PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rumina Sato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spotted Cow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sato might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Call to prayer of islam. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Rumina Sato had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Sato
vs
Cow

185 cm
39
175 lbs
27 - 18 - 0

180 cm
43
183 lbs
23 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 18 - 0, fighting out of London, Rumina Sato!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Spotted Cow!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Daniel Bishop and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sato scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cow looks winded!
Cow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Despite the aggression on Cow's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Sato misses with a hook.
Cow throws a leg kick but Sato sees it coming and moves out of range.
Sato throws a leg kick but Cow moved away.
Sato tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Sato lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cow checks a leg kick.
Cow gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cow takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cow throws a shot from downtown. Sato moves away and avoids it.
Sato throws a counter high kick but Cow was just alert enough to avoid it.
Cow misses with a hook.
Sato scores with a head kick.
Sato uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cow throws a low kick but Sato avoids it.
Sato throws a shot from downtown. Cow moves away and avoids it.
Cow fails to land the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sato moves into range and connects with a jab.
Sato fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cow on the side of the head.
Cow with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sato to score with a decent uppercut.
Cow goes for a double leg but Sato avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Sato continues to drive forward.
Sato lands a lovely overhand right.
Sato lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Cow moves into range and clinches up with Sato.
Sato lands a right hand.
Sato lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short left from Sato.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sato lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cow backwards.
Sato lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cow backwards.

Cow is rocked!

Sato escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sato connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cow is still on wobbly legs! Can Sato finish him?
A lazy left from Sato finds it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sato lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cow tries to move into range but Sato moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Sato drops Cow with a straight right hand, right on the button! Sato follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rumina Sato!
Post fight, Rumina Sato stared into the camera and said 'Remember, a vote for islam is a vote for retardation.'.