PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brick Tires (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quaid comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Total Recall kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Tires
vs
Quaid

190 cm
33
270 lbs
34 - 10 - 1

186 cm
31
260 lbs
28 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Pearson Specter Litt

Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Tires!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Douglas Quaid!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tires ducks right into an uppercut from Quaid.

It looks like Brick Tires has been cut.
Tires just misses with a punch to the body.
Quaid with a hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for Tires.
Quaid misses with an uppercut. Tires saw that one coming.
Tires wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tires works Quaid's body with a nice hook.
Tires scores with a nice body kick.
Quaid takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Tires lands a jab-cross combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quaid misses with an uppercut
and Tires makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Quaid tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tires lets loose with a powerful body kick. Quaid will feel that in the morning.
Tires displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Quaid throws out the jab.
Quaid moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Quaid throws a hook but Tires blocks it.
Quaid has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid cracks Tires with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Quaid scores with a jab to the jaw.
Tires seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Tires takes one to the chin there.
Tires jabs Quaid to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Tires thumps Quaid with a low kick.
Quaid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Brick Tires is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A head kick from Tires lands but Quaid takes it in his stride.
Tires scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Tires throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tires scores with a punch to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tires throws a front kick that sends Quaid stumbling back into the cage.
Brick Tires seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tires turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Tires scores with a push kick.
Tires wants to clinch up but Quaid keeps it at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tires ducks under a wild hook from Quaid.
Quaid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tires throws a nice inside leg kick.
Tires lands an overhand right.
Tires throws a chopping leg kick but Quaid manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Quaid throws a lazy right hand but Tires sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tires looks to score with a jab to the body but Quaid is just out of range.
Quaid tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Tires throws a leg kick but Quaid moved away.
Tires is looking to wear down Quaid with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Quaid lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Quaid might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Tires scores with a crisp jab that stopped Quaid in his tracks.
Quaid on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tires. Tires obviously looking to wear him down.
Tires fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Quaid is out of range.
Quaid changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Tires with a hook.
Tires swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Tires tenderised Quaid's leg. Quaid is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tires throws a quick inside leg kick.
Quaid with a nice cross.
An inside leg kick lands from Tires.
Tires is looking to clinch.
Quaid throws a jab when Tires was well out of range.
Tires works the jab nicely.
Tires just misses with a punch to the body.
Tires throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Tires scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Quaid doesn't seem bothered though.
Quaid misses with a hook.
Nice body punch from Quaid.
Quaid misses the shot to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Tires on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Tires.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice leg kick lands there from Tires.
Tires waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Quaid.
Tires throws a nice looking combination but Quaid bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Tires throws a low kick but Quaid avoids it.
Tires throws a looping overhand right but Quaid ducks down to avoid it.
Quaid with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Tires to score with a decent uppercut.
Tires motions for Quaid to come forward. Tires throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tires takes a swing at Quaid's ribcage but misses.
Quaid's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

Quaid dives in and scores a takedown into Tires's guard.
Quaid postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Quaid has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Quaid throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Tires works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Quaid trying to control the position from guard on top but Tires is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Quaid postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Tires dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brick Tires's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Quaid cracks Tires with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Tires throws a low kick but Quaid avoids it.
Quaid with the counter takedown but Tires avoids it easily.
Tires is looking to score with low kicks.
Tires looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A solid body kick from Tires.
Quaid throws the left hand but Tires avoids the punch easily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Tires.
Tires scores with a shot to the body.
Tires scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Quaid doesn't seem bothered though.
Tires throws a body punch but Quaid moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tires throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Tires connects with a body shot that sends Quaid's belly button to the back.
Quaid lands the left hand.
Tires throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid misses with a hook
and Tires counters with a slapping leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tires. Quaid does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tires feints and then cracks Quaid's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Quaid down.
Tires is looking to slow Quaid down with leg kicks.
Quaid tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Tires defends well and Quaid ends up having to push Tires into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
You can see that Quaid has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Quaid walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Tires wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tires thuds his right hand into Quaid's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Tires tries to score with a low kick but Quaid moves his leg out of the way.
Quaid feints the counter takedown.
Tires bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Brick Tires is winning the standup battle so far.
Tires tries to score with a low kick but Quaid moves his leg out of the way.
Tires connects with a good right hand that stumbles Quaid. Quaid circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tires thuds a left hand into Quaid's body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tires scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Tires there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Quaid misses with a hook.
Quaid has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Tires.
Quaid misses with an uppercut
and Tires counters with an outside leg kick.
Tires cracks a nice hook into Quaid's ribs.
Quaid is breathing heavily.
Tires feints and then cracks Quaid's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Quaid down.
Quaid swings for the body but Tires moves out of range.
Tires with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Tires lands with a nice body kick.
Tires throws a nice inside leg kick.

