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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Piotr Rokicki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rokicki's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Survivor - Eye of the Tiger. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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200 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Piotr Rokicki!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rokicki fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Rottencrotch.
Rokicki looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rokicki ducks under a wild hook from Rottencrotch.
Rokicki pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rottencrotch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rokicki sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rottencrotch connects with the punch.
It looks like Piotr Rokicki has been cut.
Rokicki will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Rokicki is looking to slow Rottencrotch down with leg kicks.
Rottencrotch avoids the body shot from Rokicki.
Rottencrotch swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Rokicki goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A jab from Rottencrotch does it's job there.
Rottencrotch sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A shot to the liver by Rokicki. Beautiful body shot.
Rottencrotch throws a lazy uppercut
and Rokicki counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Rottencrotch thinking.
A head kick by Rottencrotch misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Rottencrotch fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rokicki throws a body shot but no joy.
Rokicki with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Rokicki throws the kick towards the body but Rottencrotch avoids it.
Rottencrotch lands a jab-cross combination.
Rottencrotch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Rokicki misses with an uppercut.
Rokicki tries to land a body kick
and Rottencrotch counters with a nice body kick.
Rottencrotch blocks a leg kick.
Rottencrotch is looking for the big counter here.
A lazy left from Rottencrotch finds it's target.
Rottencrotch tries a head kick but it misses.
Rottencrotch moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice shot by Rokicki.
Rottencrotch scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rokicki throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Rottencrotch scores with a head kick. Rokicki tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Rokicki lands a nice shot that snaps Rottencrotch's head back.
Rottencrotch tries to bum rush Rokicki with a series of wild strikes but Rokicki uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rottencrotch takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
An inside leg kick from Rokicki misses.
Rokicki ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rottencrotch moves away.
Rottencrotch thinks about the counter body kick.
Rottencrotch misses with an uppercut.
Rokicki rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rottencrotch moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rottencrotch throws a body shot but no joy.
Rokicki appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rokicki.
Rottencrotch takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A left lands for Rokicki.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch throws a half hearted mid kick.
A left and a right from Rottencrotch both land. Nice combination.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Piotr Rokicki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Rottencrotch.
Rokicki fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook. Rokicki ducked under it nicely.
Rottencrotch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rottencrotch looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Rottencrotch tries to land a front kick but Rokicki steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Rokicki takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Piotr Rokicki's cut is getting worse.
Rottencrotch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rokicki.
Rokicki is looking to slow Rottencrotch down with leg kicks.
Rokicki looks to land a left hand but Rottencrotch moved out of range nicely.
As Rokicki backs off Rottencrotch throws a huge counter combo but Rokicki manages to avoid it all.
Rottencrotch takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Rottencrotch raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rottencrotch drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Rokicki connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rottencrotch. Rottencrotch circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Rottencrotch has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rokicki.
Rottencrotch lands a jab to Rokicki's midsection.
Rottencrotch walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Rokicki ducks under a wild hook from Rottencrotch.
Rokicki looks to land a body kick but Rottencrotch moved away.
Decent striking displayed by Rokicki there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A punch combination from Rottencrotch misses.
Rokicki misses with an uppercut. Rottencrotch saw that one coming.
Rokicki lands a jab to Rottencrotch's midsection.
Rottencrotch moves into range and clinches up with Rokicki.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Piotr Rokicki dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Piotr Rokicki's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Rokicki misses with a wild body shot.
Rokicki fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rottencrotch looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Rokicki jabs at Rottencrotch's body.
Rokicki lands the left hand.
Rokicki works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Rokicki throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Rottencrotch.
Rokicki throws a body punch but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Rokicki walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Rottencrotch checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Rokicki feints and then cracks Rottencrotch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rottencrotch down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rottencrotch's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Rokicki connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Rottencrotch scrambles back to his feet.
Rottencrotch pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rokicki keeps Rottencrotch at a distance using the push kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch misses with an uppercut. Rokicki saw that one coming.
Rokicki lunges at Rottencrotch with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rottencrotch's hand.
Rokicki lands a jab to Rottencrotch's midsection.
Rokicki is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rottencrotch can do to turn this around?
Rokicki fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Rottencrotch slips a jab from Rokicki.
Rokicki ducks under a wild hook from Rottencrotch.
Rokicki looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Rottencrotch might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Rokicki has got the better of the exchanges.
Rokicki uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch moves away from the strike by Rokicki.
Rottencrotch throws a fast counter high kick but Rokicki manages to duck under it in time.
Rokicki looks for the body kick but Rottencrotch saw that one coming.
A big left from Rottencrotch misses.
Rokicki uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Rokicki looks to land a body kick but Rottencrotch moved away.
