PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Algot Von Panzerhosen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dante Cross Furia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Panzerhosen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Klamydia - Pohjanmaalla. Cross Furia comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Vivaldi's Winter kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Von Panzerhosen
vs
Cross Furia

183 cm
25
217 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

209 cm
24
276 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Algot Von Panzerhosen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dante Cross Furia!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Radbod Blank and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Panzerhosen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Von Panzerhosen throws a head kick that misses.
Cross Furia misses with an uppercut. Von Panzerhosen saw that one coming.
Cross Furia misses the shot to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cross Furia darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cross Furia slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Cross Furia takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Von Panzerhosen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cross Furia let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A slow jab from Cross Furia misses its intended target.
Von Panzerhosen takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cross Furia scores with a body shot.
Cross Furia missing with a left hand there. Von Panzerhosen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cross Furia cracks Von Panzerhosen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

It looks like Algot Von Panzerhosen has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cross Furia blocks a head kick by Von Panzerhosen.
Von Panzerhosen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cross Furia listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Cross Furia finds it's way through Von Panzerhosen's defenses.
Cross Furia misses with a hook. Von Panzerhosen ducked under it nicely.
Von Panzerhosen looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Cross Furia throws a front kick that sends Von Panzerhosen stumbling back into the cage.
Von Panzerhosen misses with a low kick as Cross Furia jumps back.
Cross Furia swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Von Panzerhosen avoids the body shot from Cross Furia.
Von Panzerhosen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cross Furia moves into range and connects with a jab.
Von Panzerhosen on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Von Panzerhosen tries to land a front kick but Cross Furia steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Von Panzerhosen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cross Furia manages to avoid it.
Von Panzerhosen throws a sloppy head kick and Cross Furia moves out of range easily.
Cross Furia looks to land a left hand but Von Panzerhosen moved out of range nicely.
Cross Furia throws an overhand right that lands on Von Panzerhosen's shoulder, as Von Panzerhosen tries to avoid the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cross Furia misses with a lunging right hand
and Von Panzerhosen counters with an inside leg kick.
Cross Furia ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cross Furia checks a leg kick.
Cross Furia throws a predictable looking body shot
and Von Panzerhosen counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Von Panzerhosen tries a head kick but it misses.
Cross Furia misses with an uppercut
and Von Panzerhosen counters with a nice uppercut.
Von Panzerhosen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Cross Furia. That snapped Von Panzerhosen's head back.
Cross Furia darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Von Panzerhosen tries to move into range but Cross Furia moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Von Panzerhosen throws a looping overhand right but Cross Furia ducks down to avoid it.
Von Panzerhosen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Cross Furia dips to his left and cracks Von Panzerhosen with an uppercut!

Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut is getting worse.
Von Panzerhosen slips a jab from Cross Furia.
Cross Furia lands the left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Panzerhosen connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Von Panzerhosen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Von Panzerhosen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cross Furia throws a hook to the side of Von Panzerhosen's head but Von Panzerhosen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A jab from Cross Furia does it's job there.
Cross Furia takes a swing at Von Panzerhosen's ribcage but misses.
Cross Furia doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cross Furia is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Von Panzerhosen had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Von Panzerhosen moves away from the strike by Cross Furia.
Cross Furia throws out a loose jab but Von Panzerhosen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cross Furia misses with an uppercut.
Von Panzerhosen tries to clinch but Cross Furia is having none of it.
Cross Furia looks to score with a jab to the body but Von Panzerhosen is just out of range.
A head kick misses from Cross Furia.
Cross Furia swings widly with a right hand
and Von Panzerhosen counters with a straight right hand.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Von Panzerhosen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cross Furia missing with a left hand there. Von Panzerhosen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cross Furia lands a slapping body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cross Furia misses with a hook.
Von Panzerhosen scores with a leg kick.
A jab lands there for Cross Furia.
Von Panzerhosen connects with an inside leg kick.
Von Panzerhosen slips under a jab.
Von Panzerhosen lands a really nice looking cross but Cross Furia seems unphased.
Cross Furia throws a shot from downtown. Von Panzerhosen moves away and avoids it.
Good exchange - Cross Furia coming out on top.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Von Panzerhosen misses with a kick to the body.
Von Panzerhosen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cross Furia.
Dante Cross Furia seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cross Furia throws the left hand but Von Panzerhosen avoids the punch easily.
Cross Furia jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dante Cross Furia dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Von Panzerhosen clinches.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Von Panzerhosen might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Cross Furia lands a right hand.
Von Panzerhosen with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Dante Cross Furia has been cut.
A short left from Cross Furia.
Cross Furia throws a head punch that misses.
Cross Furia controlling the action here for a moment.
Cross Furia blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cross Furia scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cross Furia swings wildly with an uppercut but Von Panzerhosen uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cross Furia misses with some punches.
Cross Furia makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Cross Furia.

Von Panzerhosen is rocked!

Algot Von Panzerhosen's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A hook to the body from Cross Furia.
Oh Von Panzerhosen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cross Furia has a couple of punches blocked by Von Panzerhosen.
Von Panzerhosen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Von Panzerhosen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cross Furia fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Von Panzerhosen looking to throw knees to the head but Cross Furia is blocking nicely.
Cross Furia misses with a short punch on the inside.
Von Panzerhosen seems to have got his legs back now.
Cross Furia pushes Von Panzerhosen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cross Furia dips a shoulder and cracks Von Panzerhosen with a mighty uppercut! Von Panzerhosen falls back against the cage and Cross Furia unloads with a barrage of strikes! Von Panzerhosen is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Cross Furia screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dante Cross Furia!
Dante Cross Furia decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.