PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesse Sabot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barbie Bloonkers has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Sabot
vs
Bloonkers

192 cm
19
259 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

207 cm
27
270 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Knockout power

Spartan Nutrition

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Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesse Sabot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bloonkers takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
No joy there for Bloonkers, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bloonkers misses with a head kick.
Bloonkers moves out of range as Sabot strikes.
Bloonkers drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Sabot defends it well.
We've been informed that Bloonkers has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Sabot moves in looking to clinch but Bloonkers pushes him off.

Sabot clinches up with Bloonkers and pushes him back against the cage.
Sabot lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sabot misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Sabot walks away with a smile on his face. Bloonkers gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Bloonkers gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Sabot fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sabot.
Sabot throws a punch but it's blocked by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers tries to score a body lock takedown but Sabot shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
A short right from Sabot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bloonkers tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Sabot just stands there and leans against the cage.
Jesse Sabot has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barbie Bloonkers.
Sabot lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Bloonkers drags the fight down to the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers is controlling Sabot's posture.

Bloonkers working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Sabot doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Sabot manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Bloonkers is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Sabot is controlling him.
Sabot postures up.

Bloonkers working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Sabot doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Sabot manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Bloonkers is looking to stand up but Sabot isn't so interested in that idea.
Bloonkers is pulling down on Sabot's head to control his posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Bloonkers is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Sabot defends well.
Bloonkers wants to stand and escape but Sabot is having none of it.
Bloonkers pulls Sabot in close to prevent any damage.
Sabot preventing the sweep.
Sabot prevents Bloonkers from getting back to his feet.
Bloonkers trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Bloonkers pulls Sabot in close to prevent any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bloonkers has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Sabot should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Bloonkers has tightened it up now! Sabot should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Barbie Bloonkers!
Barbie Bloonkers tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.