PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mitzi Glozman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mitzi Glozman will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Bloonkers
vs
Glozman

207 cm
27
270 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

193 cm
20
275 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Good kicks
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mitzi Glozman!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Frank Dennis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Glozman cracks Bloonkers with a right hand to the side of the head.
Glozman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bloonkers lands with a kick to the ribs.
Glozman lands with a hook. Bloonkers tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bloonkers takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bloonkers closes the distance and clinches up with Glozman, looking for a takedown. Bloonkers pushes Glozman against the cage but Glozman circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Glozman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Glozman throws the left hand but Bloonkers avoids the punch easily.
Bloonkers throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Glozman.

It looks like Mitzi Glozman has been cut.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Glozman's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Glozman duly obliges.

It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bloonkers gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bloonkers fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Glozman jabs Bloonkers right on the nose. Bloonkers blinks but takes it well.
Sloppy strikes from Glozman. Those never looked like landing.
Bloonkers quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Bloonkers shoots in for a takedown but Glozman shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Glozman forces Bloonkers back against the cage and clinches.
Glozman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bloonkers avoids it.
Glozman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Glozman.
Bloonkers is breathing heavily.
Bloonkers blocks an uppercut.
Glozman lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bloonkers is trying to break the clinch but Glozman is controlling him.
Bloonkers working hard to break the clinch.
Glozman pushes Bloonkers back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Glozman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Bloonkers is rocked!
Bloonkers is working for takedown but Glozman is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Barbie Bloonkers. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Glozman pushes Bloonkers back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Oh Bloonkers is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Glozman scores with a knee to the head.
Glozman lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Bloonkers to his knees! Glozman keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mitzi Glozman!
In his post fight interview, Mitzi Glozman started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
In defeat, Barbie Bloonkers stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'm gay.'.