PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ken Kahne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell comes to the cage accompanied by Don't Stop Believing. Ken Kahne has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Falwell
vs
Kahne

171 cm
31
144 lbs
1 - 52 - 0

173 cm
29
158 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 52 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ken Kahne!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Kahne lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Falwell has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Weed Nation in the buildup to the fight.
Kahne keeps Falwell at a distance using the push kick.
Falwell looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Falwell takes a body punch but keeps moving.

Kahne gets the takedown into side control.

Falwell is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Falwell gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Oh Falwell is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Falwell taking shots to the head.
Kahne lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Falwell! Kahne sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Falwell and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ken Kahne!
Ken Kahne seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.