PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zorba The Dancing Buddha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Sandman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dancing Buddha comes to the cage accompanied by Zorba Time. The key to victory for Zorba The Dancing Buddha has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

The Dancing Buddha
vs
Sandman

190 cm
23
212 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

180 cm
22
210 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Spartan Nutrition

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)
AnonymouS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zorba The Dancing Buddha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, The Sandman!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dancing Buddha displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Sandman.
Sandman scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Sandman fails with a takedown attempt.
The Dancing Buddha scores with a hook.
Sandman looks to score with a jab to the body but The Dancing Buddha is just out of range.
Sandman shoots and misses
and The Dancing Buddha counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Zorba The Dancing Buddha has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Sandman.
Sandman tests The Dancing Buddha's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - The Dancing Buddha throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sandman has his takedown stuffed
and The Dancing Buddha counters with a straight right hand.
Sandman closes this distance looking for a takedown but The Dancing Buddha circles away.
The Dancing Buddha looks to land a left hand but Sandman moved out of range nicely.
The Dancing Buddha jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sandman closes the distance and clinches up with The Dancing Buddha, looking for a takedown. Sandman pushes The Dancing Buddha against the cage but The Dancing Buddha circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Sandman takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Zorba The Dancing Buddha is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sandman throws an off balance right hand
and The Dancing Buddha makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Sandman throws a right hand that misses
letting The Dancing Buddha counter with a right hand.
Sandman doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling The Dancing Buddha to counter with a crisp jab.
The Sandman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sandman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sandman misses with a takedown
and The Dancing Buddha counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Sandman misses with an uppercut
and The Dancing Buddha counters with a stiff right hand.
The Dancing Buddha connects with a looping right hand.
Sandman has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Dancing Buddha.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Dancing Buddha connects with a nice cross there... Sandman is looking wobbly and The Dancing Buddha recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Sandman to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - The Dancing Buddha jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Zorba The Dancing Buddha!
Zorba The Dancing Buddha really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
In defeat, The Sandman stepped up to the mic, saying 'cunt was doped up'.