PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between I Suck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bjorn Bogart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bogart comes into a darkened arena with his song building. "Dutch National Anthem" by Het Wilhelmus kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Suck
vs
Bogart

178 cm
25
200 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

180 cm
26
185 lbs
5 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, I Suck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bjorn Bogart!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Alec Ball and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Suck cracks a nice hook into Bogart's ribs.
Bogart has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Suck.

Bogart gets caught flat footed, as Suck shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Suck landing with the ground and pound.
Suck lands a couple of elbows.
Suck lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Suck postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Bogart covers up, he's hurt! Suck keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Suck and the ref steps in to end the fight! Suck can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). I Suck!
A relieved looking I Suck thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.