PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Seymour Vajina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yasir Sakeer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Vajina
vs
Sakeer

215 cm
25
266 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
19
220 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Seymour Vajina!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Yasir Sakeer!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Bart Greer and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vajina shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Sakeer as he jumps to the side.
Sakeer is looking to land body kicks.
Sakeer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Vajina gets a double leg takedown into Sakeer's guard.
Sakeer wants to stand but Vajina is controlling the position.
Vajina postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sakeer is looking to stand up but Vajina isn't so interested in that idea.
Vajina is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sakeer is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Sakeer is on top in guard.

Sakeer gets to his feet. Vajina looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Sakeer shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Vajina sprawls well. Vajina wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Sakeer gets slowly back to his feet.

Vajina gets a takedown into half guard.
Vajina tries to stand but can't do so whilst Sakeer controls his leg.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sakeer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Sakeer is trying to control but can't.
Vajina is controlling the pace.
Sakeer blocking the ground and pound attempt from Vajina.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vajina passes to full mount!
Vajina landing strikes from the mount.
Vajina controlling the position easily from mount.

Vajina working for a submission but Sakeer is keeping him at bay.
Sakeer wants to hold on but Vajina pushes him away.
Vajina looking to finish Sakeer with some ground and pound. This is bad for Sakeer!
Sakeer tries to reverse the position but Vajina maintains control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vajina in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Sakeer is just holding on here. Vajina manages to take his back.
Sakeer is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Vajina.
Sakeer tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Vajina trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Sakeer regains half guard.
Sakeer looks winded!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Vajina is trying to control the action in half guard but Sakeer is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Seymour Vajina dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Vajina tries to score a power double leg takedown but Sakeer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Vajina somewhat.
Sakeer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vajina.
Vajina misses with a takedown attempt - Sakeer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Sakeer swats away the attempt to clinch by Vajina.
Vajina misses with a takedown attempt - Sakeer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Seymour Vajina. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vajina keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vajina tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Sakeer swivels and escapes.
Sakeer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Sakeer moves in looking to clinch but Vajina pushes him off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sakeer has a takedown stuffed.
Vajina fails with a takedown attempt.
And Sakeer tries to counter it with a takedown but Vajina pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Sakeer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Vajina swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Vajina fails with an attempt to clinch.
Vajina tries to close the distance and clinch but Sakeer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sakeer fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Vajina misses with a takedown attempt - Sakeer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Vajina avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Vajina dives in and scores a takedown into Sakeer's guard.
Vajina trying to control but Sakeer is working from the bottom.
Sakeer pulls Vajina in close to his closed guard and prevents Vajina from doing any damage or advancing position.
Sakeer is trying to keep Vajina in close.
Sakeer striking off his back but it's not causing Vajina any problems.

Vajina postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Sakeer is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Vajina, into his guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vajina looking for a sweep. Not yet Vajina, not yet.

Sakeer is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Vajina looking for a guillotine here but Sakeer defends easily.
Sakeer looking to pass the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Vajina looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Vajina trying to control the position.
Vajina can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Sakeer controls the pace.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sakeer trying to control but Vajina is working from the bottom.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Yasir Sakeer will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Sakeer jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Vajina tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sakeer changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Sakeer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Vajina fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Sakeer avoids it really well and circles away.
Nice takedown defense from Vajina. No joy for Sakeer on that attempt.

Sakeer scores with a takedown into Vajina's guard.
Vajina will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vajina looking for a sweep. Not yet Vajina, not yet.

Vajina isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Sakeer stacks Vajina on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Sakeer!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Sakeer tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Sakeer has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Sakeer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Vajina regains half guard.
Vajina is pressing down on Sakeer's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Sakeer stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Vajina swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Sakeer wants to control from the top but Vajina keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Sakeer stays in close to Vajina's body and controls the position.
Vajina pulls Sakeer in to control the position.
Vajina not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Vajina is adopting a defensive guard.
Vajina looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Vajina lands with a nice combination. Sakeer backs away looking to recover.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Vajina shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Sakeer is looking to get back to full guard here but Vajina has managed to pass to side control instead.
Sakeer can't do much from the bottom here.
Vajina advances to full mount.
Sakeer reaches up to try and control the position but Vajina seems to have an arm triangle now! Uh oh! Sakeer rolls and tries to escape and now Vajina has his back!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vajina just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Seymour Vajina overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Vajina looking for the choke from the back.
Sakeer is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Vajina has good solid back control here.
Vajina struggling to keep hold of the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Sakeer preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Vajina.
Sakeer trying to control the hands but Vajina breaks the grip.

And that's the end of the fight!
Seymour Vajina showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Vajina has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 29:28
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Seymour Vajina!