PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cheech Burrito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Vardey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vardey comes into a darkened arena with his song building. savior kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Ryan Vardey acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the ring.

Burrito
vs
Vardey

199 cm
17
263 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

191 cm
26
255 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Cheech Burrito !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ryan Vardey!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Viktor Lagutenko and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burrito takes a swing at Vardey's ribcage but misses.
Vardey slips under a jab.
Vardey is looking for the big counter here.
Burrito has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Burrito throws a lazy uppercut

and Vardey decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Burrito 's guard.
Vardey trying to control the position from guard on top but Burrito is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Burrito has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Burrito keeping moving, preventing Vardey from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burrito is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Burrito is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Vardey accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Burrito keeping moving, preventing Vardey from controlling successfully.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Burrito has Vardey up against the ropes in a clinch.
Burrito is working Vardey over against the ropes.
Vardey looks winded!
Vardey takes a shot to the head.

It looks like Ryan Vardey has been cut.
Burrito scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Burrito scores with a nice hook to the head.
Burrito works on Vardey's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Burrito .
Burrito lands a shot to the body.
Burrito lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Vardey backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burrito presses Vardey against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Burrito stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Burrito lands a big right hand that drops Vardey! The killer instinct kicks in and Burrito finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Burrito !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cheech Burrito !
Cheech Burrito thanked the fans post fight for their support.