PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Rubey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heinz Doofenshmirtz acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Rubey
vs
Doofenshmirtz

200 cm
26
270 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

190 cm
29
245 lbs
16 - 8 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Chris Rubey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 1, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rubey fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz throws the left hand but Rubey avoids the punch easily.
Rubey is looking for a counter combo.
Rubey stuffs the takedown attempt from Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz gets slowly back to his feet.
Good shot there by Doofenshmirtz.

It looks like Chris Rubey has been cut.
Rubey misses with a wild body shot.
Rubey is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a counter right but Rubey avoids it with no problem.
Doofenshmirtz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doofenshmirtz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rubey manages to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz tried to score with a low kick but Rubey checks it.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick but Rubey moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A big left from Rubey misses.
Rubey has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Rubey throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rubey throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
A swing and a miss from Rubey.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a left hand but Rubey moved out of range nicely.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range as Rubey strikes.
Doofenshmirtz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rubey.
Doofenshmirtz throws a fast counter high kick but Rubey manages to duck under it in time.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rubey throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Rubey throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Rubey checks it well.
Rubey showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Rubey has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Doofenshmirtz tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Rubey defends well and Doofenshmirtz ends up having to push Rubey into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Rubey swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Doofenshmirtz steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Rubey.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a jab to the body
and Rubey counters with a nice low kick that buckles Doofenshmirtz's knee momentarily.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Rubey takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Doofenshmirtz staying out of range there.
Rubey slips a jab and a cross from Doofenshmirtz.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice uppercut lands for Rubey. That snapped Doofenshmirtz's head back.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick that knocks Rubey off balance momentarily.

Doofenshmirtz shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Rubey keeping full guard, as Doofenshmirtz tries to pass.
Doofenshmirtz wants to control from the top but Rubey keeps moving.
Rubey is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Rubey is on top in guard.

Doofenshmirtz looking to hit a scissor sweep but Rubey is one step ahead there.

Doofenshmirtz escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Rubey gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Rubey accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Doofenshmirtz working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Rubey has passed into half guard!
Doofenshmirtz is trying to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Doofenshmirtz has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Rubey escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Rubey!
Rubey working the ground and pound.
Rubey working the body and head with strikes.
Doofenshmirtz tries to buck Rubey off but Rubey is having none of it.
Doofenshmirtz gets back to half guard.
Rubey lands strikes from half guard.
Doofenshmirtz wants to improve his position but Rubey is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rubey takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chris Rubey dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chris Rubey's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Doofenshmirtz throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rubey connects with a right hand. Doofenshmirtz shakes it off.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rubey tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz was well out of range. Poor timing from Rubey.
Doofenshmirtz flicks out a counter leg kick but Rubey steps away.
Rubey scores with a jab to the head.
Nice uppercut there from Rubey.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a leg kick.
Rubey looks to throw the jab but Doofenshmirtz is out of range.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab to the body.
Rubey swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rubey throws a right hand that Doofenshmirtz ducks under and follows up with a left that Doofenshmirtz also avoids with ease.
Doofenshmirtz throws a jab but it's blocked by Rubey.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a leg kick but Rubey moves out of range and Doofenshmirtz only half commits.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight right.
Rubey swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Doofenshmirtz takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Doofenshmirtz is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Rubey lands with a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a leg kick but Rubey moves out of range and Doofenshmirtz only half commits.
Doofenshmirtz throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rubey.
Rubey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doofenshmirtz.
Rubey backing away here, and Doofenshmirtz unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Rubey fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Doofenshmirtz darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Rubey cracks a nice hook into Doofenshmirtz's ribs.
Doofenshmirtz on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rubey. Rubey obviously looking to wear him down.
Rubey bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rubey digs a good hook to Doofenshmirtz's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz tries a head kick but it misses.
Rubey fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Rubey missing with a left hand there. Doofenshmirtz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rubey has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Rubey misses with a head kick.
Rubey throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nice defenses there by Rubey.
Rubey checks a leg kick nicely.
Rubey ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
A low kick from Doofenshmirtz is predictable there
and Doofenshmirtz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rubey connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
An inside leg kick from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Doofenshmirtz lands a front kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz thuds a left hand into Rubey's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rubey looks to land a body kick but Doofenshmirtz moved away.
Rubey dips to his left and cracks Doofenshmirtz with an uppercut!
Doofenshmirtz pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Rubey back to the cage. Doofenshmirtz follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Doofenshmirtz walks forward, straight into a front kick from Rubey.
Rubey throws a looping overhand right but Doofenshmirtz ducks down to avoid it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Rubey motions for Doofenshmirtz to come forward. Rubey throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Rubey misses with a body shot
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a low kick, right behind Rubey 's knee.
Rubey avoids the body shot from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz wants to land a leg kick but Rubey is out of range.
Rubey throws a big shot that misses.
Doofenshmirtz feints a counter leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rubey.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz jabs Rubey to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Rubey takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rubey takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Doofenshmirtz defending well as Rubey loads up on a big left hand.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big shot that misses.

