PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Stig (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Colin Kaepernick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Stig is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Stig
vs
Kaepernick

190 cm
38
201 lbs
20 - 9 - 0

188 cm
28
218 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, The Stig!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Colin Kaepernick!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Dillan Fox and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaepernick takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Kaepernick scores with a sloppy right hand. Stig should have avoided that one.
Stig throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stig catches Kaepernick with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jab from Stig.
Stig throws a series of punches but Kaepernick moves out of range.
Kaepernick swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kaepernick on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The Stig seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kaepernick misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
As Kaepernick backs away, Stig returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Kaepernick looks to score with a jab to the body but Stig is just out of range.
Stig lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Stig scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Stig misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kaepernick looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stig pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kaepernick loads up on a big right hand but Stig slips the punch.
Kaepernick throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stig lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kaepernick pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stig takes a swing at Kaepernick's ribcage but misses.
Kaepernick throws a shot to the body.
Stig fails to land with a series of punches.
A big right from Kaepernick misses.
Stig throws a quick counter head kick but Kaepernick was just out of range.
Stig uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kaepernick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaepernick displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stig throws out the jab.
Kaepernick looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kaepernick throws a body shot but no joy.
It looked like Stig wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Stig throws a leg kick
letting Kaepernick counter with a right hand.
Kaepernick throws a shot from downtown. Stig moves away and avoids it.
Stig moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Stig takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Kaepernick throws a hook but Stig blocks it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stig.
A big left from Stig misses.
Stig misses with a low kick as Kaepernick jumps back.
A slow jab from Stig misses its intended target.
Stig misses with a low kick as Kaepernick jumps back.
A good leg kick by Stig.
Stig slips under a jab from Kaepernick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stig looks to land a body kick but Kaepernick moved away.
Stig fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Kaepernick misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Stig.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Stig.
Kaepernick stuns Stig with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kaepernick has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Stig lands a right hook to the body.
Stig scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Kaepernick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kaepernick smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kaepernick has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Stig finds it's way round the side to connect with Kaepernick's head.
Kaepernick jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kaepernick checks a low kick from Stig.
Stig lands a front kick.
Kaepernick on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kaepernick is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stig.
A good leg kick by Stig.
Stig blocks a head kick by Kaepernick.
Stig connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kaepernick walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Stig lands with a thumping leg kick.
Stig tries to score with a low kick but Kaepernick moves his leg out of the way.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left lands for Stig.
Stig lands a nice shot that snaps Kaepernick's head back.
A solid leg kick lands there for Stig.
Stig throws a shot from downtown. Kaepernick moves away and avoids it.
Kaepernick throws a hook to the side of Stig's head but Stig sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stig's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kaepernick under the eye.
Kaepernick misses with a wild combination.
Stig is looking to counter with head kicks.
Stig throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kaepernick.
A countering left hand to the body from Kaepernick misses.
A right-left combo lands from Stig.
A cross from Stig lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stig throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kaepernick.
Stig scores with a hook.
Stig connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kaepernick. Kaepernick circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Kaepernick lands a nice shot to the body.
Kaepernick misses with a wild body shot.
Kaepernick throws a solid leg kick but Stig takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kaepernick.
Stig is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Stig looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kaepernick swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Stig doesn't seem bothered though.
Kaepernick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stig.
Stig throws a leg kick but Kaepernick sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Stig with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Stig looks to land a body kick but Kaepernick moved away.
A nice side step and Kaepernick releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Stig connects with a body shot that sends Kaepernick's belly button to the back.
Kaepernick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stig misses with an uppercut.
Stig lands a leg kick that knocks Kaepernick off balance momentarily.
Stig defending well as Kaepernick loads up on a big left hand.
Stig throws an overhand right that lands on Kaepernick's shoulder, as Kaepernick tries to avoid the shot.
Stig lands a front kick.
Stig thuds his shin into the meat of Kaepernick's side.
Stig throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Stig.
Stig ducks under a wild hook from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kaepernick throws a hook but Stig blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Stig dominated that round.
That's time! Stig's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Stig throws a jab when Kaepernick was well out of range.
Kaepernick staying out of range there.
Stig lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Stig throws a lazy right hand but Kaepernick sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stig misses with a hook. Kaepernick ducked under it nicely.
Stig throws the kick towards the body but Kaepernick avoids it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Kaepernick! But no joy.
Kaepernick moves out of range of the body kick from Stig.
A combination from Stig does no damage.
Kaepernick throws a head kick but Stig moves out of range.
Kaepernick misses with a wild combination.
Kaepernick keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaepernick takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kaepernick misses with a few strikes there.
Stig rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Kaepernick to counter with a crisp jab.
Stig lands a body shot.
Kaepernick's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A shot to the liver by Kaepernick. Beautiful body shot.
Kaepernick checks a leg kick nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stig throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stig misses with a wild body shot.
Kaepernick scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Stig doesn't seem bothered though.
Stig moves out of range of the strikes.
Kaepernick is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stig.
Stig fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kaepernick has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kaepernick misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stig connects with a single shot there.
Kaepernick digs a good hook to Stig's body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stig.
Stig throws an overhand right that lands on Kaepernick's shoulder, as Kaepernick tries to avoid the shot.
The Stig is winning the standup battle so far.
Good exchange - Stig coming out on top.
Stig scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Stig throws a head kick that half lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stig keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kaepernick lands with a cross.
