PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Guilherme Alves (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noam Chomsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alves comes to the cage accompanied by Guerreiro by Curumin. The crowd seem to be enjoying Chomsky's choice of entrance music: System Of A Down BYOB. Noam Chomsky is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Alves
vs
Chomsky

169 cm
37
171 lbs
31 - 20 - 0

182 cm
36
177 lbs
23 - 8 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Guilherme Alves!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Noam Chomsky!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, John Mangel and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alves throws a front kick aimed at Chomsky's knee but Chomsky avoids it well.
Chomsky throws a jab but it's blocked by Alves.
Nice body kick from Alves.
Chomsky smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That kick from Alves tenderised Chomsky's leg. Chomsky is trying to keep his angry face on.
Chomsky connects with a single shot there.
Alves throws a push kick but Chomsky slaps the foot to one side.
Alves closes the distance but Chomsky moves to the side
and Chomsky counters with a stiff right hand.
Chomsky is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Chomsky. That's going to slow Alves down.

Alves rushes Chomsky and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Chomsky holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Chomsky struggles to land a body shot inside as Alves controls his hands.
Alves lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Alves can't find room to land a body shot as Chomsky controls the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alves can't find room to land a body shot as Chomsky controls the action.
Chomsky is trying to maintain a safe position but Alves gets an underhook and turns Chomsky into the cage.
Chomsky managing to block the knees to the body from Alves.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chomsky.
Chomsky misses with a punch on the inside.
Chomsky working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Alves misses with a body punch.
Alves misses with a hook to the ribs.
Alves pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Alves doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chomsky lands with a right to the head.
Chomsky misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chomsky.
Chomsky tries to work over Alves's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chomsky working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Chomsky is struggling to control the position.
Chomsky goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chomsky throws a punch but it's blocked by Alves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky has a couple of punches blocked by Alves.
Alves looking to slow down the pace here.
Chomsky lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Alves backwards.
Alves can't find room to land a body shot as Chomsky controls the action.
Alves misses with a hook from the clinch.
Alves definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Chomsky lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chomsky lands a right hand.
Chomsky misses with some punches.
A short body shot lands from Alves as the two fighters clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Alves throws an elbow but misses.
Chomsky prevents a body shot from Alves.
Alves throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Chomsky leaning against his opponent.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Alves doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Chomsky fails to land.
Alves doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Alves struggles to land a body shot inside as Chomsky controls his hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky stalling in the clinch but Alves improves position.
Chomsky throws a head punch that misses.
Alves misses with a punch to the body.
A right hand to the body from Chomsky.
Chomsky can't find room to land a body shot as Alves controls the action.

Alves pulls guard.
Chomsky trying to control the position from guard on top but Alves is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Alves has his feet on Chomsky's thighs here. He's pushed Chomsky off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Chomsky screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Guilherme Alves!
Guilherme Alves took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Tokyo United Fightwear for their support in the buildup to the fight.
The defeated Noam Chomsky had this to say: 'If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.'.