It seemed like Rottencrotch was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rokicki looks to throw the jab but Rottencrotch is out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rokicki misses with a right hand
and Rottencrotch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Rottencrotch misses with a jab, cross combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rokicki punishes Rottencrotch's body with a nice straight punch.
Rokicki's jab looks to have found its range, popping Rottencrotch under the eye.
Rottencrotch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rokicki feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Rottencrotch's calf.
Rokicki darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Rokicki connects with the punch.
Rottencrotch finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Rottencrotch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rottencrotch throws a right and a left that Rokicki avoids nicely.
Rottencrotch throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Rokicki's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rokicki takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Rokicki throws a half hearted mid kick.
Rottencrotch throws a fast counter high kick but Rokicki manages to duck under it in time.
Rokicki just misses with a punch to the body.
Rokicki buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Rottencrotch's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Rokicki throws a leg kick but Rottencrotch sees it coming and moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rokicki.
Rottencrotch misses with a few strikes there.
Rottencrotch takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Rokicki throws a sloppy head kick and Rottencrotch moves out of range easily.
Rottencrotch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rokicki.
Rottencrotch connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rokicki momentarily.
Rokicki misses with a leg kick
and Rottencrotch counters with a nice uppercut.
Rokicki bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Rottencrotch's head backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rottencrotch shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Rokicki throws a leg kick which misses Rottencrotch's front leg but catches the back leg as Rottencrotch tries to avoid it.
Rottencrotch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rokicki throws out the jab.
Rottencrotch is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Rokicki.
Rottencrotch takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Rottencrotch looks to score with a jab to the body but Rokicki is just out of range.
Rokicki feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Rottencrotch's calf.
A head kick by Rottencrotch misses
enabling Rokicki to counter with a crisp jab.
Piotr Rokicki is winning the standup battle so far.
Rottencrotch takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rottencrotch has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Rokicki finds it's way round the side to connect with Rottencrotch's head.
Rottencrotch walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Rottencrotch is rocked!
Rokicki throws a leg kick which misses Rottencrotch's front leg but catches the back leg as Rottencrotch tries to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Piotr Rokicki dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Piotr Rokicki's cut.
That's time! Rokicki's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
A head kick misses from Rokicki.
Rokicki looks to land a body kick but Rottencrotch moved away.
Rottencrotch looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A combination from Rottencrotch does no damage.
Rokicki is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rottencrotch.
Rokicki throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rottencrotch.
Rokicki scores with a leg kick.
Rokicki throws a hook to the side of Rottencrotch's head but Rottencrotch sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A head kick misses from Rottencrotch.
Rokicki appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Rottencrotch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rokicki sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Rottencrotch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rottencrotch takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Rokicki throws a body punch but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
It seemed like Rottencrotch was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rottencrotch misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rokicki motions for Rottencrotch to come forward. Rokicki throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Rottencrotch takes one on the button.
The fighters circling - Rottencrotch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rokicki misses with a kick to the body
and Rottencrotch makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Rokicki throws the left hand but Rottencrotch avoids the punch easily.
Rottencrotch checks a leg kick nicely.
Rottencrotch is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Rokicki with a body shot.
Rokicki swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rokicki feints and then cracks Rottencrotch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rottencrotch down.
Rokicki throws a body punch but Rottencrotch moves out of range.
Rottencrotch lands a left and a right that send Rokicki crashing to the mat, dazed. Rottencrotch thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rottencrotch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rokicki.
Rokicki was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A chopping leg kick lands by Rokicki.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rokicki with a hook.
Rokicki scores with a nice right hand.
Rokicki looks to land a combination but Rottencrotch avoids it well.
Rokicki scores with a kick to the body.
Rottencrotch finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rokicki misses with an attempted mid kick.
Decent striking displayed by Rokicki there.
Rottencrotch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rokicki.
Rottencrotch has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Rokicki lands with a good body shot.
Rokicki connects with a right hand. Rottencrotch shakes it off.
Rokicki scores with a decent looking hook.
Rottencrotch is still on wobbly legs! Can Rokicki finish him?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rokicki stuns Rottencrotch with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Rokicki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rottencrotch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Rottencrotch seems to have recovered his senses.
Rokicki throws a good cross that connects.
Rokicki throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Rokicki lands a right hook to the body.
Rottencrotch showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rokicki.
Rokicki moves out of range of the strikes.
Rokicki throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rokicki lands with a cross.
Rokicki scores with a nice right hand.
Rottencrotch walks straight into a right hand from Rokicki - that's dropped him! Rokicki jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Rottencrotch from any more punishment! Rottencrotch complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Piotr Rokicki!
Piotr Rokicki is the new middleweight champion!
Piotr Rokicki seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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