Kaepernick misses the jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stig cracks Kaepernick with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Stig wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kaepernick is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stig.
Kaepernick misses with an uppercut.
No joy there for Kaepernick, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
It appears Stig was looking to counter with a kick there.
A thudding body kick lands there by Stig!
Stig scores with a jab to the head.
Stig avoids the head kick by Kaepernick.
Stig staying out of range there.
Stig connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kaepernick scores with a jab to the body.
Kaepernick has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Stig.
A swing and a miss from Stig.
Kaepernick throws a nice looking combination but Stig bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kaepernick takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Stig slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kaepernick's jab looks to have found its range, popping Stig under the eye.
Kaepernick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stig moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stig scores with a shot to the body.
Kaepernick takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Stig scores with a push kick.
Kaepernick wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Stig lands a nice shot that snaps Kaepernick's head back.
Kaepernick looks to land a left hand but Stig moved out of range nicely.
Stig lands with a cross.
Kaepernick takes a swing at Stig's ribcage but misses.
Kaepernick takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Stig tries to bum rush Kaepernick with a series of wild strikes but Kaepernick uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A slow jab from Stig misses its intended target.
Stig throws a series of punches but Kaepernick avoids them all with ease.
Good shot there by Stig.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kaepernick swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Stig.
The crowd cheers as Stig lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kaepernick doesn't seem phased though.
Kaepernick scores with a body shot.
Kaepernick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stig.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Stig.
Stig swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stig takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Stig keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stig throws a shot to the body.
Kaepernick keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stig.
Kaepernick has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kaepernick misses with a straight left.
Kaepernick checks a leg kick.
Stig moves out of range of the strikes.
A punch combination from Stig misses.
Stig takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Stig tries a low kick but Kaepernick avoids it.
Stig looks to land a right hand but Kaepernick moved out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kaepernick looks to score with a jab to the body but Stig is just out of range.
Stig misses with a hook.
Kaepernick misses the shot to the body.
Stig changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Stig dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Stig throws a front kick that sends Kaepernick stumbling back into the cage.
A bone on bone clash there as Kaepernick blocks the leg kick.
Stig is looking to land body kicks.
A jab from Kaepernick misses.
Kaepernick defending well as Stig loads up on a big left hand.
Kaepernick misses with a body shot.
Stig is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kaepernick can do to turn this around?
Stig looks to land a body kick but Kaepernick moved away.
Kaepernick takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Stig throws a jab but it's blocked by Kaepernick.
Stig scores with a punch to the head.
Stig throws a sloppy head kick and Kaepernick moves out of range easily.
A shot to the liver by Kaepernick. Beautiful body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A cross from Stig lands.
Kaepernick scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Stig uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kaepernick.
Kaepernick throws a jab but it's blocked by Stig.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kaepernick. Stig does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stig swings for the body but Kaepernick moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stig throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A slow jab from Stig misses its intended target.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stig digs a good hook to Kaepernick's body.
Kaepernick avoids a kick to the body.
Kaepernick throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stig throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Kaepernick misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kaepernick lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stig circles away quickly and effectively.
Kaepernick thuds a left hand into Stig's body.
Stig misses the shot to the body.
Kaepernick cracks a nice hook into Stig's ribs.
Stig keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kaepernick misses with an uppercut.
Kaepernick's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Stig connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kaepernick scrambles back to his feet.
Stig looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kaepernick on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Stig. Stig obviously looking to wear him down.
Colin Kaepernick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stig is looking to slow Kaepernick down with leg kicks.
Kaepernick throws a lazy right hand but Stig sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stig throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Kaepernick throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stig throws an overhand right that lands on Kaepernick's shoulder, as Kaepernick tries to avoid the shot.
Stig swings away with a leg kick that misses.
That kick from Stig tenderised Kaepernick's leg. Kaepernick is trying to keep his angry face on.
Stig throws a sloppy head kick and Kaepernick moves out of range easily.
Stig connects with a looping right hand.
Kaepernick misses with a wild body shot.
Stig fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kaepernick has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kaepernick throws a body shot but no joy.
Kaepernick throws a right and a left that Stig avoids nicely.
Kaepernick uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Stig has time to react.
Kaepernick wants to land a leg kick but Stig is out of range.
Stig lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Stig darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stig lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Stig connects with a right hand. Kaepernick shakes it off.
Stig lands with a nice body punch.
Kaepernick misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stig.
Kaepernick lands a jab-cross combination.
Stig throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kaepernick's head.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Kaepernick might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Stig has got the better of the exchanges.
Jab by Stig.
Stig lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Stig stuns Kaepernick with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stig throws a sloppy head kick and Kaepernick moves out of range easily.
Kaepernick keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stig.
Stig uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kaepernick.
Stig connects with a crisp jab.
Kaepernick tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kaepernick shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Stig eats them both and turns towards Kaepernick to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Stig misses with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick jabs Stig to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Stig showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick walks into a stiff left hand from Stig.
Kaepernick checks a low kick from Stig.
Nice defenses there by Stig.
Stig tries a head kick but it misses.
Kaepernick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stig.
Stig misses with an uppercut. Kaepernick saw that one coming.
Kaepernick throws a big shot that misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Stig, right into the meat.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A punch lands to the side of Stig 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Kaepernick throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stig stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Stig connects with a right hand. Kaepernick shakes it off.
Stig lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

And that's the end of the fight!
The Stig showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stig has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Stig!
After the fight, The Stig was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
Colin Kaepernick spoke after the fight, saying 'shit balls'.