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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sher Shah Suri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pitakaka has chosen my dick as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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212 lbs
39 - 20 - 1 |
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217 lbs
17 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
39 - 20 - 1, fighting out of London, Sher Shah Suri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Chris Saunders and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Pitakaka plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Pitakaka throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Pitakaka ducks under a wild hook from Suri.
Suri misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Suri moves out of range.
Suri appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Suri on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pitakaka. Pitakaka obviously looking to wear him down.
Pitakaka throws a front kick that sends Suri stumbling back into the cage.
Suri blocks the body kick.
Suri avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka scores with a leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pitakaka throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Suri counters with a nice uppercut.
Pitakaka's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Suri connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pitakaka scrambles back to his feet.
Pitakaka throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Suri throws a front kick aimed at Pitakaka's knee but Pitakaka avoids it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Suri misses with a head kick.
Suri works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick
and Suri counters with a leg kick.
Pitakaka throws a low kick, looking for Suri's leg but Suri calmly moves out of range.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Pitakaka tries to score with a low kick but Suri moves his leg out of the way.
Suri misses with a body kick.
Suri throws a shot to the body.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka connects with a high kick.
Suri avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick
and Suri counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Pitakaka lands with a thumping leg kick.
Suri takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Suri throws a body shot but no joy.
A head kick by Pitakaka misses
and Suri counters with a right hand to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Suri keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Suri misses the target.
Pitakaka checks a leg kick.
Pitakaka looks for the body kick but Suri saw that one coming.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Suri's head.
Pitakaka connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Suri's hands.
Pitakaka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Suri blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Suri feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Pitakaka avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Suri attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Pitakaka lands with a kick to the temple. Suri shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Suri blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Pitakaka throws a head kick but Suri moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka lands a nice leg kick that just misses Suri's sensitive parts.
Pitakaka is looking to score with low kicks.
A slow jab from Suri misses its intended target.
Pitakaka looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pitakaka lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Suri has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Suri and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick by Pitakaka misses
and Suri counters with a right hand to the body.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Suri.
A head kick misses from Pitakaka.
Suri throwing a counter right hand but Pitakaka manages to avoid it.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Suri lands an overhand right.
Pitakaka checks a leg kick nicely.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Suri misses with a low kick as Pitakaka jumps back.
Pitakaka looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Pitakaka throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Pitakaka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Suri moves out of range easily.
Suri lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Suri moves out of range easily.
Suri looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Suri throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Suri smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A head kick by Pitakaka misses
and Suri counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pitakaka, right into the meat.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Pitakaka.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pitakaka.
Suri lunges at Pitakaka with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Pitakaka's hand.
Pitakaka gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Suri counters with a lovely shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Suri thows a leg kick but Pitakaka checks it
and Pitakaka counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Nice body kick there by Suri.
Pitakaka looks winded!
Pitakaka tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Suri is able to avoid easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Elijah Pitakaka dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Pitakaka throws the kick towards the body but Suri avoids it.
Pitakaka throws a push kick but Suri slaps the foot to one side.
Suri swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Suri throws a jab when Pitakaka was well out of range.
Suri doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Suri throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pitakaka throws a sloppy head kick and Suri moves out of range easily.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
It looked like Suri was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick but Suri moved away.
Suri lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pitakaka at a distance.
Suri scores with a crisp jab that stopped Pitakaka in his tracks.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
Suri feinted there with a counter leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pitakaka goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Suri walks forward, straight into a front kick from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that misses.
Pitakaka misses with a head kick.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Suri might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Pitakaka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Suri appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Pitakaka is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Suri blocks a head kick by Pitakaka.
Suri jabs Pitakaka right on the nose. Pitakaka blinks but takes it well.
Suri avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Suri tried to counter with a leg kick but Pitakaka avoided it.
Pitakaka throws a lazy head kick
enabling Suri to counter with a crisp jab.
Pitakaka throws a low kick, looking for Suri's leg but Suri calmly moves out of range.
Suri ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pitakaka misses with a leg kick
and Suri finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Pitakaka needs to keep his hands up - Suri had a free shot at his head there.
Pitakaka checks a leg kick nicely.
Pitakaka swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Suri throws a leg kick which misses Pitakaka's front leg but catches the back leg as Pitakaka tries to avoid it.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Suri misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pitakaka avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pitakaka throws a wild body kick that Suri sees coming a mile off.
Suri lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Suri takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Suri circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Pitakaka drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Suri follows Pitakaka to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sher Shah Suri!
Sher Shah Suri decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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