PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Don Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wilson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Last Dragon. Clubber Lang has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Wilson
vs
Lang

189 cm
37
180 lbs
27 - 13 - 1

185 cm
31
183 lbs
24 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Don Wilson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Clubber Lang!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wilson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lang. Lang obviously looking to wear him down.
Wilson lands a nice shot that snaps Lang's head back.
The fighters circling - Lang throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wilson just misses with a punch to the body.
Wilson misses with a looping left.
Lang delivers a nice body kick.
Lang thows a left - swing and a miss!
A jab lands there for Wilson.
Wilson looks to land a left hand but Lang moved out of range nicely.
Wilson just misses with a punch to the body.
Lang walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Lang walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wilson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at PhoQus Sports Enterprise in the buildup to the fight.
Wilson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lang feints a counter leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lang moves away from the strike by Wilson.
Wilson connects with a single shot there.
Don Wilson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lang scores with a punch to the head.
Wilson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lang paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lang is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wilson.
Wilson misses with a body shot.
Lang looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Wilson misses with an uppercut
and Lang counters with a body kick that stops Wilson in his tracks momentarily.
Wilson throws a big shot that misses.
Wilson takes a swing at Lang's ribcage but misses.
Lang fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wilson.
Wilson lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Lang misses with a straight left.
Lang scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Lang lands a jab.
No joy there for Wilson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wilson throws a hook but Lang avoids it easily.
Lang digs a good hook to Wilson's body.
Wilson moves out of range as Lang strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lang throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Wilson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wilson misses with a looping left.
Wilson throws a hook but Lang avoids it easily.
Wilson throws a looping overhand right but Lang ducks down to avoid it.
Lang tries to move into range but Wilson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lang thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wilson misses with a left hand
and Lang counters with a low kick, right behind Wilson 's knee.
Wilson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wilson misses with a looping left.
Wilson throws a big shot that misses.
Lang misses with a body shot.
Lang misses with a head kick.
Wilson is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Wilson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lang! But no joy.
Lang throws a low kick but it's checked well by Wilson.
Wilson lands a jab.
Wilson throws a jab when Lang was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wilson throws a shot from downtown. Lang moves away and avoids it.
It seemed like Lang was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Lang slips under a jab.
Lang wants to land a leg kick but Wilson is out of range.
Lang ducks under a wild hook from Wilson.
Wilson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Lang throws out the jab.
A swing and a miss from Lang.
Wilson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lang throws out a counter right but Wilson avoids it with no problem.
A jab from Wilson misses.
Wilson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lang misses with a kick to the body
and Wilson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wilson throws a looping overhand right but Lang ducks down to avoid it.
Lang appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Wilson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Wilson crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Lang - the referee stops the clock and Wilson gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Lang. Wilson manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Wilson wants to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wilson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wilson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lang. Lang obviously looking to wear him down.
Lang uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wilson.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wilson throws a hook to the side of Lang's head but Lang sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Wilson throws out a loose jab but Lang uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lang flicks out a counter leg kick but Wilson steps away.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lang.
Lang is looking to land body kicks.
Wilson misses with a double jab.
Wilson backing away here, and Lang unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Wilson lands a jab.
Wilson misses the shot to the body.
Lang throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wilson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wilson misses with an uppercut.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lang! But no joy.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wilson cracks a nice hook into Lang's ribs.
Wilson blocks a low kick nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Wilson dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Wilson throws a nice looking combination but Lang bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wilson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wilson throws a big shot that misses.
Jab, jab by Lang - just one landing.
Wilson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A left lands for Wilson.
Wilson throws an overhand right that lands on Lang's shoulder, as Lang tries to avoid the shot.
Lang ducks under a wild hook from Wilson.
Wilson throws a body shot but no joy.
Lang throws an overhand right that lands on Wilson's shoulder, as Wilson tries to avoid the shot.
Wilson swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lang.
A punch lands to the side of Wilson 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lang misses with a straight left.
It looked like Wilson wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Lang ducks under a wild hook from Wilson.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lang! But no joy.
Wilson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Wilson connects with a looping right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilson misses with the combination.
Wilson throws a jab when Lang was well out of range.
Wilson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lang.
Wilson slips a straight right by Lang.
Wilson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lang lands a jab.
Wilson throws a nice looking combination but Lang bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lang looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lang takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Lang is rocked!
Wilson misses with a double jab.
Lang counters with a body kick.
Lang is still on wobbly legs! Can Wilson finish him?
Wilson cracks Lang with a hook to the temple - Lang is on wobbly legs here! Wilson swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Lang falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Wilson wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Don Wilson!
Don Wilson retains his welterweight title!
After the big win, Don Wilson made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors xXx - Voodoo Labs - MONEY LAUNDER and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.