PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dieter Von Sprockets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmie Craig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Sprockets comes to the ring accompanied by Rolling Stones- Monkey Man. Dieter Von Sprockets has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Von Sprockets
vs
Craig

192 cm
28
221 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

190 cm
28
215 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

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Big Bear Nutrition 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dieter Von Sprockets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jimmie Craig!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, John Kavanagh and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Sprockets turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Craig misses with a looping left.
Von Sprockets tries to counter with a takedown but Craig is quick to defend against it.
A slow jab from Craig misses its intended target.
A head kick misses from Von Sprockets.
Von Sprockets throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Craig fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Von Sprockets manages to avoid it.
A jab from Craig misses.
Some wild striking there from Craig.
Craig throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Craig throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Von Sprockets. That's going to slow Craig down.
Von Sprockets takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Von Sprockets takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Von Sprockets throws a chopping leg kick but Craig manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Sloppy strikes from Craig. Those never looked like landing.
Von Sprockets changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Craig checks a low kick from Von Sprockets.
Craig throws out a counter right but Von Sprockets avoids it with no problem.
Von Sprockets checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Craig throws a series of punches but Von Sprockets moves out of range.
Von Sprockets misses the shot to the body.
Craig scores with a body shot.
Craig fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Von Sprockets checks it well.
Craig tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Von Sprockets throws a body kick that misses.
Craig scores with a jab to the head.
Craig misses with a few strikes there.
Craig cracks Von Sprockets with a good jab.
Von Sprockets scores with a kick to the body.
Von Sprockets ducks under a wild hook from Craig.
Von Sprockets tries to counter with a takedown but Craig is quick to defend against it.
Von Sprockets has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Craig wants to slow Von Sprockets down by chopping away at his legs.
Craig lands a leg kick that knocks Von Sprockets off balance momentarily.
Von Sprockets throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Sprockets misses with a wild body shot.
Craig misses with a double jab.
Craig fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Von Sprockets looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Craig misses with a lunging right hand
and Von Sprockets counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Craig lands a jab to Von Sprockets's midsection.
Craig looks to land a combination but Von Sprockets avoids it well.
Craig throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Von Sprockets.
Von Sprockets checks a low kick from Craig.
Von Sprockets gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jimmie Craig seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Craig lands a nice hook to Von Sprockets's body. Von Sprockets takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Craig lands a two punch combo.
Craig misses with a double jab.
Craig connects with a body shot.
Craig misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Sprockets misses with a kick to the body.
That kick from Von Sprockets tenderised Craig's leg. Craig is trying to keep his angry face on.
Craig darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Craig lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Von Sprockets avoids the body shot from Craig.
Craig bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Von Sprockets's head.
Craig pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Craig takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Craig checks a leg kick.
Von Sprockets misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Craig pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Craig misses with a body shot.
Craig pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Von Sprockets is looking to counter with a body kick.
Craig lands with a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Sprockets takes one on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Sprockets gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Craig throws a 1-2 combo that connects squarely on Von Sprockets's jaw, knocking him onto his back! Craig dives in looking to finish as Von Sprockets flails his arms in a desperate attempt to block Craig's strikes! Craig is raining down hammerfists and the ref stops it! Von Sprockets's desperate flailing just didn't constitute intelligent defence. Some people will probably question the ref's decision but Von Sprockets was definitely hurt and the ref saved him from taking unnecessary punishment. A fighter's safety is paramount in this sport.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jimmie Craig!
A very excited looking Jimmie Craig made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Dieter Von Sprockets was interviewed post fight and said 'Eist bin schvindled again!!!'.