PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Nobody Nobody. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Jong
vs
Lesnar

195 cm
33
290 lbs
30 - 14 - 0

191 cm
31
265 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Tokyo United Fightwear
GREEN!160

Project Mayhem
BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kim Jong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Darius Henderson and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jong misses with a lunging right hand

and Lesnar counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Lesnar.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

Jong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lesnar can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Jong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Lesnar postures up and lands a big shot to Jong's brow.
Lesnar with a flurry of punches that miss.
Lesnar works over Jong with some ground and pound from guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Lesnar's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Lesnar avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Lesnar has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Jong working for a triangle but Lesnar defends it easily.
Lesnar wants to control from the top but Jong keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar chips away with some ground and pound.
Lesnar lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Jong has momentary wrist control but Lesnar slips an elbow through the middle.
Jong has momentary wrist control but Lesnar slips an elbow through the middle.
Lesnar is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lesnar with a nice head shot there.
Lesnar is working Jong over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

Jong is rocked!
Lesnar stands up over Jong, holding on to his feet. Lesnar throws the legs to one side and dives in with a huge shot that lands flush on the chin! Jong is out cold! Lesnar lands a couple more shots and the ref tackles him out of the way! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Brock Lesnar!
A very excited looking Brock Lesnar made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.