PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Marcus Hand Grenade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fook Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Hand Grenade
vs
Man

173 cm
27
180 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

180 cm
20
175 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marcus Hand Grenade!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fook Man!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hand Grenade throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Man.
Man moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

Man clinches with his opponent.
Man has Hand Grenade pressed against the cage, preventing Hand Grenade from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Hand Grenade is trying to break the clinch but Man is controlling him.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hand Grenade.
Man fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Man.
The referee is keeping an eye on Man - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Hand Grenade wants to break the clinch but can't.
A frustrated look appears on Hand Grenade's face as he tries to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Man's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Man throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Hand Grenade on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Hand Grenade misses with a double jab.
Man throws a big counter head kick but Hand Grenade avoids it with no problem.
Hand Grenade just misses with a punch to the body.
Man has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Hand Grenade is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Man thuds his shin into the meat of Hand Grenade's side.
We've been told by Hand Grenade's head coaches at V Elite Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man misses with a leg kick.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hand Grenade misses with a straight left.
Man has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

It looks like Fook Man has been cut.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Hand Grenade crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Man - the referee stops the clock and Hand Grenade gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Man. Hand Grenade manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
An inside leg kick lands from Man.
Man throws a head kick that half lands.
A nice leg kick lands there from Man.
Nice body kick there by Man.
Hand Grenade throws a hook but Man blocks it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hand Grenade misses the shot to the body.
Man tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Man lands a nice looking body kick.
Hand Grenade is breathing heavily.
Hand Grenade is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Man.
Hand Grenade keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man throws the left hand but Hand Grenade avoids the punch easily.
Hand Grenade appears to be looking for a big counter.
Hand Grenade misses with a wild combination.
Hand Grenade misses with a few strikes there.
Hand Grenade takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
A slow jab from Hand Grenade misses its intended target.
Man was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Man scores with a spinning back kick!
Hand Grenade drops his hands momentarily and Man takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Man lands with a nice combination. Hand Grenade backs away looking to recover.

Hand Grenade is rocked!
Hand Grenade circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Man. Hand Grenade falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fook Man!
An out of breath Fook Man thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.