Rubey gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Doofenshmirtz with a flurry of punches that miss.
Rubey tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Doofenshmirtz throwing strikes from guard but Rubey blocks nicely.

Rubey had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Doofenshmirtz defends it easily.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Chris Rubey will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Chris Rubey's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Doofenshmirtz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Rubey throws a nice looking combination but Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Doofenshmirtz throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Doofenshmirtz tries a low kick but Rubey avoids it.
Rubey is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Rubey throws a shot from downtown. Doofenshmirtz moves away and avoids it.
Rubey scores with a shot to the body.
Rubey throws a leg kick that misses.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an uppercut
letting Rubey counter with a right hand.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a leg kick but Rubey saw it coming and moves away.
Doofenshmirtz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rubey manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jab from Rubey.
Doofenshmirtz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rubey.
Doofenshmirtz lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Rubey scores with a sloppy right hand. Doofenshmirtz should have avoided that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rubey loads up on a big right hand but Doofenshmirtz slips the punch.
A low kick from Doofenshmirtz misses
and Rubey counters with a stiff right hand.
Rubey keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Rubey looks to throw the jab but Doofenshmirtz is out of range.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice looking combination but Rubey bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rubey is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Rubey's calf.
Doofenshmirtz tried to score with a low kick but Rubey checks it.
Rubey checks a leg kick nicely.
Rubey looks to score with a jab to the body but Doofenshmirtz is just out of range.
Chris Rubey is winning the standup battle so far.
Rubey throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range as Rubey strikes.
Rubey scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Doofenshmirtz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rubey.
Rubey throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body punch
enabling Rubey to counter with a crisp jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Rubey misses the target.
Doofenshmirtz fails to land the takedown.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick as Rubey jumps back.
Rubey connects with a body shot that sends Doofenshmirtz's belly button to the back.
Rubey lunges at Doofenshmirtz with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Doofenshmirtz's hand.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a kick to the midsection.
Doofenshmirtz connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
That kick from Rubey tenderised Doofenshmirtz's leg. Doofenshmirtz is trying to keep his angry face on.
Rubey lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Doofenshmirtz fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Rubey is out of range.
Rubey half committed to a counter leg kick.
Rubey takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Rubey, right into the meat.
Doofenshmirtz walks into a straight right hand from Rubey.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a leg kick but Rubey saw it coming and moves away.
Doofenshmirtz pivots, looking for a leg kick but Rubey is out of range and Doofenshmirtz settles back down.
Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A nice inside leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. That's going to slow Rubey down.
A swing and a miss from Rubey.
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and Rubey moves out of range easily.
Rubey lands a head shot.
A jab from Rubey does it's job there.

Doofenshmirtz is rocked!
Rubey walks into a straight right hand from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz is still on wobbly legs! Can Rubey finish him?
Rubey throws the left hand but Doofenshmirtz avoids the punch easily.
Doofenshmirtz seems to have recovered his senses.
Doofenshmirtz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Rubey. That did some damage!
Rubey changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Doofenshmirtz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rubey looking to land some kicks to the body here.

Oooh a lovely combination from Rubey sends Doofenshmirtz down but not out. Rubey dives into side control looking to finish.
Rubey in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Doofenshmirtz looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Rubey turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chris Rubey!
A relieved looking Chris Rubey thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.