PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dean Sutherland Ill Esq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Humors Ant Farm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ant Farm has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Humors Ant Farm has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Sutherland Ill Esq
vs
Ant Farm

150 cm
18
130 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

150 cm
25
157 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dean Sutherland Ill Esq!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Humors Ant Farm!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Daniel Franklin and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ant Farm will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Ant Farm looks winded!
Sutherland Ill Esq shoots in but Ant Farm avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Sutherland Ill Esq throws a head kick that misses.
Ant Farm feints the counter takedown.
Ant Farm swats away the attempt to clinch by Sutherland Ill Esq.
Ant Farm with the counter takedown but Sutherland Ill Esq avoids it easily.
Sutherland Ill Esq shoots in for a takedown but Ant Farm shows good takedown defense.
Sutherland Ill Esq throws a combination that misses

and Ant Farm counters with a shoot takedown. Sutherland Ill Esq fights it but they end up in guard.
Sutherland Ill Esq looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ant Farm is one step ahead there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sutherland Ill Esq working a defensive guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ant Farm is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Sutherland Ill Esq keeping full guard, as Ant Farm tries to pass.
Ant Farm passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Sutherland Ill Esq tries to buck Ant Farm off but Ant Farm is having none of it.
Ant Farm is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Sutherland Ill Esq's shoulder. That is not cool.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Ant Farm is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Sutherland Ill Esq looks calm but he's in trouble here. Ant Farm gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Sutherland Ill Esq is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Ant Farm lets go of the hold and Sutherland Ill Esq can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Humors Ant Farm!