PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Onslaught Massacre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Moe Szyslak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Onslaught Massacre has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Massacre
vs
Szyslak

182 cm
25
162 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

177 cm
25
164 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Alpha Nutrition HIGHEST QUALITY ON THE ISLAND
Vikai Gear Island

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Onslaught Massacre!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Moe Szyslak!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Sandra Marshall and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Massacre.
Szyslak looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Massacre throws a series of strikes that have Szyslak backpedaling.
Szyslak takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Massacre throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A little jabbing left from Szyslak on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Massacre misses with a looping right.
Szyslak throws out a counter right but Massacre avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Massacre throws a predictable looking body shot
and Szyslak connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Szyslak misses with a left hand
and Massacre counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Massacre rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Szyslak moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Szyslak looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Szyslak steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Massacre.
Massacre lands a jab-cross combination.
Massacre misses with a body shot.
Massacre with a lazy takedown attempt
and Szyslak counters with a nice uppercut.
Massacre missing with a left hand there. Szyslak was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Szyslak let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Massacre falls off balance throwing a combination
and Szyslak counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Massacre just misses with a punch to the body.
Massacre tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Szyslak was well out of range. Poor timing from Massacre.
Massacre lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Szyslak backs up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Massacre misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Szyslak doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Massacre throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Szyslak stuffs the takedown attempt from Massacre. Massacre gets slowly back to his feet.
Massacre throws a right and a left that both miss.
Massacre ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Massacre looks for a takedown but Szyslak sprawls well.
Szyslak looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Onslaught Massacre. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Massacre gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Szyslak counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Szyslak showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Massacre.
Szyslak doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Massacre is looking to wear down Szyslak with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Massacre looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Szyslak is fending him off so far but Massacre persists. Nope, Szyslak circles away and we're back to standing.
Szyslak looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Massacre throws a predictable looking body shot
and Szyslak counters with a nice uppercut.
Massacre misses with a right hand
and Szyslak counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Massacre throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Szyslak looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Massacre ducks under a wild hook from Szyslak.
Massacre throws a body shot but no joy.
Massacre throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Szyslak counter with a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Szyslak on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Szyslak showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Massacre.
Massacre punishes Szyslak's body with a nice straight punch.
Szyslak keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Massacre with a lazy takedown attempt
and Massacre takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Massacre definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Szyslak might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Massacre with a poor takedown
and Szyslak counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice shot by Massacre.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Onslaught Massacre dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Massacre misses with a takedown attempt
and Szyslak counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from Massacre. Szyslak does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sloppy strikes from Massacre. Those never looked like landing.
Szyslak throws a counter combo.
Szyslak's coach down at THE GYM (20 Elite coaches on the Island !!!) was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Szyslak's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Massacre is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Szyslak can do to turn this around?
Szyslak throws a hook to the side of Massacre's head but Massacre sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Massacre jabs at Szyslak's body.
Szyslak jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Massacre fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A nice side step and Szyslak releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Massacre ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Szyslak moves away.
It seemed like Szyslak was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Onslaught Massacre is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Massacre misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Massacre shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Szyslak sprawls well. Szyslak wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Massacre gets slowly back to his feet.
Szyslak unleashes a big counter combination but Massacre bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Onslaught Massacre. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A looping hook to the body misses from Massacre. Szyslak does a little dance to reset his feet.
It seemed like Szyslak was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Massacre shoots for a double leg takedown but Szyslak sprawls well. He's pushed Massacre's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Massacre misses with a body punch
and Szyslak cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Massacre throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Szyslak.
A little jabbing left from Szyslak on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Szyslak throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Massacre.
Massacre fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Szyslak manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Massacre misses with a hook.
Szyslak throws a jab but it's blocked by Massacre.
Szyslak moves out of range of the strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Szyslak! But no joy.
Massacre uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Szyslak.
Massacre goes for a double leg but Szyslak avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Szyslak continues to drive forward.
A little jabbing left from Szyslak on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Massacre misses with a hook to the body
letting Szyslak counter with a right hand.
Massacre throws a right hand that misses
letting Szyslak counter with a right hand.
Massacre looks to score with a jab to the body but Szyslak is just out of range.
Szyslak showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Massacre.
Szyslak swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Massacre's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Massacre duly obliges.
Massacre lands a jab to Szyslak's midsection.
Massacre throws a sloppy body shot
and Szyslak cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Massacre throws a combination that misses

and Szyslak counters with a nice right hand that sends Massacre toppling to the canvas! Massacre scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Szyslak finish him?!

Massacre is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Massacre throws a combination that misses
and Szyslak counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Moe Szyslak!
A very excited looking Moe Szyslak made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.