PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mack Daddy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uthe Haas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Haas has chosen 2cztery7 - Rozpoznaj as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Daddy
vs
Haas

165 cm
23
142 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

174 cm
23
160 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mack Daddy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Uthe Haas!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Paul Gruel and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haas thumps Daddy with a low kick.
Daddy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Haas's hands.
Daddy swings for the body but Haas moves out of range.
Daddy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Daddy throwing a counter right hand but Haas manages to avoid it.
Good work by Daddy as he checks the leg kick.
Daddy is looking to counter punch.
Haas shoots in looking for a takedown. Daddy tries to sprawl out of it but Haas keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Daddy manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Haas, right into the meat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Daddy throws a shot from downtown. Haas moves away and avoids it.
Daddy blocks a low kick nicely.
Daddy is looking to counter punch.
Daddy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Daddy has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Cave Fighting Team in the buildup to the fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Haas lands with a shot to the body.
Haas throws a head kick that half lands.
Haas will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Daddy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Haas moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Daddy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Haas feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Daddy's calf.
Daddy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Daddy slips under a jab from Haas.
Haas walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Daddy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Haas tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Daddy is able to avoid easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Haas throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Daddy misses the target.
Haas pivots, looking for a leg kick but Daddy is out of range and Haas settles back down.
Daddy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Haas looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Daddy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Haas.
Haas takes a swing at Daddy's ribcage but misses.
Haas ducks under a wild hook from Daddy.
Daddy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Haas was well out of range. Poor timing from Daddy.
Haas throws out a powerful jab.
Daddy checks a low kick from Haas.
Daddy misses with a looping right.
Haas tests Daddy's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Daddy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uthe Haas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Daddy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Haas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Daddy throws a right and a left that Haas avoids nicely.
Haas will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Haas scores with a leg kick.
Haas has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Haas throws a leg kick but Daddy sees it coming and moves out of range.
It looked like Daddy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Daddy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Daddy throws a hook but Haas avoids it easily.
Haas feints the counter takedown.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Haas tests Daddy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Haas lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Daddy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Daddy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Daddy moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Haas is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Daddy.
Haas throws a leg kick
and Daddy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Haas tries to land a front kick but Daddy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Haas looks to throw a body kick
letting Daddy counter with a right hand.
Haas tried to score with a low kick but Daddy checks it.
Daddy defending well as Haas loads up on a big left hand.
Haas throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Haas moves out of range as Daddy strikes.
Nice uppercut there from Haas.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uthe Haas dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A leg kick checked by Daddy.
Haas throws a hook but Daddy avoids it easily.
Daddy is looking to counter punch.
Daddy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Haas throws a sloppy head kick and Daddy moves out of range easily.
Daddy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A lazy body kick from Haas
letting Daddy counter with a right hand.
Haas throws a solid leg kick but Daddy takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Haas.
Haas connects with a jab.
Daddy has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Haas.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haas misses with the body kick
and Daddy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Daddy looks to throw the jab but Haas is out of range.
Haas replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Daddy blocks it well.

Haas manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Daddy on his heels. He'll look to pass Daddy's guard now, I'm sure.
Daddy wants to stand but Haas is controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Daddy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Haas.
Haas wants to control from the top but Daddy keeps moving.
Daddy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Daddy wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Haas manages to pass to side control.
Haas takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Daddy is looking to escape.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Haas - that will leave a mark!
Daddy throws a hook but Haas avoids it easily.
Daddy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Haas. Haas obviously looking to wear him down.
Haas swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Daddy.
A swing and a miss from Haas.
Daddy was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Daddy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A slow jab from Daddy misses its intended target.
Daddy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Haas swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Mack Daddy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Daddy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Haas's hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haas pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Haas displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Daddy throws out the jab.
Haas pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Daddy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Daddy is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Haas misses with a wild combination.
Daddy swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Haas throws a nice inside leg kick.
Daddy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Haas.
Haas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Daddy was well out of range. Poor timing from Haas.
It looked like Daddy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Haas lands with a kick to the ribs.
Daddy walks into a left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Daddy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Haas takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

Daddy is rocked!
Haas fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Daddy square on the jaw! Damn, Daddy is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Uthe Haas!
After the fight, Uthe Haas was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.