Tires moves into range and clinches up with Quaid.
Tires throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Quaids head.
Still in the clinch, Tires scores with a nice short uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Tires.
Tires makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tires lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Quaid or not.
Tires scores with a shoulder strike.
Tires lands a left hand.
A right handed body shot lands from Tires.
Tires throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Quaids head.
Tires lands with a left to the head.
A short right from Tires.
Tires is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Quaid can do to turn this around?
Tires lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Nice body punch from Tires - that landed with a thud.
Tires throws a head punch that misses.
Tires softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Quaid tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Tires lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Quaid.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A right hook to the body lands for Tires.
Quaid prevents a body shot from Tires.
Tires misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Quaid.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Tires.
Tires throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Quaids head.
Tires throws a head punch that misses.

Quaid turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Tires manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Tires seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Quaid tries to get to full guard but Tires has control of the leg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Tires dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Brick Tires's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Quaid throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tires counters with an outside leg kick.
Tires tries a head kick but it misses.
Quaid walks forward, straight into a front kick from Tires.
Tires looks to score with a jab to the body but Quaid is just out of range.
Quaid drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Tires defends it well.
Tires scores with a sloppy right hand. Quaid should have avoided that one.
Quaid checks a leg kick nicely.
Tires jabs at Quaid's body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Tires.
A left lands for Tires.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Quaid jabs Tires right on the nose. Tires blinks but takes it well.
Tires lands with a good body shot.
A good leg kick by Tires.
Quaid takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Quaid misses with a two punch combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tires lets loose with a powerful body kick. Quaid will feel that in the morning.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tires feints and then cracks Quaid's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Quaid down.
Quaid takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Quaid rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tires makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Quaid really felt that one!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A short right from Tires on the inside.
Quaid blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Tires fails to land.
Tires lands a body punch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tires.
Tires tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tires gets underhooks to prevent Quaid's takedown attempt.
A nice left hand lands by Tires.
Tires misses with some punches.
Tires lands with a short shot to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right handed body shot lands from Tires.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid blocking some punches.
Tires tries to throw a body punch but Quaid avoids it by throwing Tires back against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Brick Tires has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Quaid is trying to drag Tires to the mat but Tires just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Tires scores with a shoulder strike.
Quaid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tires can't find room to land a body shot as Quaid controls the action.
Quaid lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short right from Tires on the inside.
Tires has a couple of punches blocked by Quaid.
Quaid tries to work over Tires's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tires misses with some punches.
Quaid scores with a hook to the body.
Quaid stalling.
Tires blocking some punches.
Quaid blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quaid lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Tires misses with a punch on the inside.
Tires throws a head punch that misses.
Quaid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tires working aggressively here.
Quaid is trying to maintain a safe position but Tires gets an underhook and turns Quaid into the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tires.
Tires misses with a punch on the inside.
Quaid lands a hook that snaps the head of Tires backwards.
Tires working aggressively here.
A short left from Quaid.
Quaid tries to work over Tires's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tires makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Quaid is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Tires throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tires lands with a left to the head.
Tires lands a right hand that snaps the head of Quaid backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tires.
Tires throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Quaids head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quaid blocks an uppercut.
Tires misses with a punch on the inside.
Quaid wants to break free but Tires has control.
Tires gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Quaid.
Brick Tires has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Douglas Quaid.
Quaid can't find room to land a body shot as Tires controls the action.
Quaid is working for takedown but Tires is calmly controlling the position for now.

Tires drops Quaid onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Quaid is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Tires lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Quaid backwards.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Tires lands a big right hand that drops Quaid! The killer instinct kicks in and Tires finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Tires!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Tires!
After winning the bout, Brick Tires thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Douglas Quaid was interviewed post fight and said 'That one was from Santa!'.