler blocks the body kick.
Diddler slips a jab and a cross from Baroni.
Baroni misses with a two punch combination.
A decent looking cross lands there for Baroni.

Diddler is rocked!
Baroni lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Diddler head around and knocks him out cold! Baroni hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Baroni!