PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Happy Forclit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mortimer Munson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Forclit
vs
Munson

195 cm
27
211 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

180 cm
26
209 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Sun-Tzu
KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Museum of Monsters & Madmen

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Happy Forclit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mortimer Munson!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Danga de danga de dang - Forclit scores with a four punch combination!
Munson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Munson shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Munson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Forclit tries to roll over but Munson keeps him under control.
Munson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Forclit is trying to get back to full guard.
Forclit is trying to maintain the position but Munson is very close to passing his half guard.
Munson working Forclit over with strikes.
Munson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Forclit is looking to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Munson is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Forclit is looking to improve his position.
Forclit moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Munson throwing strikes but missing.
Forclit wants to sweep but no luck.
Munson throwing strikes from guard but Forclit blocks nicely.
Munson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Munson postures up.
Munson lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Munson told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Munson content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Munson working some strikes from top position.
Forclit manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Munson manages to get himself to full guard.

Forclit trying to control but Munson is working from the bottom.
Forclit throwing strikes but missing.
Forclit won't allow Munson to sweep him here.
Forclit wants to control from the top but Munson keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Munson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Forclit's guard.

Forclit is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

This has been an exciting period of action!
Munson is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Forclit scores with a couple of nice shots.

Munson looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Munson trying to control but Forclit postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Forclit connects with a nice short shot to Munson's temple.
Forclit is trying to control. Munson wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Forclit lands with a punch from half guard.
Forclit lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Forclit looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Munson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Forclit's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Forclit's back!
Forclit has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Munson has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Forclit just trying to survive but Munson is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Munson lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Forclit tries to roll but Munson sticks to his back.

Munson has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Munson has Forclit flattened out and is raining down punches.
Forclit breaks Munson's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Forclit content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Munson is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Forclit trying to control but Munson is working from the bottom.
Forclit with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Mortimer Munson will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Forclit is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Forclit drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Forclit misses with a body shot.
Forclit scores with a hook to the body. Munson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Danga de danga de dang - Munson scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Happy Forclit has been cut.
Forclit tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Munson throws a chopping leg kick but Forclit manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Munson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Munson swings widly with a right hand
and Forclit counters with a two punch combo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Forclit throws a jab when Munson was well out of range.
Forclit jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Forclit misses with a hook. Munson ducked under it nicely.
Munson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Forclit has time to react.
Munson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Forclit moves out of range of the strikes.
Munson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Forclit throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've been told by Forclit's head coaches at Do you even lift BRO? that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Munson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Mortimer Munson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Munson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Forclit counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Nice uppercut there from Forclit.
Munson checks a low kick from Forclit.
Happy Forclit is winning the standup battle so far.
That kick from Munson tenderised Forclit's leg. Forclit is trying to keep his angry face on.
Munson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A nice leg kick lands there from Forclit.
A leg kick checked by Forclit.
Munson blocks a jab.
Forclit shoots in looking for a takedown but Munson manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Forclit's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Forclit backing away here, and Munson unleashes a leg kick that just misses.

Forclit gets caught flat footed, as Munson shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Forclit lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Munson not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Forclit with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Forclit content to stall in guard here.
Munson wants to improve his position but instead Forclit has moved into half guard.
Munson wants to control but Forclit is keeping busy.
Munson works his way to full guard. Good work.
Munson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Forclit is one step ahead there.
Forclit working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Forclit with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Forclit with a flurry of punches that miss.
Munson wants to sweep here but Forclit controlling him for the moment.
Munson is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Munson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Forclit scoring with punches to the head and body.
Forclit throwing strikes from guard but Munson blocks nicely.
Forclit lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Forclit is looking to work some ground and pound but Munson has wrist control.

Munson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Forclit defends it easily.
Forclit trying to control but Munson is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Forclit with a flurry of punches that miss.
Munson looking to control.
Forclit scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Forclit is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Forclit postures up in Munson's guard and throws a big left but Munson blocks it.
Forclit keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Munson's head.
Forclit stands up over Munson, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Forclit connects with a couple of short punches.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Munson is on top in guard.

Forclit wants to sweep but no luck.
Munson trying to control the position from guard on top but Forclit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Forclit wants to sweep but no luck.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Happy Forclit dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Happy Forclit's cut.
That's time! Forclit's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Munson shoots in but no luck this time.

Munson ducks straight into an uppercut from Forclit and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - Munson manages to regain guard straight away.

Munson is rocked!
Forclit arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Munson's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Happy Forclit!
After the big win, Happy Forclit made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.