PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Blake Gardner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Conway Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Gardner
vs
Titties

201 cm
18
177 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Blake Gardner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Conway Titties!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Chad Campbell and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

It looks like Blake Gardner has been cut.
A slow jab from Titties misses its intended target.
Gardner checks a low kick from Titties.
Gardner was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Gardner really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Titties rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gardner moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gardner keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Titties.
Conway Titties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Titties defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Gardner.
Horrible takedown attempt by Gardner or perhaps it was just good defense by Titties, which made it look bad.
Titties rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gardner moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gardner fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Blake Gardner. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gardner shoots in for a double leg but Titties sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Titties misses with a low kick as Gardner jumps back.
Gardner moves out of range of the strikes.
Gardner seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Gardner checks a leg kick.
A low kick from Titties is predictable there

and Gardner counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Gardner.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gardner blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nice elbow from Gardner.
Gardner lands a hook to the side of the head.
Titties misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Titties stops a takedown attempt from Gardner.
Gardner has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Titties is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Gardner with a knee to the head.
Titties lands a body punch in the clinch.
Gardner is breathing heavily.
Titties digs a right hand underneath Gardner's ribcage. Gardner let out a lung full of air as it connected.

Titties escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Titties misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gardner throws a counter high kick but Titties was just alert enough to avoid it.
Titties throws a head kick that misses
and Gardner makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Titties fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Titties takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Titties throws out a loose jab but Gardner uses good head movement to avoid it.
A counter left hand to the body from Gardner misses its target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gardner misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Titties throws a leg kick but Gardner sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Titties throws a push kick but Gardner slaps the foot to one side.
Titties pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Titties looks to score with a jab to the body but Gardner is just out of range.
Titties throws an overhand right from the outside, which connects and sends Gardner stumbling backwards into the cage! Gardner bounces back off the cage towards Titties, who cracks him with a two punch combination that drops him to his knees! Titties lands two more shots before the referee has chance to intervene - what a finish! Titties celebrates with his corner as the crowd cheer loudly.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Conway Titties!