PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mitzi Glozman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Glozman
vs
Bloonkers

193 cm
21
275 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

207 cm
27
270 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Knockout power

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mitzi Glozman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Glozman rushes Bloonkers and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Glozman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bloonkers blocks it with crossed arms.
Bloonkers lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Glozman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Glozman avoiding damage.
Bloonkers blocks an uppercut.

Bloonkers works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Bloonkers seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Glozman keeping moving, preventing Bloonkers from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Glozman utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Bloonkers working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Bloonkers trying to control but Glozman is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers is looking to work some ground and pound but Glozman has wrist control.
Glozman is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Bloonkers is controlling him.
Glozman controlling Bloonkers's posture.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Bloonkers not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Glozman throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bloonkers on the side of the head.

Bloonkers takes the fight into the clinch.
Glozman misses with a punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers takes a shot to the head.

It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
I was talking to Glozman's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Glozman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Glozman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bloonkers tries a knee to the head but Glozman blocks it.
Glozman tries to stall but Bloonkers uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Glozman misses with some punches.
Glozman trying to land knees to the body.
Bloonkers managing to block the knees to the body from Glozman.
Glozman tries a knee to the head but Bloonkers blocks it.
Glozman tries to land a knee to the head but Bloonkers blocks with his arms.
Glozman taking a breather.
Glozman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bloonkers has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Glozman after a bit of a struggle.
Bloonkers has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Glozman after a bit of a struggle.
Bloonkers goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers is looking for a takedown.
Mitzi Glozman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barbie Bloonkers.
Still in the clinch, Bloonkers scores with a nice short uppercut.
Glozman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Glozman stalling in the clinch but Bloonkers improves position.
Glozman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bloonkers has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Glozman avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Bloonkers is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Glozman is defending well.
Glozman trying to land knees to the body.
Glozman trying to stall but Bloonkers improves his position.
Bloonkers struggles to land a body shot inside as Glozman controls his hands.
Glozman gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bloonkers.
Glozman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Glozman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bloonkers has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bloonkers has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Glozman is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bloonkers takes a knee to the side of the body.
Bloonkers tries for a takedown but Glozman manages to get underhooks.
Glozman stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Glozman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bloonkers blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Glozman digs a right hand into Bloonkers's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bloonkers's gas tank.
Bloonkers on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Glozman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bloonkers blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Glozman scores a nice knee to the body.
Glozman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Glozman misses with a knee strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mitzi Glozman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Barbie Bloonkers's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Glozman moves into range and clinches up with Bloonkers.
Bloonkers struggles to land a body shot inside as Glozman controls his hands.
Bloonkers can't find room to land a body shot as Glozman controls the action.
Bloonkers wants a takedown.
Glozman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bloonkers is defending well for now.
Bloonkers goes for a takedown attempt but Glozman pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
The fighters circle momentarily. Glozman darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Mitzi Glozman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Glozman has Bloonkers up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloonkers blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bloonkers tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Glozman misses with a punch to the body.
Bloonkers is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Mitzi Glozman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barbie Bloonkers.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Glozman lands with a right to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Glozman.
Bloonkers is working for takedown but Glozman is calmly controlling the position for now.
Glozman swings wildly with an uppercut but Bloonkers uses good head movement to avoid it.
Glozman has a couple of punches blocked by Bloonkers.
Glozman tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bloonkers tries a body shot but Glozman blocks it.
Glozman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bloonkers can do to turn this around?
Glozman missing with knees to the body.
Glozman looking to throw knees to the head but Bloonkers is blocking nicely.
Bloonkers is looking to take this one to the mat.
Bloonkers is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Glozman is defending well for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glozman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Glozman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Glozman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Bloonkers is breathing heavily.
Glozman pushes Bloonkers back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Glozman throws an elbow but it misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Glozman obliges.
Glozman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Glozman landing knees to the head.
Glozman lands a damaging elbow.

Bloonkers is rocked!
Glozman lands a big knee to the head and Bloonkers goes down! Glozman pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mitzi Glozman!
Mitzi Glozman retains his heavyweight title!
Mitzi Glozman decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Barbie Bloonkers was interviewed post fight and said 'I'm gay.'.